Phax Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Heres one arnold schwarzenegger has a long one, Michael J. FOx has a short one, madonna doesnt ahve one, bill clinton has one and uses it a lot what is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KibblesAndBits Report post Posted April 17, 2006 the thing about arnold schwartzenager isnt true cause stereroids do "stuff" to u Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Heres one arnold schwarzenegger has a long one, Michael J. FOx has a short one, madonna doesnt ahve one, bill clinton has one and uses it a lot what is it? Last name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crypt1c Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Way down in a deep dark dungeon All sddeled all bridled, all ready to fight I silks my bow, I hairs my fiddle, I told you my name, three times, in this riddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Way down in a deep dark dungeon All sddeled all bridled, all ready to fight I silks my bow, I hairs my fiddle, I told you my name, three times, in this riddle. All or I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phax Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Heres one arnold schwarzenegger has a long one, Michael J. FOx has a short one, madonna doesnt ahve one, bill clinton has one and uses it a lot what is it? Last name yep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samanex Report post Posted April 17, 2006 I'm as tall as can be, I'm as short as can be. I'm as thin as can be, I'm as stout as can be. I'm as mean as can be, I'm as kind as can be. Who am I? If if looks like a duck, If it smells like a duck, If it woks like a duck, If it tastes like a duck, It must be a duck. Can Be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dunian Report post Posted April 17, 2006 (edited) Right A form without shape, I'm here and there. When I'm cold I stay still, Whem I'm hot, I'm air. Edited April 17, 2006 by Dunian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
triforce Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Who am I? wait the better question is... Who are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparhawk Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Dunian, is the answer water? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BEAVER Report post Posted April 17, 2006 (edited) Woman walks up stairs turns off the light walks downstairs and goes to bed Wakes up and kills herself Why? 2 guys walk into a bar...you could say they were so identical they were like twins. They both get the EXACT same drink. First of the two drinks it quicky, gets up, and leaves. Other guy sits down, takes his time and laughs while drinking his drink. He gets up to leave after awhile, falls in the middle of the bar and dies. Why didn't the first guy die as well? Edited April 17, 2006 by BEAVER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted April 17, 2006 2 guys walk into a bar...you could say they were so identical they were like twins. They both get the EXACT same drink. First of the two drinks it quicky, gets up, and leaves. Other guy sits down, takes his time and laughs while drinking his drink. He gets up to leave after awhile, falls in the middle of the bar and dies. Why didn't the first guy die as well? it wasn't the drink that killed him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BEAVER Report post Posted April 17, 2006 indeed it WAS :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted April 17, 2006 2 guys walk into a bar...you could say they were so identical they were like twins. They both get the EXACT same drink. First of the two drinks it quicky, gets up, and leaves. Other guy sits down, takes his time and laughs while drinking his drink. He gets up to leave after awhile, falls in the middle of the bar and dies. Why didn't the first guy die as well? it wasn't the drink that killed him Ok... He did die, just not in the bar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BEAVER Report post Posted April 17, 2006 indeed he DID :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted April 17, 2006 2 guys walk into a bar...you could say they were so identical they were like twins. They both get the EXACT same drink. First of the two drinks it quicky, gets up, and leaves. Other guy sits down, takes his time and laughs while drinking his drink. He gets up to leave after awhile, falls in the middle of the bar and dies. Why didn't the first guy die as well? *takes off bartender mask* Cause the bartender didn't put poison in his drink. A poison most dire,suffocating him,causing muscle spasms,paralysis and internal bleeding,leaving his brain intact so he can feel the horrors that befell upon his body Oh don't give me that look i wouldn't do such a thing. I would have used a better poison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted April 17, 2006 2 guys walk into a bar...you could say they were so identical they were like twins. They both get the EXACT same drink. First of the two drinks it quicky, gets up, and leaves. Other guy sits down, takes his time and laughs while drinking his drink. He gets up to leave after awhile, falls in the middle of the bar and dies. Why didn't the first guy die as well? it wasn't the drink that killed him Indeed, it was the drink which killed him - or rather, something in the drink. The drink was poisoned - as in, there was poison in the ice cooling the drinks. As the first drank his quick, the ice hadn't melted enough to release the poison. But the fate of the second was sealed in his idleness, as the ice melted and his drink became poison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sbarstow Report post Posted April 18, 2006 (edited) 2 guys walk into a bar...you could say they were so identical they were like twins. They both get the EXACT same drink. First of the two drinks it quicky, gets up, and leaves. Other guy sits down, takes his time and laughs while drinking his drink. He gets up to leave after awhile, falls in the middle of the bar and dies. Why didn't the first guy die as well? it wasn't the drink that killed him Indeed, it was the drink which killed him - or rather, something in the drink. The drink was poisoned - as in, there was poison in the ice cooling the drinks. As the first drank his quick, the ice hadn't melted enough to release the poison. But the fate of the second was sealed in his idleness, as the ice melted and his drink became poison. Ahh...but what if the drink was beer. Who puts ice in beer? However, I think you are correct in your answer. Woman walks up stairs turns off the light walks downstairs and goes to bed Wakes up and kills herself Why? She is trying to get back up the stairs, trips and falls down the stairs, the fall breaks her neck and thus she dies. New one: You have two islands, Island A has a Chicken, a Fox, and Chicken Feed. Island B is empty. You have one boat and must transfer each of the three things from Island A to Island B by moving one at a time. *The catch* if you leave the Fox and the Chicken alone the Fox will eat the Chicken. If you leave the Chicken and the Chicken Feed alone the Chicken will eat the Feed. How do you get all three from A to B? Edited April 18, 2006 by sbarstow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparhawk Report post Posted April 18, 2006 New one: You have two islands, Island A has a Chicken, a Fox, and Chicken Feed. Island B is empty. You have one boat and must transfer each of the three things from Island A to Island B by moving one at a time. *The catch* if you leave the Fox and the Chicken alone the Fox will eat the Chicken. If you leave the Chicken and the Chicken Feed alone the Chicken will eat the Feed. How do you get all three from A to B? I heard that one from my riddle book. But it had a goblin, a dragon and an orgre instead. But I wont ruin it for the rest of you. Actually I forgot the answer, but I can always go get it from the book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhunlemon Report post Posted April 18, 2006 (edited) take chicken to B, go back to A, take feed to B, take chicken back to A take wolf to B, go back to A take chicken to B Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is. Edited April 18, 2006 by jhunlemon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BEAVER Report post Posted April 18, 2006 (edited) 2 guys walk into a bar...you could say they were so identical they were like twins. They both get the EXACT same drink. First of the two drinks it quicky, gets up, and leaves. Other guy sits down, takes his time and laughs while drinking his drink. He gets up to leave after awhile, falls in the middle of the bar and dies. Why didn't the first guy die as well? it wasn't the drink that killed him Indeed, it was the drink which killed him - or rather, something in the drink. The drink was poisoned - as in, there was poison in the ice cooling the drinks. As the first drank his quick, the ice hadn't melted enough to release the poison. But the fate of the second was sealed in his idleness, as the ice melted and his drink became poison. Very good Atahn :-) And my other riddle?? **Btw...heres a new one for you** I have been almost everywhere. Seen the world and so many places. But the whole time..I never left my small corner. Who/what am I? Edited April 18, 2006 by BEAVER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
