Arnieman Report post Posted March 14, 2006 I think everything classifies as plant - I mean, if we eat an animal, somewhere along the line, that animal has to eat a plant, or at the very least another animal that was eating a plant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted March 14, 2006 I think everything classifies as plant - I mean, if we eat an animal, somewhere along the line, that animal has to eat a plant, or at the very least another animal that was eating a plant. Sorry, I have NEVER seen a gnome eat a plant. They just eat other gnomes. Which leads to that strange question, 'What did the first gnome eat?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted March 14, 2006 I think everything classifies as plant - I mean, if we eat an animal, somewhere along the line, that animal has to eat a plant, or at the very least another animal that was eating a plant. Sorry, I have NEVER seen a gnome eat a plant. They just eat other gnomes. Which leads to that strange question, 'What did the first gnome eat?" probly veggies and friut - I mean, before people found out gnomes are tasty, they were chowing down on fruit and veggies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyWolf Report post Posted March 14, 2006 (edited) *decides to take some focus off the real gnomes* Tanyia is new and improved, cook her instead!!! *runs for cover from all the gnome haters.* Edited March 14, 2006 by LadyWolf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shamana Report post Posted March 14, 2006 Replace the veggie broth with chicken broth and youll have a much better taste. At least, if youre not a vegetarian Piper Why would a vegetarian even be eating gnome? Aren't gnomes meat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted March 14, 2006 Replace the veggie broth with chicken broth and youll have a much better taste. At least, if youre not a vegetarian Piper Why would a vegetarian even be eating gnome? Aren't gnomes meat? There is an argument whether gnomes are animal or vegitable if you read all the posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted March 14, 2006 I don't know where this topic went. All I know, is if I ever go to Roanof, I will agree that gnomes, ONCE in the past, ate a veggie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted March 14, 2006 We're neither vegetable or animal! We're a mineral. And now I shall kill Ladywolf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted March 14, 2006 Who sells gnome mining? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted March 14, 2006 Who sells gnome mining? You could probably get permission to get a peek at any tavern. Just remember the secret password: "gnomes are tasty, eat one for free, for gold so few, I'll cook you three" I still think that gnomes are vegetables though, just when prepared they turn into a form of quorn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted March 14, 2006 "A vegetable costs 5 coins." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brom Report post Posted March 14, 2006 :In stalks the GCA enforcer, who pulls out his badge and says, "Stop in the name of the little people!" The crowd begins to laugh, but as they do the GCA enforcer smiles and brings out a sinister looking weapon of pure black. The grins fade on the faces of the people that were just laughing and they flee! "Nothing to see her people, move along and respect the little people!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
larrystorch Report post Posted March 14, 2006 We're neither vegetable or animal! We're a mineral. And now I shall kill Ladywolf Hence the reason my recipe is vegetarian safe. I use veggie broth and gnome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted March 14, 2006 We're neither vegetable or animal! We're a mineral. And now I shall kill Ladywolf Maybe that's why we Dwarfs find you so tastie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted March 15, 2006 :In stalks the GCA enforcer, who pulls out his badge and says, "Stop in the name of the little people!" The crowd begins to laugh, but as they do the GCA enforcer smiles and brings out a sinister looking weapon of pure black. The grins fade on the faces of the people that were just laughing and they flee! .... then they realize that it was just a bottle of maple syrup and after roasting the enforcer they continue laughing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyWolf Report post Posted March 15, 2006 We're neither vegetable or animal! We're a mineral. And now I shall kill Ladywolf Oh great now I got mini-me, errr i mean mini gnome...errrr Tanyia after me!!!! *runs screaming* Stops...I tell your husband/wife Scarr on you if you try to kill me!!!! *runs away even faster* And relax..Arnieman already barrelized me in game (caught me while afk..grrrrrrr) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skodarap Report post Posted March 15, 2006 Well...anyway - is there anyway one can get barrelized gnome? I'm kind of sick of that roasted boar with veggie diet - maybe a gnome would be a better side dish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted March 16, 2006 And relax..Arnieman already barrelized me in game (caught me while afk..grrrrrrr) I barrelized her, but decided to be nice, and let her free... so se bit my ankle... you know how painful it can be to try and kick off a teed-off gnome biting your ankle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuver Report post Posted March 16, 2006 There is an argument whether gnomes are animal or vegitable if you read all the posts. animal or vegitable... I don't think that really matters, I think most of us just agree they taste good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gruby_mietek Report post Posted March 16, 2006 Yeah, taste me! Start from serp side Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niflheim Report post Posted March 16, 2006 I think gnomes are meat, after all meat is great stuff to eat. Just ;ook at the animals that don't eat meat and the animals that do. Your animals that don't eat meat are rabbits.....woopy their quite a match, and look at your animals that do eat meat, bears, chimerans etc. and which would you rather be like? A rabbit forever doomed to eat salad or a chimeran wolf who can actually do some interesting things. Plus since it has been established that gnomes are tasty and eat meat, it goes to show that gnomes are made of meat since meat is tasty and so is gnome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur_Dent Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Wow, alot of replies, haven't been lagged for a few days so actually been playing hehe. I like the Gnome recipes lol, will have to try sometime, the reason I was looking for Roanof is the emeralds by the way. But I don't think that is going to happen so err... on with the recipes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted March 22, 2006 Maybe Learner and I can end world hinger on EL if we inject gnomes with dwarven hormones to make them wider. I barrelized her, but decided to be nice, and let her free... so se bit my ankle... you know how painful it can be to try and kick off a teed-off gnome biting your ankle? And yes, I know. I still have the scar from when Hazor flipped Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
