ryddler Report post Posted April 17, 2008 Ok, so we were goofing off in guild chat and came up with these... Chuck Norris can eat on fasting day Chuck Norris makes mother nature mule his iron to storage Chuck Norris doesn't go to invasions, Chuck Norris *is* an invasion Chuck Norris eated Leonard Chuck Norris will meet you at the beam, and kill you again Chuck Norris killed Scotty Chuck Norris can kill the Unicorn Chuck Norris uses radon pouches to carry his gold Chuck Norris makes Scotty beam him where he wants to go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csiga Report post Posted April 17, 2008 (edited) If CN visited EL and tries his roundkick, we will have rollback again. *correction: from that time we don't have to use the #save command, because CN will bring his friend Bruce Willis, who will save everything. ... and here comes our old guild logo (to stay with topic): Edited April 17, 2008 by csiga Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilBear Report post Posted April 17, 2008 If Chuck Norris played EL, he would buy his tight black pants from me. lilcnoot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Troger Report post Posted April 18, 2008 If Chuck Norris would play EL everybody would wear Entropy pyjamas, but Entropy would wear CN pyjamas! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
forever Report post Posted April 18, 2008 His urine would be selled as a EMP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted April 18, 2008 His urine would be selled as a EMP Gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenial Report post Posted April 18, 2008 Enough said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hex Report post Posted April 18, 2008 Chuck Norris has an OA above 172. When Chuck Norris eats toadstools, the people around him get poisoned. Chuck Norris did pvp with someone. The whole guild went to underworld at once. When Chuck Norris trained ranging on C1, critters on C2 were dying. Chuck Norris has no spells in his quickbar. He's never cast restore. Chuck Norris doesn't train a/d anymore. The dragons were dying too fast. Chuck Norris can harvest hydro. From C1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
villekPL Report post Posted April 18, 2008 if chuck norris played el, we wouldnt have mortos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nahtepa Report post Posted April 18, 2008 If Chuck Norris played EL, he would have 20hp, 4 p/c/r/i, give pr0 exp and always wear full dragon, nmt and thermal serp w/o rosto.... Too bad noone can beat him :s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
villekPL Report post Posted April 18, 2008 if chuck norris played EL he be in =Hc= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SolarStar Report post Posted April 26, 2008 Enough said. of course ! he faked his stats to attract more pkers ! he is the white dragon in bunny fur ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterpiter Report post Posted April 26, 2008 Chuck Norris was one and only who reached 180 a/d, multi-training tripple beavers on isla prima, durning the peace day ;P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted April 26, 2008 If chuck norris played el, he would be the new ranger god Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Infamous Report post Posted April 27, 2008 he'd join =Hc= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kl4Uz Report post Posted April 27, 2008 - Chuck Norris doesn't research books, he stares them down to get their knowledge. - Chuck Norris didn't spawn on Isla Prima, IP spawned out of him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sayre Report post Posted April 27, 2008 if chuck norris played EL he be in =Hc= he'd join =Hc= I reckon he would join =hc= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
forever Report post Posted April 27, 2008 If Chuck Norris Played EL he'd be able to walk through KF during NDD and make people lose items If Chuck Norris Played EL the Wraith would get perks / attributes / nexus from him If Chuck Norris played EL he'd be part of some elaborate quest for insta-100/100-a/d Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LevinMage Report post Posted April 27, 2008 (edited) Chuck Norris doesn't need a pickaxe to harvest ores, he just rips them out of the wall Chuck Norris doesn't need a positive food level to mix Actually Chuck Norris has never even used the mix window, he just looks at the ingredients and they mix themselves Leo doesn't stalk Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stalks Leo. And by stalk I mean Chuck Norris whistles and Leo comes to him with his tail between his legs. This is the 10th time Entropy has had to create a Tankel. Every time Tankel fails to repair something Chuck Norris kills him Edited April 27, 2008 by LevinMage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
forever Report post Posted April 27, 2008 nah Chuck Norris's item's never degrade ^^ Chuck Norris has never broke his Bronze Sword Chuck Norris's Thermal Serp does wind damage Chuck Norri's harms for Infinity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites