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This is my last report. Ace Jackson is bidding you all a fond farewell. The stories have come to an end. I thank all my readers.

 

Due to popular demand, my contract has been extend. Of course the publisher declined to increase my pay, but for the good of the community, I will endeavor to give you the best news stories money can buy!

 

Ace Jackson~ OUT!

Edited by RipTide

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Ace Jackson returns report!!

 The great yellow cloak rebellion

Strange magical occurrences have been happening all over our world. People, animals and monsters alike would freeze in place, unable to move. A group concerned citizens, lead by the master mage Wizzy, all wearing a yellow cloak gathered before teh god today. They were seeking a rebirth of Lands Eternal. Teh sleeping god seemingly ignored them for a period of time. Some began chanting restart, restart, restart. " Wizzy: We need to get #45daybug and #yellowcape trending." Threats were sent, Wizzy: [PM to radu: We may have to soon escalate and resort to violence]. HiT: maybe if we all #suicide it will make radu do something :P HiT has become better at dying. Slowly teh god awoke, " radu: ....." The gathered yellow cloaks erupted, " Biker_Boy: Hi, Biker_Boy: RESTART, Xyleon: oi boss, Wizzy: The yellow capes protest, Shantak: Restart!" A grumble deep within Eternal Lands could be heard all over. Then a loud voice sounded. "#Message from radu: ok, ok, server restart in a few minutes." Cheers came from the crowd. Xyleon was so overcome with joy he died on the spot. Then teh god spoke, "radu: those are orange, not yellow, btw." Aislinn: "closest we've got" Shantak: "wizzy's colorblind." The finger pointing began, Shantak: "he organized it." Teh god spoke again, "#Message from radu: kk, come back in half a minute or so, #Message from God: Server going down..." Lands Eternal was rebirthed. Hawks and falcons flew, deer roamed, and all was good in the land.

Ace Jaskon out!

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Love your stories Rip Tide :)

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I just want everyone to know that I've not stopped writing. I just haven't had any good ideas lately and I'm working on another writing project. There will be more. I just need an idea for something. :)

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