Eternal Limericks!

[jjk]

*co* is tough they always must fight

crack of dawn or late in the night

This thought I have held

about the second EL guild

The Rangers were first get it right

 

Radu, gotta get this off my chest

unless I tell you i just cannot rest

and all of the mods

players and gods

This games more than fun, its the best!

 

Nardo my friend you are groovy

Jeze my dear youre a cutie

Learners so smart

I loves Rojas art

not meaning to make this sound fruity

Edited January 21, 2010 by jjk

[Pyewacket]

The limericks from pye were a stink,

So he had to sit down and think,

Then at half past two,

He cried "I know what to do!"

And wrote his next one using bleach as ink.

[Jezebelle]

Guys..I must admit..you all are great!

 

No matter whetter the limiricks are well-written, or simply great..or.. (JJK) awfully SWEET..You are all hugged for simply making an effort..Hugs and Chocoalte cookies for ALL of you!!

 

Jez

Edited January 23, 2010 by Jezebelle

[Elgoran]

There is this one game called EL

which keeps you once for it you fell

Even though you once stopped

as soon as you logged

back in you can't quit, WTH

 

 

There's a mine in EV once a secret

the way it seems people can't keep it

you get out your pick

and mine for a brick

the crowd is so thick, you can't leave it

 

 

Some mages harm you with a blast

the damage they're doing is vast

I trained without sleep

and tried to compete

Now a-gain though iron i cast

 

Edit: inserted Nr.3

Edit: Edited Nr.3

Edited August 5, 2010 by Elgoran

[Dchels]

There once was an idiot called Morath

Who thought he was bagjumping Horus (god)

He took one jump to hasty

When he bagjumped DP's Casty

Now the idiot is no more among us

 

 

Davy

[littlebro2]

OK, I'll give it a go:

 

Here I sit

all day long,

my days I commit

to the "Eternal Lands" throng

(Consequently, where I feel I am starting to belong)

And lately, I have sung such a steady little song:

 

"selling steel chains,

selling steel shields,

titanium shorts and leather armors.

 

selling steel chains,

selling steel shields,

titanium shorts and leather armors."

 

For wealthy and experienced I want to be,

Oh, and I am not bot so pm me!

 

 

 

And one more:

 

Oh the thrill!

that comes after the Orc I've just killed...

But not merely this,

that brings a moment of bliss,

no, its what now lies on the ground;

falling with a distinct sound.

A bag so neat

resting still near my feet.

Oh, the wonder of what's inside!

Slowly, my hands to its opening glide.

A pause, a thought, "Oh, could there be what I seek?"

Looking inside I carefully peek...

Doubt crosses my mind, "Oh, it can't be so.."

Yet just then, mine eyes tell me just what I want to know:

The unmistakeable oval shape, the shimmering green tone

For this lucky Orc once held a Serpent Stone.

 

[van_binsbergen]

There once was a guy that was fighting in the kilaran field,

He forget he had his rosto in inv that he didnt had to wield.

He got killed and lost the brick,

He knew, it was not very slick.

 

The second rosto was even dummer,

wearing a NMT on no grief day is a bummer!

After that day there was a no drop day,

he forgot to put the rosto away.....

 

Harvesting afkish on c2 silly,

Still he started to harvest tiger lilly.

Had the 3dr rosto in inventory,

met leonard and you get the story..

 

You cant blame him to loose his 4th,

in thelinor he met the PK god.

He was killed very keen,

the murderer was never seen.

 

The 5th one was soon after that kill,

he walked from hell on a mine hill.

Im such a jerk,

never had to take the ONE perk

 

The 6th rosto was really worse,

beginning to start to think of a curse.

He was killed by a yeti,

cause he really liked that girl betty.

 

The next day again playing Eternal lands,

the guy drunk beer, on every woman two hands.

He even drinks beer during invasion,

after losing 7 rostos he went to the play station...

 

Two days later he came back to fight,

After loosing the 8th rostogol he saw the light!

