Top Reasons to NOT Hit on Females in EL

[Lyanna]

That's what you get when you use local slang... "birds" would be the British equivalent of "chicks".

 

-Lyn-

[Thorr]

I sense a great disturbance in the Dandyness...

 

This one has fallen on the Dark Side.

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iz that a good or bad thing? i must say i am confused about this "dandyness"

iz it a sickness? or iz it the "female population" here on EL? ah, the great mystries of the EL life that our minds are obssesed about and our bodies can't live without.

eek! im becoming a poet!!!!

[Thorr]

That's what you get when you use local slang... "birds" would be the British equivalent of "chicks".

 

-Lyn-

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u think, i thought they were chickens or humming birds, that makes me worry...

 

[kat]

17 Girls that are 15 are not interested in 40 year old guys, no matter how much gold they have

- Name: Tom. Age: 15. Location: Right here, baby.

 

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hehe, tumie,

i'll be 15 in October

 

 

-Kat

[Learner]

hehe, tumie,

i'll be 15 in October 

-Kat

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Just be careful because some of the girls your hitting on have daughters that are 15 as well!!

[Aislinn]

Rofl poor Tumie, it's a jungle out here!

[Tumaros]

:lol:

 

Does this "Dandyness" have anything to do with teh ph0rk?

 

 

 

Or corn?

 

 

 

Heh. "Teh c0rn." Heh heh.

 

 

Sorry, I'm not exactly up-to-date on your new-fangled style of doing things... :oldgeezer:

[Nyxl]

Let me teach you, young Padawan(s).

 

Dandyness is the "Art Of Being Sexy Without Pushing Your Luck Too Far". It's like the Force, but you don't get to move things with your mind. But you can move people of the complementary gender with your spirit...

 

A Dandy Master is like a Jedi Master, unless you replace the Force with sex-appeal.

[GreenGanjaKing]

Top Reasons to NOT Hit on Females in EL

1 They are usually a higher level than you

so....who dont like getting spanked a little

2 Their idea of fun differs dramatically from yours, even in EL

ummmm...nah...

3 Anatomy and biology books are not what you think

STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

4 tit armor refers to Titanium, not anatomy

refer to #3

5 They already have boyfriend's (often in the game)

if that dont stop me IRL what makes you think it will here

6 Their bf's are usually at least level 40

if thats the case....they should consider themselves owned

7 Their bf's are cuter than you, both in game and in real life

THAT WAS YOU LOOKING IN MY WINDOW!!! 0_O

8 Their bf just might be a mod. It is unwise to play with fire

*grabs gas and a match*

9 Chances are, they are smarter than you

erm.....isnt that the way it is supposed to be???

10 They might be a guy who likes playing girls

shit happens

11 You have no chance of coming up with a pickup line they have not heard

gentalmen (such as myself) dont need pickup lines 

12 You are just going to embarass yourself in front of everyone

embarass myself??? never 

13 They are not playing EL because they are bored

ummmm....then why else??

14 No, they do not want to see your (sword/axe/staff/...)

of course not....they are to busy playing with my horns

15 There are no love potions in EL

smae as #11

16 The leather is for protection, probably from l33t b0yz.

leather is quick to break....i suggest plate

17 Girls that are 15 are not interested in 40 year old guys, no matter how much gold they have

erm....last i checked im not 40.....and seem to always be hitting on the older women..... 

18 They always carry a ring of disengagement, and a ring of damage

goes right back to #1

19 You can offer them wine, but they can't drink it

thats why you offer fruit and some nice clothes

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[Thorr]

Top Reasons to NOT Hit on Females in EL

1 They are usually a higher level than you

hey, i like that sometimes

2 Their idea of fun differs dramatically from yours, even in EL

you can say that again, and again and again etc, bla bla bla

3 Anatomy and biology books are not what you think

dang all those hours of books for nothing! 

4 tit armor refers to Titanium, not anatomy

although the draegonis are more perky...

5 They already have boyfriend's (often in the game)

sometimes they don't so don't give up

6 Their bf's are usually at least level 40

one word: n00bz

7 Their bf's are cuter than you, both in game and in real life

its wats inside that counts, right? right? aww dang :'(

8 Their bf just might be a mod. It is unwise to play with fire

unless the mod already doesn't like you so go ahead !!!

9 Chances are, they are smarter than you

thats not that hard

10 They might be a guy who likes playing girls

well, some people are just not right

11 You have no chance of coming up with a pickup line they have not heard

i still got a few, like "lets create children"

12 You are just going to embarass yourself in front of everyone

plz, thats eazy, im in front of my computer.

