Ayreus Report post Posted June 15, 2006 (edited) Sadly, he does not. Here is some of the chat log. (at ip beam) way2kewl4u: upgradeing peoples armor for free way2kewl4u: upgradeing armor Ayreus: what kind of upgrade? way2kewl4u: im upgradeing armor Ayreus: erm ok asgnny: can you upgrade my sword, way2? way2kewl4u was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. [PM from way2kewl4u: i can take leather and turn it to metal] Ayreus: i only have metal way2kewl4u: so on and so forth way2kewl4u aborted the trade. way2kewl4u: i can turn metal to a hgiher grade way2kewl4u: i can show u Ayreus: ok way2kewl4u: if u would like way2kewl4u was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. way2kewl4u: hand me the armor and ill upgrade it way2kewl4u: i have an upgrade spekk way2kewl4u was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. Ayreus: wow is that a perk? way2kewl4u: no its a special ability Ayreus: cool You have been saved! (he gladly took my steel chain) way2kewl4u: ty brb way2kewl4u: ayreus add em i have to go to storage for my magic supplies way2kewl4u: wait here for me ok Ayreus: ok, hope to see you again way2kewl4u: brb Ayreus: i wonder what he'll turn my steel chain into Ayreus: steel chain of fire? (about 5 minutes pass) [PM to way2kewl4u: is it done?] (at the storage he went to...) #GM from poetayTOE: he put the leather on and said here watch i make it steel.. lmfao.. and then he put on your steel armor hahahha #GM from Ayreus: lol #GM from PepperSpray: lol #GM from Ayreus: i guess im screwed #GM from Ayreus: ill ask him what he can turn my col into [PM to way2kewl4u: can you turn my crown of life into something?] [PM from way2kewl4u: yes i can want me to.?] [PM to way2kewl4u: yes ill trade it to you once you have my steel chain done] #GM from Ayreus: oh nice, he responds now, he's coming to get my col now #GM from poetayTOE: lmao [PM from way2kewl4u: hold on i havent upgraded ur steel yet] [PM to way2kewl4u: ok please hurry] [PM from way2kewl4u: i canonly upgrade 2 things a day and i have to upgrade it all at once] #GM from Ayreus: he says he's not done with my steel chain yet, how long does it usually take to enchant? #GM from poetayTOE: chance is here now actuallly #GM from poetayTOE: he's a noob he cant enchant smeg lol #GM from Ayreus: oh he has to upgrade the col and chain at the same time [PM to Chance: way2kewl4u is a scammer, he says he'll "enchant" my col lol... i already gave him my steel chain to "upgrade"] [PM from Chance: yea we know, we were following him around] [PM from Chance: but, he didnt scam any newbies] [PM from Chance: and he knows he's not to scam newbies. he is to not scam on ip anymore] [PM from Chance: what did u give him? steel chain?] [PM from way2kewl4u: so if i upgrade ur armor i have to do the crown with it ] [PM to Chance: he scammed me on ip, by beam in front of sheesh and asgnny] [PM to Chance: ya just a steel chain, don't care about it, was just curious... now he's back to get my col lol] [PM from Chance: is he now?] (he comes back finally to ip beam) Ayreus: so what can you turn my crown of life into? [PM to Chance: yes ] Chance: hey [PM from way2kewl4u: do u want the crown and the armor upgrade??] Chance: i thought we just had a discussion Ayreus: oh yes please, crown of fire plz way2kewl4u: ayreus meet me in storage Chance: No, seriously, I thought we just had a discussion. way2kewl4u: on white south Chance: what did we agree upon? way2kewl4u: wow Chance: what did we agree upon? (he's trying to run away from chance lol, not much luck there) way2kewl4u: that was kewl way2kewl4u: ok i wont way2kewl4u: ayreus way2kewl4u: nvm Chance: you will NOT scam on isla prima. Ayreus: yes? [PM from Chance: if you want a replacement chain you can hit me up anytime] [PM to Chance: its all good, he was entertaining] way2kewl4u: okay ty chance [PM from way2kewl4u: add me can we be freinds?] [PM to way2kewl4u: sure if i get my chain back] [PM from way2kewl4u: chance wont let me upgrade] [PM from way2kewl4u: u have to come to whitestone] [PM from way2kewl4u: and then i can trade u wihtout getting in trouble] [PM to way2kewl4u: go to whitestone get it, then come back here] [PM from way2kewl4u: i cant trade on isla prima anymore] [PM to way2kewl4u: you won't get in trouble for trading back my chain] [PM to way2kewl4u: ah ok ill there then] [PM from way2kewl4u: