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#1 Jezebelle

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 11:08 AM

Teh Bear

There once was a blind bear in white stone city
Who thought a female grizzly bear might look pretty
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice
But the grizzly bear felt cold as ice
And appeared a Gargoyle, what a pitty…

Bob
A goblin named Bob was walking the docks
He smelled the ocean and sat on the rocks
Then someone walked by and called him names
And Bob made his boots go up in flames
Now the unfortunate one is walking on socks

The Rabbit
A rabbit was hopping the grass one day
He was being so happy and jumpy and gay
But all of a sudden he felt a smacking
And he heard his little bones cracking
Then the Eternal Angels came and took him away..

Jez

#2 KadluB

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 11:23 AM

Teh Bear

There once was a blind bear in white stone city
Who thought a female grizzly bear might look pretty
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice
But the grizzly bear felt cold as ice
And appeared a Gargoyle, what a pitty…

Jez

Jez... U re awsome hunny :hug:

Teh Bear is my best ;)

#3 Sir_Megatron

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 03:25 PM

Top score you shal have My Lady

The 3 P's

Pretty - Poetic - Persistant

Amacing woman you are :)

#4 Roja

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 04:11 PM

That's nice Jezebelle, and a good idea, would be neat if many others would also write some limericks!

#5 Enly

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 07:18 PM

Nice Jezebelle.

I wrote these awhile back and I hope to use them in a story coming from a bit of a wanna be poet:

There was a girl named Betty
Whom fell in love with a yeti
I don't know how
So don't ask now
But I haven't seen much of Betty

An arrow to the quiver
I'll gut that ogre's liver
'Cept I'd fall down
And break my crown
And probly get a sliver

The spellings of 'cept and probly are intentional :P

To put them in the context I'd like to use them in a bit, the first is supposed to be just the character annoying several others with senseless rhymes

And the second is intended to be after a battle, where the character shot a few arrows into the fight, and is now prancing around the battlefield picking them up and returning them to his quiver and stabbing at imaginary monsters as he goes along.

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 05:35 AM

There once was a leopard named Leo,
Who constantly bothered a trio,
Gerbil and Ryddler,
The third L33t'er,
To late its Morning again.
**********

I visited Kilaran Fields today,
And much to my increased dismay,
My bag was not filled,
and I was quick killed,
And at the beam I will Stay.
**********

At the Store I bought a Saw
Borrowed the gc from ma and paw.
Was harvesting yew
Cut straight through my shoe
Limpin' back to Ida.

#7 Pyewacket

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 04:33 PM

Idalor was not a young man,
Twice fifty was his lifes span,
But he felt such a dork,
when he bumped into an Orc-
You shoulda seen how Idalor ran!

*edit: didnt notice before i posted that someone had already used the Betty/Yeti rhyme...so I changed it :)

Edited by Pyewacket, 30 July 2008 - 04:48 PM.


#8 Cruella

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 08:42 AM

This poet above called Pyewacket ^^^
Enjoyed mixing dung in a bucket
His manners were rough
Had never enough
Imagine the smell of his jacket!

:P

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 01:24 PM

GRUE
There once was a pker named grue
He killed all the n00bs
He killed all of them once
But he was a dunce
And now Grue is a noob


(no offense to the grue)
not sure grue and noob rhymed but it sounded right.

#10 Pyewacket

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:29 PM

Old brendal was bald and rugged,
His tea he constantly sugared,
He met lenny one day,
In a very brief way,
And was well and truly bug..killeded.

#11 Brendal

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 08:10 PM

listen to this Pyewacket
you shouldnt have made such a racket
i know its a job
with the size of your gob
i'll ask Sweetthang to whack it

:)

#12 Sheesh

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:11 PM

There was a god named Radu
Who loved to say Fu*k you.
Those who complained got banned
and their stuff shit canned.
But regardless, nothing is new.

*ducks and runs from Ent* :)

#13 LilBear

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:32 PM

Camo Baby
There once was an orchan called Hex,
then Leah he met without nex'.
They thought that maybe
They'd have a baby.
Their camo baby was no shex.*

*in Rivan language, a shexler is a mis-channel post

Lima Bean
Our Hexie he loved lima beans.
He ate them a lot so it seems.
His skin turned so grey.
"It's the beans," they say,
"Hex' smell it shoos opposing teams."

Smurfums
There once was a blue gnome called Smurf
who bravely defended his turf.
His fist was quite strong.
His health lasted long.
But losing that got on his nerve.

lil
There once was a lil who could,
though that doesn't mean that she should.
Her poems were weak,
without a mean streak.
We all hoped told "stop it!" she would.

tee hee :)

lilcnoot

Edited by LilBear, 01 August 2008 - 11:34 PM.


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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:43 AM

addiction
i moved this last year from vermont
finding home on the second cont.
i was always up late
past seven or eight
and now a good job i have not!

ok that one was more rl than el so

viqueens
there once was a pr0 no drops day
and two friends, they said, what the hay!
that fluff, it did feel
the cold of their steel,
and viqueens they've been sicne that day!
*adya and i killed a fluff (we died 3 times before it died) on one of the first nnd, and we declared ourselves vikings, but since we are girls, we are viqueens :ph34r:

Edited by leahatwood, 05 August 2008 - 09:55 AM.


#15 Cruella

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 11:58 AM

There was famous pker in Whitestones
Whose smile looked like skull and two crossed bones
His wits and his charm
More deadly than harm
Cause girls to lose rostogol stones

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 12:22 PM

There was famous pker in Whitestones
Whose smile looked like skull and two crossed bones
His wits and his charm
More deadly than harm
Cause girls to lose rostogol stones


LOL, Cruella. In fact, I liked it so much, I'd like to suggest some alternate wording to make it flow a little better. I hope you like it...

A famous PKer from White Stones
smiled like a skull and crossed bones.
His wits and his charms
were more deadly than Harm,
causing girls to lose rostogol stones.

Phil...

#17 Cruella

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 12:30 PM

Corrections welcome, I'm not a native English speaker so I'm sure my Limericks can only benefit from that hehe

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 11:55 PM

:whistle:
Here is a chant whilst harvesting:

Rosto Rosto in the Wall, into GEM's bag you must fall.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 12:11 PM

there was once a guy called cycro
many people thought he was psycho
he went to bed
and bumped his head
and couldn't play el in the morning

Lol i had to give it a shot :)

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 09:14 PM

IORI


There once was a mod named Vanyel
Who changed names far too often to tell.
Gilean, Anshar...
Kheres, Eiri and more.
Keeping up is harder than hell.




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