Eternal Limericks!

[Jezebelle]

Teh Bear

 

There once was a blind bear in white stone city

Who thought a female grizzly bear might look pretty

He kissed her once, he kissed her twice

But the grizzly bear felt cold as ice

And appeared a Gargoyle, what a pitty…

 

Bob

A goblin named Bob was walking the docks

He smelled the ocean and sat on the rocks

Then someone walked by and called him names

And Bob made his boots go up in flames

Now the unfortunate one is walking on socks

 

The Rabbit

A rabbit was hopping the grass one day

He was being so happy and jumpy and gay

But all of a sudden he felt a smacking

And he heard his little bones cracking

Then the Eternal Angels came and took him away..

 

Jez

[KadluB]

Teh Bear

 

There once was a blind bear in white stone city

Who thought a female grizzly bear might look pretty

He kissed her once, he kissed her twice

But the grizzly bear felt cold as ice

And appeared a Gargoyle, what a pitty…

 

Jez

Jez... U re awsome hunny

 

Teh Bear is my best

[Sir_Megatron]

Top score you shal have My Lady

 

The 3 P's

 

Pretty - Poetic - Persistant

 

Amacing woman you are

[Roja]

That's nice Jezebelle, and a good idea, would be neat if many others would also write some limericks!

[Enly]

Nice Jezebelle.

 

I wrote these awhile back and I hope to use them in a story coming from a bit of a wanna be poet:

 

There was a girl named Betty

Whom fell in love with a yeti

I don't know how

So don't ask now

But I haven't seen much of Betty

 

An arrow to the quiver

I'll gut that ogre's liver

'Cept I'd fall down

And break my crown

And probly get a sliver

 

The spellings of 'cept and probly are intentional

 

To put them in the context I'd like to use them in a bit, the first is supposed to be just the character annoying several others with senseless rhymes

 

And the second is intended to be after a battle, where the character shot a few arrows into the fight, and is now prancing around the battlefield picking them up and returning them to his quiver and stabbing at imaginary monsters as he goes along.

[kit_gw]

There once was a leopard named Leo,

Who constantly bothered a trio,

Gerbil and Ryddler,

The third L33t'er,

To late its Morning again.

**********

 

I visited Kilaran Fields today,

And much to my increased dismay,

My bag was not filled,

and I was quick killed,

And at the beam I will Stay.

**********

 

At the Store I bought a Saw

Borrowed the gc from ma and paw.

Was harvesting yew

Cut straight through my shoe

Limpin' back to Ida.

[Pyewacket]

Idalor was not a young man,

Twice fifty was his lifes span,

But he felt such a dork,

when he bumped into an Orc-

You shoulda seen how Idalor ran!

 

*edit: didnt notice before i posted that someone had already used the Betty/Yeti rhyme...so I changed it

Edited July 30, 2008 by Pyewacket

[Cruella]

This poet above called Pyewacket ^^^

Enjoyed mixing dung in a bucket

His manners were rough

Had never enough

Imagine the smell of his jacket!

 

[daiske1]

GRUE

There once was a pker named grue

He killed all the n00bs

He killed all of them once

But he was a dunce

And now Grue is a noob

 

 

(no offense to the grue)

not sure grue and noob rhymed but it sounded right.

[Pyewacket]

Old brendal was bald and rugged,

His tea he constantly sugared,

He met lenny one day,

In a very brief way,

And was well and truly bug..killeded.

[Brendal]

listen to this Pyewacket

you shouldnt have made such a racket

i know its a job

with the size of your gob

i'll ask Sweetthang to whack it

 

[Sheesh]

There was a god named Radu

Who loved to say Fu*k you.

Those who complained got banned

and their stuff shit canned.

But regardless, nothing is new.

 

*ducks and runs from Ent*

[LilBear]

Camo Baby

There once was an orchan called Hex,

then Leah he met without nex'.

They thought that maybe

They'd have a baby.

Their camo baby was no shex.*

 

*in Rivan language, a shexler is a mis-channel post

 

Lima Bean

Our Hexie he loved lima beans.

He ate them a lot so it seems.

His skin turned so grey.

"It's the beans," they say,

"Hex' smell it shoos opposing teams."

 

Smurfums

There once was a blue gnome called Smurf

who bravely defended his turf.

His fist was quite strong.

His health lasted long.

But losing that got on his nerve.

 

lil

There once was a lil who could,

though that doesn't mean that she should.

Her poems were weak,

without a mean streak.

We all hoped told "stop it!" she would.