okay ty for being acceptable] [PM to way2kewl4u: yup] [PM from way2kewl4u: i can talk to u when u get here] Welcome to White Stone, Lakeside Village way2kewl4u: hi ayreus Ayreus: hey [PM from way2kewl4u: im at the boat] [PM to way2kewl4u: ok] way2kewl4u: sit down lets talk business Ayreus: have it with you? way2kewl4u: yes way2kewl4u: u want the crown fixed too? Ayreus: just need the chain back first way2kewl4u: when i fix the body way2kewl4u: kk way2kewl4u: what kind was it again Ayreus: steel chain [PM to Chance: he's willing to take my col again lol] [PM from Chance: rofl] way2kewl4u wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. way2kewl4u: this 1? way2kewl4u: that is the one rihgt Ayreus: you turned my steel chain into a leather torso? Ayreus: no, it was a steel chain [PM from Chance: lolol] way2kewl4u: oh way2kewl4u: my bad You aborted the trade. way2kewl4u: its in storage Ayreus: im really starting to question your skills way2kewl4u: being fixed folow me their Ayreus: ok way2kewl4u: what skills (at ws storage) [PM from way2kewl4u: what do u want upgraded more ur chain or ur crown?] [PM to way2kewl4u: the col, so just give me the chain back first] way2kewl4u: i dont have any steel chains? Ayreus: what happened to the one i gave you? way2kewl4u: i fixed it Ayreus: to what? way2kewl4u: leather way2kewl4u: leather is better benfish: lol benfish: err Ayreus: really? way2kewl4u: yes i think so benfish: lol way2kewl4u: have u ever looked at them Ayreus: hmmm you said you would change leather items to metal earlier Ayreus: yes i do from time to time benfish: ive been using them for a over a year lol way2kewl4u: have u noticed how much better leather was benfish: it isnt... way2kewl4u: do u want ur leather chain back? Ayreus: leather chain? way2kewl4u: lol leather asgnny: My encyclopedia says that metal torsos give more armor than leather PepperSpray: O'o way2kewl4u: or do i ow u steel? Ayreus: sounds like steel is better way2kewl4u: i know but truthfully my spell messed it up Ayreus: can you quickly switch it back to steel? way2kewl4u: nope molime: which spell is it way? i can't find it in encyclopedia Ayreus: but you were saying you could make leather items metal, or is it true you can only do it once a day? way2kewl4u: u have to do a certain quest that involves armro way2kewl4u: once asgnny: Where might I start that quest? way2kewl4u: daily Ayreus: oh, where do i go to start it? way2kewl4u: in the pk map asgnny: I try to do them all, of course way2kewl4u: its called molime: can you show me way? way2kewl4u: well i forgot the name but its by desert pines Ayreus: please tell only me asgnny: tahraji desert? asgnny: Can you show me where the quest starts, and protect me so I don't lose my armor? [PM from way2kewl4u: i have enough power left in my spell that if i upgrade1 mroe thing it wont work for a week] Ayreus: so would you still take my col? and what would you turn it into? Ayreus: crap, do you need some more potions to restore your abilities? way2kewl4u: i can make it better it would be a small 1 way2kewl4u: no it cant be restored that way not this one Ayreus: so what can you turn my col into? crown of fire? [PM from way2kewl4u: i can still upgrade that small thing u have] [PM from way2kewl4u: but thats it] [PM from way2kewl4u: nothing else] [PM from way2kewl4u: and oh by the way ill get u ur steel plates back when i cna] way2kewl4u: ill re grade it molime: re grade? way2kewl4u: when i have the energy molime: what does that do? Ayreus: can i give you some energy essence? does that help? [PM from way2kewl4u: do u want me to upgrade ur col and fix ur chain back to steel] way2kewl4u: very little [PM from benfish: xD] [PM to way2kewl4u: yes plz] [PM from way2kewl4u: i can fix my mistake but it will take at least 3 days] [PM to benfish: i got to be the luckiest person ever] Ayreus: 3 days??? [PM from benfish: lol] [PM from way2kewl4u: thats what the book sais] way2kewl4u: my book Ayreus: if i give you another steel chain, will that speed up the process? way2kewl4u: no Ayreus: where can i buy that book? [PM from benfish: lmfao] way2kewl4u: u cant Ayreus: its a drop? way2kewl4u: u have to do a quest Ayreus: ah right [PM from way2kewl4u: so u want the crown upgraded tonight or u want me 2 prove myself] Ayreus: you can upgrade the crown tonight? [PM from way2kewl4u: i dont have all night so make the