Sold his beloved jagged sabor,

he is now one of the best with tailor.

 

Also mixing can go bad,

Eating too mushrooms got the lad.

his 9th rosto was a fact,

time to talk to death to make a pact.

 

9 rostos is really the max,

Now Radu can pay his tax.

last thing is `killme yes`

even that didnt work, what a mess

 

He doesnt lose his rostogol when he wants,

now he is wandering happy trough the lands.

Looking Joker till heS found,

and helping newbies all around.

 

 

 

Bins

[Immortelle]

Not much of a lyric here but here it goes :

 

 

Eternal Lands is that damn game named

 

And the girl is Immortelle

 

Not much she wanted to do

 

But a rank to get through

 

But they forgot to mention her

 

There was this place quite dangerous

 

And only a picture was to be made

 

With this hydro ore close to her.....

 

[end of part 1 ]

[Usl]

It happened today that I was mixing at Raven, and Dreamyn noticed that I was the author/owner of Rraisa. She wanted to show some appreciation, so we shared a bottle of wine, and I proposed her to deliver a toast... and here are the results:

Dreamyn clears her throat.

 

Dreamyn: Rraisa darling thanks so much

Dreamyn: For giving me info on so much stuff!

Dreamyn: I'm buying this and selling that,

Dreamyn: Rraisa tell me where the best deal's at!

 

Dreamyn downs a drink!

Ah, poetry!

[Pyewacket]

Marketing:

Into the wild strode the warrior bold,

Sword in hand, as the bards' foretold,

But they neglected to sing

Of his tiny dingaling

Or the fact he was suffering from a cold.

 

Business:

Into the wild strode the warrior bold,

Sword in hand, as the bards' foretold,

Til he found, lucky him,

Rent-a-sword Jim,

And loaned his serp out for a mere 10 gold.

 

Tactics:

Into the wild strode the warrior new,

All in leather, with his fearless retinue,

Whence upon a dragon they came,

He drank speed hax, which seemed lame,

Til he told his servants: "I just have to outrun YOU"

 

Surprise:

Into the wild strode the warrior grim,

His armour shining, his vorpal blade slim,

Silent he tred,

Then was suddenly dead,

As the trolls sniggered and said "saw him coming a bloody mile off"

 

EDIT:

 

OLDSKOOL:

Into Grahms Village strode a mighty mage,

His robes adorned with hemlock and sage,

Around the carts he did look,

But was so out of luck,

Coz Raven had moved (by heck he's showing his age!).

Edited August 23, 2010 by Pyewacket

[ElvishPresley]

A bag jumping numpty from YARR,

Spied a little tan bag from afar,

He jumped on in a flash,

Expecting armour or cash,

But all he got was a racoon hat,

HarHar!

[ElvishPresley]

An evil attack god named Mortos,

Had the hots for a beautiful tortoise,

As he poked at her shell,

He said we'll both go to hell,

Thank heavens that no one has caught us.

[OlenTheRed]

There once was a man with much power, he read pm's every hour

Helpful at first, but took a turn for the worst

Envy and rage brought the beast from the cage

Perched on his throne he sits all alone

Questioning the perk to his power

[starscreamer]

A flea and a fly in a flue, Were trapped and knew not what to do, 'Let us flee', said the fly, 'Let us fly', said the flea, So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

[ElvishPresley]

I arrived at the tree-shrooms, to toil,

When I suddenly spied a gargoyle,

I tried to depart,

Before his mischief could start,

But sadly his attack I was unable to foil...

 

[ElvishPresley]

To all the dung-divers...

 

It's more a tongue twister than a town in Ireland.

 

How much poop could a poop-scooper scoop if a poop-scooper could scoop poop?

[sgik]

In Whitestone a unicorn said,
"Where's an opposite sex one to bed?"
But its poop is quite gay
In a "rainbow"-like way
So perhaps it meant same-sex instead.

Edited April 28, 2019 by sgik