Puntif Report post Posted April 1, 2007 (edited) - A new monster - a skeleton "undead" version of a feran. It will drain experience from a random skill if it hits you. It will be called an Unferan. - When walking in a map that contains animal spawns you will have a 0.1% chance each step of temporarily losing 5 points of charm due to stepping in animal poop. - If you attempt to harvest a haystack you will have a small chance of harvesting a needle. - General stores will sell bee repellent guaranteed to prevent bee stings for 5 minutes. It will be called Buzz-Off. - You will be able to manufacture a good luck charm out of leopard fur and cotton. It will look like a pair of fuzzy dice. added: - Due to global warming some animals will grow taller. In particular, you may notice an increase in feran height. Edited April 3, 2007 by Puntif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted April 1, 2007 Another new feature: You will be able to check your EMU by using a dragon scale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Piper Report post Posted April 1, 2007 - If you attempt to harvest a haystack you will have a small chance of harvesting a needle. Correct, but you forgot the 1 health damage every time you harvest hay because you just stung yourself with a needle. Piper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted April 1, 2007 Is it true that gnomes have produced a type of soda which contains addicting drugs in it? :0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango Report post Posted April 1, 2007 I was hoping on a serious summary... Got this, didnt think it was that funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ttlanhil Report post Posted April 1, 2007 if you want a serious one, meander over to the programming section, topic called 'feature freeze', it lists a number of changes in the client... for the rest, read the forums and ent's blog to see what's up (oh, and yawl are living behind the times, it's 2007-04-02 today) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Piper Report post Posted April 1, 2007 Is it true that gnomes have produced a type of soda which contains addicting drugs in it? :0 Not soda, its called gnome coffee and it gives you the ability to run in game, but unfortunately you cant control to where youre running. Well, call it eye candy, when you see some disorientated players running randomly across maps without any destination. Piper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acelon Report post Posted April 2, 2007 if you want a serious one, meander over to the programming section, topic called 'feature freeze', it lists a number of changes in the client... for the rest, read the forums and ent's blog to see what's up (oh, and yawl are living behind the times, it's 2007-04-02 today) Its still April 1st in some areas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LevinMage Report post Posted April 2, 2007 (edited) I looked at some of the pics that were posted in the programming section (the one with person attacking the fluff with the magical sword) It looked amazing. I cant wait to see what other eye candy is in store for us. Edited April 2, 2007 by LevinMage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sayre Report post Posted April 2, 2007 "person" has a name S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterpiter Report post Posted April 2, 2007 - A new monster - a skeleton "undead" version of a feran. It will drain experience from a random skill if it hits you. It will be called an Unferan. hehehe eMPi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyprom Report post Posted April 2, 2007 Its still April 1st in some areas This doesn't look like an April fools joke... It's not funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sistema Report post Posted April 2, 2007 LOL Something more official would have been better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mar(c) Report post Posted April 2, 2007 Lol! Got this, didnt think it was that funny This doesn't look like an April fools joke... It's not funny Puntif, you forgot about: - A new essence will be introduced -- the essence of humor. It will be used in the spell Smile Summoned and to make the enchanted weapon Axe of Heeheezing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkguy Report post Posted April 2, 2007 rofl! axe of heeheezing good one maybe general store's will sell anti-smell potions for dwarves and gnomes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaha Report post Posted April 2, 2007 rofl! axe of heeheezing good one maybe general store's will sell anti-smell potions for dwarves and gnomes !!!! gnomes do not smell! We gnomes will take over! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cho-yun Report post Posted April 2, 2007 wheres the gnomekebab shop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
larrystorch Report post Posted April 2, 2007 !!!! gnomes do not smell! With some garlic, shallots and a nice red wine they smell delicious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted April 3, 2007 Gnomes will also produce new inventions such as the couch and television which can make your character fat from sitting and watching the Game Show Network too long. Those ebul gnomes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCIPIOGOD2 Report post Posted April 3, 2007 Gnomes will also produce new inventions such as the couch and television which can make your character fat from sitting and watching the Game Show Network too long. Those ebul gnomes. lol nice one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