decision] Ayreus: ill do it once the chain is done, for sure! im so excited, this must have been added with the new upgrade [PM from way2kewl4u: crowns r small] [PM from way2kewl4u: ill be able to handle a crown] benfish: got 12 now [PM from way2kewl4u: have u decided yet?] Ayreus: ok way2kewl4u pass the steel chain to me then ill give you the crown, i didn't realize upgrading a steel chain was so much of a strain on your powers way2kewl4u: lol way2kewl4u: what way2kewl4u: ? way2kewl4u wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. Ayreus: oh don't deny your abilities now way2kewl4u: i cant pass what i dont have way2kewl4u aborted the trade. Ayreus: oh, well you'll get the crown when the steel chain is done then way2kewl4u wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. way2kewl4u: lemme c this crown way2kewl4u wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. Ayreus: closer to storage Ayreus: over here Ayreus: see? way2kewl4u: nice way2kewl4u: um lemme think way2kewl4u: life way2kewl4u: it can still go up You aborted the trade. way2kewl4u: not in what it is Ayreus: ok cool way2kewl4u: i csnt change that Ayreus: just don't change it to a leather crown way2kewl4u: but i can change its look way2kewl4u: lol i cant way2kewl4u: is their such thing Ayreus: i dunno you tell me way2kewl4u: i am getting u ur steel back Ayreus: ok way2kewl4u: just cant do it tonight Ayreus: i guess you've regained your energy Ayreus: oh way2kewl4u: lol way2kewl4u: u dont understand Ayreus: you tease way2kewl4u: lol benfish: lol way2kewl4u: nvm way2kewl4u: so am i doing u the favor or not? way2kewl4u: i could charge to do this benfish: scamming is a favour? Ayreus: well, changing my steel chain to a leather torso wasn't that great way2kewl4u: what? way2kewl4u: ????? way2kewl4u: lol nvm then c u way2kewl4u: i cant do business with u ill get u ur stuff back tomarow Ayreus: ok im not going to recommend your services to my friends [XauRon @ 3]: buy 2k HE asgnny: That might hurt his business PepperSpray: what a sad little boy (he walks away) (I receive numerous donations for the entertainment) [PM from way2kewl4u: and im going to laugh when u cant get ahol of lost memories the book i have] [PM from way2kewl4u: that the title of it so look it up] Ayreus: he's mocking me now... that i dont' have the book lol benfish: benfish: several people here want to mock him with their serps Ayreus: lol i bet asgnny: psst, benfish... I can turn your cruddy yellow sword into a new S2E PepperSpray: lol benfish: its not yellow [PM from way2kewl4u: hold on a sec im up] (he comes back to ws storage) [PM to way2kewl4u: ok] way2kewl4u wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. Ayreus: shhh guys, way2kewl4u is fixing my chain benfish: has he regained his chi? PepperSpray: lol Andaluz: and he needs quiet why? Ayreus: ty Ayreus: its nice and shiny now (he gave back the steel chain) way2kewl4u: their u go sry for the confusion PepperSpray: (whispers...) shhhhhh! Ayreus: yes, the confusion was annoying Ayreus: i got my chain back [PM from way2kewl4u: y did u guys doubt me anyway?] PepperSpray: woohoo [PM to way2kewl4u: i don't... just people who usually upgrade my armor dont run out of energy as fast as you do] Ayreus: he's asking why i doubted him now benfish: haha [PM from way2kewl4u: ur armor isnt the only one i had to do] [PM from way2kewl4u: i made 100gc for changing someones steel to titanium for em today] [PM to way2kewl4u: wow very nice] [PM from way2kewl4u: that was once] [PM from way2kewl4u: my freind can tho] [PM to Chance: got my chain back... man you have to see the chat log... sooooooo funny] [PM from way2kewl4u: but he makes his own armor] Ayreus: anyone else want their stuff upgraded? way2kewl4u: i cant do it anymore tonight u jerk Andaluz: rofl Ayreus: im a jerk now? way2kewl4u: yes u r benfish: lol PepperSpray: lmao Ayreus: ok, ill be giving my col to your competitor then, lost my business... way2kewl4u: lol way2kewl4u: really Ayreus: yes way2kewl4u: i dont care way2kewl4u: u werent paying me or anythign lol Andaluz: yeah he's way 2 kewl 4 u way2kewl4u: lol way2kewl4u: and u PepperSpray: lmfao Ayreus: i know way2kewl4u: lol jp Edited June 15, 2006 by Ayreus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daxon Report post Posted June 15, 2006 Lol unbelievable. Burn him. Alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueJay