spounty Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Well i use to play runescape(yer i know sad but im over it now) and i relised when i use to browse the forums that i got the biggest laughs outa the newbiest thing you ever saw posts... And anyway i thought hey both the games are practically based on same thing why cant both games have newbs? So i posted this be nice to see everyone post here and post there funny noob stories it can ever be your own newb story ~Rules~ 1.Dont talk about runescape 2.Dont talk about runescape 3.Stop looking at me that way... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peeper :) Report post Posted April 11, 2006 lol well once i had to stop this guy from buying s fur cloak for 700gc i think he was pretty newbish and i used to run away from white rabbits when i was new cos i thought all white rabbits were fluffy's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spounty Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Rofl! well i got a noob story too =) Well it isnt really a noob story more bad luck after resetting Well i reseted one time(hated PH perk) and anyway i had like 30 hp -.- anyway most of you would see where this is going i went to harvest sulfur =) KABLAAMMOOOO!!! radon pouch spounty = pwnt spounty ate dirt etc you get the point And thats my story i look back on it now and laugh when i was spewing about losing my fur top... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peeper :) Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Spounty was liberated the American way! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Visvate Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Hehe. first few thousad red roses I picked from Tahraji Desert, that was only place i had found them. And no, I didn't have mm cloack or perk, learned to dodge monsters pretty well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simmster Report post Posted April 11, 2006 the first time i went to C2 i was always dieing coz of the cold coz i couldnt understand what was happening the second time i went i was in my full leather and i was walking round with #beam me on the whole time coz i thought that the place was swarming with chimmys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peeper :) Report post Posted April 11, 2006 lol i kept dieing from heat and i kept trying and in process i lost MM cloak and tit chain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spounty Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Nice this is getting good Hopefully a mod posts soon =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ville-v Report post Posted April 11, 2006 I saw ridic calling desdamona hacker... desdamona had sold him steel chain and.. guess what, it went to his storage! That is of course hacking :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spounty Report post Posted April 11, 2006 ROFL! i seen that it was funny go chance he muted him XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athel's Report post Posted April 11, 2006 i always love seeing a noob yell at bots not relising that they arnt players which i done many times when i first started Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spounty Report post Posted April 11, 2006 yer i use to yell at the ant bots all the time for stealing my kills XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Hopefully a mod posts soon =) Hmmm no idea why you would wish that, because most likely if a mod posts, it will be to point out how newbish spamming forums is and the results of that.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grayseraph Report post Posted April 18, 2006 This guy wanted to trade his iron sword and steel shield for my iron broad sword of ice... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlantis Report post Posted April 18, 2006 This guy wanted to trade his iron sword and steel shield for my iron broad sword of ice... wow good deal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_antiroot Report post Posted April 18, 2006 I will always remember a newbie trying to beg trik for his cloak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted April 18, 2006 I liked the guy that tried to charge Entropy to cross a bridge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dent Report post Posted April 18, 2006 I remember that. I still get a chuckle from it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthropologist Report post Posted April 18, 2006 When Kusamura first opened up and the forest chimerans were added. There was this guy walking through without mmperk/cape trying to find the exit. I still remeber when the chimmie finally got him he actually took the time to type "Oh No! the Chimmy!" before trying to get away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlantis Report post Posted April 18, 2006 I liked the guy that tried to charge Entropy to cross a bridge. I still remember this too! There was also a guy that told him that if you type #suicide and then click someone, it kills them instantly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubya Report post Posted April 20, 2006 Now promise you won't laugh! I advertised, on chat, a db I found on IP. It was one of the random spawns with 2 bread in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cho-yun Report post Posted April 20, 2006 WS sewers, i was told the water will kill you, I went in it with alot of stuff and died >< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BloodSucker Report post Posted April 21, 2006 newbie in Ancient Temple in VOTD (female gobs) He enter and... zonk! Door locks behind! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted April 21, 2006 Some guy named jjk gambling with Gamble, and wasting 10000gc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drakos7 Report post Posted April 21, 2006 A selection of things that people have PM'd to Adarah, the Rivan Bot at Raven. Names removed to protect the n00bocent: calc 1.75*200 hi are you a bot? do i pm you now hi what you for? wats a gd way to make monry i am recruiting r u a mod want to go out? i died you know whrer i can find my stuff? can u hook me up wit some free weapons please?? can u pleaseeeeee give me some good free weapons and armor?!?!?1 please!?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites