Worst Guild Concepts

[Earl]

Try thinking of worst concepts for guilds you can. Write a #guild_info or make a banner or something. See who can think up the worst one!

 

And btw Join my Guild!

 

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[sparhawk]

#guild_info ANA

Guild info:We are a group of anarchists who follow all the El rules. We do not serve any goverment! We do not listen to any mods, so put them on ignore. You have to pay the guild council an annual fee to stay, and you must always listen to them. Anarchy!

To join: You must pay the El admins 5k gc.

[vwpro]

#guild_info H&S

Guild info:We are newbs who play hide and seek all the time

To join: find me ;*)

[Zaer]

lo0l

[Dunian]

#guild_info GFA

Guild info: Guildless Folks Anonymous, a guild where all those people who don't want to be in a guild can hang out. We don't have any level reqirements, but you can't be in a guild. No scammers please.

[KibblesAndBits]

#guild_info MATH

General Info: we like math a lot all we talk about on gm is math and we challenge wach other with math problems. you dont need high stats just a big brain

Joining: what is pi?

[Shouja]

#guild_info HEAR

General Info: A group of listeners, like the Befrienders. PM us anytime to talk about your problems. We'll listen to whatever you say, and do nothing about it.

Joining: You must be able to patiently listen to all the current members' problems with the guild before joining.

 

#guild_info BAN

General Info: Coming up with new and creative ways to get banned! Rank given according to how many times you've been banned and for how long.

Joining: Must have been banned from the game for a minimum of 1 week.

 

#guild_info HOOD

General Info: Steal from RICH, give to the poor. The entire guild is dedicated to finding ways to steal from other players, particularly bots.

Joining: Get the "Pickpocket" patched client from our guild website and prove it to one of the existing guild members.

 

#guild_info DEAD

General Info: (RolePlaying Guild) We will defeat the Curse of Mortos! Our heroic members have all volunteered to go through as many ways of dying as possible, in order to escape the curse. Ranks given according to how incredible your death is.

Joining: Post a screenshot at our website's Gallery of Death with your most spectacular death. (*)

 

(*) Spectacular deaths featured there include freezing to death in a snow map from 200 health, interrupting a PvP fight between the top 2 players in att/def, fighting Mortos naked during an invasion, insulting radu, etc.

 

#guild_info HARM

General Info: Calling all Black Mages! Are you sick of all those namby-pamby white mages and healers running around? This is your chance! We will kill using only Harm, Poison and Life Drain spells, nothing else.

Joining: Must be able to cast all three spells. Must not have Phys/Coord above 5/5 or att/def above 10/10.

 

#guild_info LOTR *

General Info: The largest collection of LOTR names in EL history! All those with chars named after LOTR people, please join this guild!

Joining: Must be named after someone from LOTR.

 

 

I can't think of any more at the moment, but I'm sure they'll come eventually.

 

~Shouja~

Edited July 3, 2006 by Shouja

[vwpro]

[Placid]

#guild_info =HC=

General Info: Proper n00bs, we like PK kk???

Joining: must be pr0 n44b k?

 

 

 

Just kidding scarr

[vwpro]

#guild_info LNX

General Info: We alch,manu,potion for scarr, cuz we love him ;*)

Joining: gotta luv him ;*)

[Placid]

 

That was a good one scarr ^_^

[Aislinn]

Lol @ Dunian and Shouja

[MagpieLee]

#guild_info Lego

mus hav nam3 like legolas cuz he rox.

[Aislinn]

#guild_info Lego

mus hav nam3 like legolas cuz he rox.

Lol type that ingame

[crusadingknight]

Not that funny in a context with a bunch of fictionalized #guild_info's, but probably the best actual description (it's been this way for maybe 10 months):

 

#guild_info *CO*

We are ebul pkers. We also make essences.

[Placid]

Not that funny in a context with a bunch of fictionalized #guild_info's, but probably the best actual description (it's been this way for maybe 10 months):

 

#guild_info *CO*

We are ebul pkers. We also make essences.

LOL! Now that's pretty damn original.

[Happy_G]

great post EARL, tanks for the chuckle

Edited July 3, 2006 by Happy_G

[sparhawk]

#guild_info newe

We are a guild for people who don't have skill's over 20.

Can't join unless you have no skill's over or at 20.

[peeper :)]

#guild_info EGO

 

must have a high EGO to join, if you dont think alot of yourself then join guild EMO

[Happy_G]

#guild_info EGO

 

must have a high EGO to join, if you dont think alot of yourself then join guild EMO

 

lol, thats great

[Infamous]

#guild_info skely

 

must be able to mime a skellie for at least 15 minutes.

your rank in guild depends on how good you do ;')

[The_Piper]

#guild_info skely

 

N00b! A guild tag can only have 4 letters!

 

So, better join:

 

#guild_info n44b

 

Genereal Info: You must have tried to join =HC= but failed horribly.

 

Joining the guild: Post a screenie with at least one death counter by scaar.

 

Piper

[Infamous]

Genereal Info

 

newb! i don't think it's spelled that way

[Knuckles]

#guild_info n44b

 

Genereal Info: You must have tried to join =HC= but failed horribly.

 

Joining the guild: Post a screenie with at least one death counter by scaar.

 

Piper

 

 

#edit - Piper, j00r spelling is teh r0x!

Edited July 16, 2006 by Liquid

[Sabu]

#guild_info *nv*

 

General info:N00b revolution fights high level players and we will beat them all when we team up =D

 

Joining the guild:Send the link to the picture you getting pwned to N00bie,Nub or noober.

Edited August 8, 2006 by Anarchy