Report post Posted June 15, 2006 This must be the funniest scammer log I have ever read Thanx Ayreus for posting it. PS Maybe it should be moved to the Funny Stuff forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ville-v Report post Posted June 15, 2006 What would crown of fire do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fox Lupine Report post Posted June 15, 2006 This...is...the....berst thing i EVER saw! I want a crown of fire too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Eek Report post Posted June 15, 2006 I can upgrade SERPs to Iron swords, if that helps . Thanks for the Entertainment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niilan Report post Posted June 15, 2006 lmao ty for the entertainment leatherchain seems intresting.. wonder if he can do my col too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
molime Report post Posted June 15, 2006 Ayreus: ok.. you all owe me 50 gold each for the entertainment lol :P Ayreus was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. You have been saved! Ayreus: ty molime molime: it was worth it;) I didn't have to think about paying those 50gc for a second Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brain Report post Posted June 15, 2006 wish i knew how to upgrade my armor ;( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SharkBite Report post Posted June 15, 2006 I wonder if he can make a ring of Fire ?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ttlanhil Report post Posted June 15, 2006 I wonder if he can make a ring of Fire ?...that's easy. just munch on some chillis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jamesjersey Report post Posted June 15, 2006 that was really good. i see him as a roleplayer. or maybe hes playing his own EL in his mind with different skills and different items. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knuckles Report post Posted June 15, 2006 Lmao. That's cool.. Guys, give me your Iron plate torso's and I can make it into a chain for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ville-v Report post Posted June 15, 2006 I can upgrade your col (for free) to look like fur hat! Also, that uncool effect of +150mp will be removed Pm Corys ingame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NitageR Report post Posted June 15, 2006 lol pro guy :-> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted June 15, 2006 lmao that was funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelethalmoo Report post Posted June 15, 2006 roflmaool (i can turn a col into a ring of votd and a com into a ring of dp its rerly worth it!!!) =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dushan Report post Posted June 15, 2006 Someone give him award for beeing so funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparhawk Report post Posted June 15, 2006 Thats hilarious! For that, I'll give you 300gc. So much comedy today, my cheeks are going to blow . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hatwood Report post Posted June 16, 2006 lol that is awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adya Report post Posted June 16, 2006 Omg, I was in a *very* bad mood this morning but now I've read this I'll be laughing all day ROFLOLOLOL!! Thank you so much for posting! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flinto Report post Posted June 16, 2006 I can convert the leather chain he produces to wool chain. Oh wait thats a cardigan This was great I was on a coference call when I read it and burst out laughing, everyone wanted to know why but couldn't tell them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thordin Report post Posted June 16, 2006 Very, VERY FUNNY, lol, i've taken time to read the log carefully, it's awesome. Btw: removing sparks from EFEs for free, get rid of those and get a regular 100% FE for free Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zerth Report post Posted June 17, 2006 thats about the funniest thing ive ever seen....didnt he realize some1 with a col is not stupid enough to be scamed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mufossa Report post Posted June 17, 2006 thats about the funniest thing ive ever seen....didnt he realize some1 with a col is not stupid enough to be scamed... LoL you Fell For That... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