 

tee hee

 

lilcnoot

Edited August 1, 2008 by LilBear

[hatwood]

addiction

i moved this last year from vermont

finding home on the second cont.

i was always up late

past seven or eight

and now a good job i have not!

 

ok that one was more rl than el so

 

viqueens

there once was a pr0 no drops day

and two friends, they said, what the hay!

that fluff, it did feel

the cold of their steel,

and viqueens they've been sicne that day!

*adya and i killed a fluff (we died 3 times before it died) on one of the first nnd, and we declared ourselves vikings, but since we are girls, we are viqueens

Edited August 5, 2008 by leahatwood

[Cruella]

There was famous pker in Whitestones

Whose smile looked like skull and two crossed bones

His wits and his charm

More deadly than harm

Cause girls to lose rostogol stones

[PhilDaBurn]

There was famous pker in Whitestones

Whose smile looked like skull and two crossed bones

His wits and his charm

More deadly than harm

Cause girls to lose rostogol stones

 

LOL, Cruella. In fact, I liked it so much, I'd like to suggest some alternate wording to make it flow a little better. I hope you like it...

 

A famous PKer from White Stones

smiled like a skull and crossed bones.

His wits and his charms

were more deadly than Harm,

causing girls to lose rostogol stones.

 

Phil...

[Cruella]

Corrections welcome, I'm not a native English speaker so I'm sure my Limericks can only benefit from that hehe

[Guest GEMrose]

Here is a chant whilst harvesting:

 

Rosto Rosto in the Wall, into GEM's bag you must fall.

[cycrosism]

there was once a guy called cycro

many people thought he was psycho

he went to bed

and bumped his head

and couldn't play el in the morning

 

Lol i had to give it a shot

[annatira]

IORI

 

 

There once was a mod named Vanyel

Who changed names far too often to tell.

Gilean, Anshar...

Kheres, Eiri and more.

Keeping up is harder than hell.

[annatira]

Opposing Views?

 

 

The life of an EL moderator:

mediator, translator, educator?

deal with the defiant

to make them compliant,

occasionally a terminator.

 

 

The life of an EL moderator:

irritator, castrator, manipulator?

deal with the innocent

to feel like a miscreant

and act like a real fornicator.

 

8)

[Enly]

Wow, what a group of poets we have in EL!

 

With the permission of the various authors in this thread... I'd like to compile some of these (those that pertain completely to the game and fit roleplaying) into a "Draian Book of Rhymes" and post them all together in the official songs ballads and poem section.

 

I'll list here for you the ones I think would fit...

 

Oh, and if you're out there with some poetic talent holding back, please post any limericks/rhymes/short-poems you might be able to think of that fit the EL world, maybe they could be part of the Draian Book of Rhymes as well

 

Anyway, for the authors on this thread, these are the limericks I was hoping to use. Just say 'yay' or 'nay' as far as whether I can use them in the Draian Book of Rhymes, and I will make a post in the official songs ballads and poems section

 

 

Jezebelle, all your limericks were great, thanks for starting this thread. I'd like to use all three of them with your permission.

 

Kit_gw, nice work on all three, however the first one includes some ingame names, and the second references bags, which doesn't make a lot of sense from a roleplaying standpoint. But I'd like to use the last one, with your permission.

 

Pyewacket, both of yours are great but brendal is the name of an ingame player is it not? Was the poem specifically talking about him, or was that just a chance matching of names? I'd like to use the first one with Idalor however, with your permission.

 

Cruella, I love your PKer from whitestone one, if we could change PKer to warrior or fighter or something similar, I'd love to use that one.

 

Annatira, I love your moderator rhymes, but I don't think an official poem should have moderator and EL in it, if you could re-work it a bit to use Draian rather than EL, and god, or some other sort of person in charge, I'd love to use yours too.

 

For the rest of you, great work, but a lot of them include ingame names or references to obvious game mechanics that would not be part of a story-line world. If you feel I've judged your poem too harshly, and it still deserves to be part of the book of rhymes, or you think you could fix it to make it fit, feel free to PM me ingame or here on the forums and we can discuss it.

 

And again, anybody out there with poem/rhyme ideas, or if any of you have anymore, post away

[kit_gw]

You can use/change anything you like Thank you for the compliment I much appreciate it

[Cruella]

Feel free to use and modify mine as it suits your needs Good luck with a Book !

[Ateh]

GNOMES

 

The Gnomes are a source of great humor !

But they do have a humor thier own .....

So dont be surprised

When you walk EL alone,

To see a Gnome stood there holding his bone

 

My poor attempt at 2 in the morning *yAwN*