What did i tell you?!It's happening!

[Mad_Raven]

As i said earlier in one of my ermm....call it visions:

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be

the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was

the other possibility.

 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English

spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in

plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make

the sivil servants jump with joy.

 

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up

konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the

troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like

fotograf 20% shorter.

 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to

reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always

ben a deterent to akurate speling.

 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is

disgrasful and it should go away.

 

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with

"z" and "w" with "v".

 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"

and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl rite n styl

 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu

understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze

forst plas.

 

And:

 

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more Freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill Clinton: "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bill Gates: "Bill Gates, what do you believe in?"

Bill Gates says, "I believe you're in my chair."

 

Did i tell you???I did!I told you that sooner or later that the eviil Germans will take over english in an alliance with Gates.....The world is next in their takeover scheme!

[sparhawk]

shouldnt this be in funny stuff?

[scarr]

no cuz you aint laughing

[chaoogie]

lol

[Mad_Raven]

shouldnt this be in funny stuff?

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Hmmmm well ya know....i should have posted in the "takeover schemes by evil people"...but yknow we don't actually have this..sooo.....

Oh and shiv we'll see who is laughing when the germans get you too!

[kat]

nooooo

now my rl name is going to have an 'f' in it...i don't like that

 

 

-kat

[Ember]

MoonShadow posted this or the first half avbout the c-k ect a long time ago its old old old

[Aerowind]

That's what I was thinking but I wanted to find it and couldn't... hmmm... yeah now I must print this out and show all my friends

[Arnieman]

Oh and shiv we'll see who is laughing when the germans get you too!

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well, he is Dutch, I mean, the Germans already have a headstart there - the languages sound slightly similar, and add a few "unimportant" letters, and you get Deutsch...

[Mad_Raven]

well, he is Dutch, I mean, the Germans already have a headstart there - the languages sound slightly similar, and add a few "unimportant" letters, and you get Deutsch...

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Zomg you're right!

Well,it appears shiv is the first of the cannon fodder...uhhh i mean.....heroic fallen people

[70347]

He only beat you by eight months.

[Entris]

lol

[MagpieLee]

lolol funny stuff

[Mad_Raven]

He only beat you by eight months.

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Then i shall travel back through time and make it my post!MUuahahhahahaa