13 They are not playing EL because they are bored

no, because they're looking for their "soulmate"

14 No, they do not want to see your (sword/axe/staff/...)

wat about gloves?

15 There are no love potions in EL

no, but there iz reasoning that helps ya charm

16 The leather is for protection, probably from l33t b0yz.

plz, i may be 5 but im not not a b0y, im a man

17 Girls that are 15 are not interested in 40 year old guys, no matter how much gold they have

i have 800k, still no offers?

18 They always carry a ring of disengagement, and a ring of damage

they're the dominating kind eh?

19 You can offer them wine, but they can't drink it

u can make a potion of will to try some more.(you will fail)

 

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more will be added as my EL life goes on, oh btw im making this story called "As the EL Turns"

 

but hey; if ya don't believe me try for yaselfs

[vampireLOREN]

Let me teach you, young Padawan(s).

 

Dandyness is the "Art Of Being Sexy Without Pushing Your Luck Too Far". It's like the Force, but you don't get to move things with your mind. But you can move people of the complementary gender with your spirit...

 

A Dandy Master is like a Jedi Master, unless you replace the Force with sex-appeal.

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WOW...You just described me to a TEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Thank you

[Thorr]

heya vampy like the signature?

[Thorr]

Let me teach you, young Padawan(s).

 

don't call me things i don't understand! lol j/K, i think :/

 

 

Dandyness is the "Art Of Being Sexy Without Pushing Your Luck Too Far".

then i've no dandyness!!! noooooooooooo

 

 

It's like the Force, but you don't get to move things with your mind.

depends wat ya thinking about

 

But you can move people of the complementary gender with your spirit...

dude, plz no more info, i don't want it!

 

A Dandy Master is like a Jedi Master, unless you replace the Force with sex-appeal.

 

then im doomed if wat this "dandy-master" is saying the truth iz there no other way?

[rasberrybeard]

18 They always carry a ring of disengagement, and a ring of damage

they're the dominating kind eh?

 

*snickers loudly*

[Placid]

:oldgeezer:

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:lol:

 

Classic

[MoJo]

Lol nice post drakos

[Daxon]

#20: They might be JaneMuffin in disguise.

[Placid]

#20: They might be JaneMuffin in disguise. 

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#21: They might be Daxon in disguise.

[Arnieman]

#21: They might be Daxon in disguise.

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#22: They could be Plac... wait, if I post this, I might see my name on the next one.

[Placid]

#22: They could be Plac... wait, if I post this, I might see my name on the next one.

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:lol:

[Brom]

#22 They might be Placid in disguise. ;P

 

I did stop hitting on Tanyia when she got married...

Lyanna Ill probably still hit on. Cant help it. But dont worry, its all in jest.

Ailenya, I will never hit on because Ill get sexual harassment charges. (No matter what I say)

teh banned 0n3na ...Ok I wont get into this one ;P....Yes I will, she will probably Hack my PC and reconfigure my Xorg.conf to permantely show a picture of her on my desktop...

 

#23 When you hit on girls in EL, you get a bad Rep. And do not hit on Shivar, we are not sure what gender he/she/it is but dont hit on it.

[Nyxl]

#23 When you hit on girls in EL, you get a bad Rep. And do not hit on Shivar, we are not sure what gender he/she/it is but dont hit on it.

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Ladies !

 

I call upon your judgement !

 

Speak your truth, speak your mind...

 

Speak your heart !

 

Do I have a bad reputation ?

[Tanyia]

I did stop hitting on Tanyia when she got married...

 

...and the bruises finally healed. :lol:

 

#24 If you hit on a girl in EL, they might pull out this and you'll end up like this (<-- bandages over mouth) because all women, deep down, are like this

Edited August 12, 2005 by Tanyia

[gilthanas]

because all women, deep down, are like this 

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too true

[Placid]

#22 They might be Placid in disguise. ;P

 

I did stop hitting on Tanyia when she got married...

Lyanna Ill probably still hit on. Cant help it. But dont worry, its all in jest.

Ailenya, I will never hit on because Ill get sexual harassment charges. (No matter what I say)

teh banned 0n3na ...Ok I wont get into this one ;P....Yes I will, she will probably Hack my PC and reconfigure my Xorg.conf to permantely show a picture of her on my desktop...

 

#23 When you hit on girls in EL, you get a bad Rep. And do not hit on Shivar, we are not sure what gender he/she/it is but dont hit on it.

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Definately, the funniest reasons yet!!!!

 

...and the bruises finally healed. :lol:

Funny

#24 If you hit on a girl in EL, they might pull out this  and you'll end up like this  (<-- bandages over mouth) because all women, deep down, are like this 

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Sad, but mostly true...