Top Reasons to NOT Hit on Females in EL

[Drakos7]

For all you Don Juans out there, I humbly submit this list compiled by myself (Awn) with the help of tianna.

Seeing as several ladies have notified me that they are bored with being hit on, here is the first:

Top Reasons to NOT Hit on Females in EL

1 They are usually a higher level than you

2 Their idea of fun differs dramatically from yours, even in EL

3 Anatomy and biology books are not what you think

4 tit armor refers to Titanium, not anatomy

5 They already have boyfriend's (often in the game)

6 Their bf's are usually at least level 40

7 Their bf's are cuter than you, both in game and in real life

8 Their bf just might be a mod. It is unwise to play with fire

9 Chances are, they are smarter than you

10 They might be a guy who likes playing girls

11 You have no chance of coming up with a pickup line they have not heard

12 You are just going to embarass yourself in front of everyone

13 They are not playing EL because they are bored

14 No, they do not want to see your (sword/axe/staff/...)

15 There are no love potions in EL

16 The leather is for protection, probably from l33t b0yz.

17 Girls that are 15 are not interested in 40 year old guys, no matter how much gold they have

18 They always carry a ring of disengagement, and a ring of damage

19 You can offer them wine, but they can't drink it

More will be added as ladies see fit.

Edited August 10, 2005 by Drakos7

[freeone3000]

10 They might be a guy who likes playing girls

 

...I don't either. It just seemed like a good idea at the time, and I don't have $5.

[Tumaros]

Hmm, decent list, but have you seen my

Top Exceptions for the One Called Tumaros

(pfft, this should be a piece of cake!)

 

1 They are usually a higher level than you

- (I just advanced to level 50 in "Romantic Persuasion")

 

2 Their idea of fun differs dramatically from yours, even in EL

- show me a girl that doesn't like a good game of JENGA!

 

3 Anatomy and biology books are not what you think

- ...hehehe...

 

4 tit armor refers to Titanium, not anatomy

- ...*snorts with laughter*

 

5 They already have boyfriend's (often in the game)

- ...@$%&!

 

6 Their bf's are usually at least level 40

- in what, harvesting? OOOH score one for the elf!

 

7 Their bf's are cuter than you, both in game and in real life

- I would like to argue that...but I think my sexyness speaks for itself.

 

8 Their bf just might be a mod. It is unwise to play with fire

- Mods, meet your bane

 

9 Chances are, they are smarter than you

- Now that's questionable...street smarts or book smarts? 'Cause I pwn j00r @$$ in...in...well...um...I know left is that way ---->

 

10 They might be a guy who likes playing girls

- ehhhh...don't remind me...

 

11 You have no chance of coming up with a pickup line they have not heard

Allow me to present: TUMIE'S TOP 5 ETERNAL LANDS PICK-UP LINES:

5: You'd better leave. You're making all the other orcs look bad.

4: Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you came up from the bowels of hell?

3: Time to polish the longsword!

2: Time to polish the broadsword!

 

 

 

And of course...

1: Hey baby Nice tits. Did you make 'em yourself?

 

12 You are just going to embarass yourself in front of everyone

- Okay, since WHEN has that EVER been a problem for me? Hell, just look above.

 

13 They are not playing EL because they are bored

- So they ARE looking for love, eh?

 

14 No, they do not want to see your (sword/axe/staff/...)

- What about Big Jim McBob?

 

15 There are no love potions in EL

- Perhaps not, but a few conveniently placed teleport spells seem to work quite nicely

 

16 The leather is for protection, probably from l33t b0yz.

- Leather's great for the buns and thighs. 'Specially them thighs. Mmm-mmm!

 

17 Girls that are 15 are not interested in 40 year old guys, no matter how much gold they have

- Name: Tom. Age: 15. Location: Right here, baby.

 

18 They always carry a ring of disengagement, and a ring of damage

- Love hurts!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I believe that leaves me with a whopping score of...

 

1/18.

 

 

 

 

I'll be waiting!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Note: to avoid confrontation, this was all done in jest, I am NOT really like that, heck I'm not even "looking," I'm just being Tumie. Deal with it ]

Edited August 10, 2005 by Tumaros

[Nyxl]

For all you Don Juans out there, I humbly submit this list compiled by myself (Awn) with the help of tianna.

Seeing as several ladies have notified me that they are bored with being hit on, here is the first: [...]

I feel robbed, I can't remember a single case when a woman complained about me...

 

And I would find very offensive that those who would did not do so in front of me. I'd rather get a frank "NO !" than being ignored then nagged at in my back.

 

Ah, by the way, Tumaros, you still have a lot to learn about Dandyness, here on EL...

 

That does not mean I feel like I'm the best there. I just discovered there was one person sexier than me, and I still don't know if it's a man (blah !) or a woman (joy !)...

Edited August 10, 2005 by Nyxl

[ChangeYourName]

You missed the most important one of all!!!

 

*If you see them in r/l you would be sorry.

 

anyway nice suck up list but it isnt going to help YOU with the ladies either

[LadyReni]

*If you see them in r/l you would be sorry. 

 

Grrrrrrrrr

[scarr]

lolz

[Dorplein]

*If you see them in r/l you would be sorry. 

 

Probably true

[Learner]

Even if they dont have a BF you can get banned!

[Placid]

I think the only real reason not to hit on girls in EL is this:

 

You can't buy 'em a drink!

 

[ttlanhil]

You can't buy 'em a drink!

 

186886[/snapback]

"Hey baby, buy you a potion of vitality? "

[Placid]

"Hey baby, buy you a potion of vitality? "

186887[/snapback]

OMG, I have to try that!

 

 

(j/k)

[weasel]

cmon lol there was one dude for who this rules didnt aplied to his name was .... WeaselNinja rofl ..... but ent wont unbann my char and even if .... you guys moved to fast for me to catch up

[Learner]

"Hey baby, buy you a potion of vitality? "

186887[/snapback]

Shouldn't that be "Buy me a postion of vitality?"

[Drakos7]

anyway nice suck up list but it isnt going to help YOU with the ladies either 

186838[/snapback]

Of course it is not going to help. I am married and have no reason to hit on the ladies. That is why tianna and I came up with it. We were laughing at people like you.

[Wytter]

I think the only real reason not to hit on girls in EL is this:

 

You can't buy 'em a drink!

 

186886[/snapback]

Dude, get her to buy you a drink

[Aislinn]

Hmm, decent list, but have you seen my

Top Exceptions for the One Called Tumaros

(pfft, this should be a piece of cake!)

 

11 You have no chance of coming up with a pickup line they have not heard

Allow me to present: TUMIE'S TOP 5 ETERNAL LANDS PICK-UP LINES:

5: You'd better leave. You're making all the other orcs look bad.

4: Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you came up from the bowels of hell?

3: Time to polish the longsword!

2: Time to polish the broadsword!

And of course...

1: Hey baby Nice tits. Did you make 'em yourself?

 

I'll be waiting! 

186828[/snapback]

Awwwwww shucks Tuma, you're making me wish I was 15!

10 They might be a guy who likes playing girls

- ehhhh...don't remind me...

Now I'm snorting with laughter, I wish I had a dime for every time I've seen this happen

[Guest Enyo]

Awwwwww shucks Tuma, you're making me wish I was 15! 

 

Now I'm snorting with laughter, I wish I had a dime for every time I've seen this happen   

186902[/snapback]

 

getting a visual of aislinn snorting with laughter, lol ..

[Placid]

Dude, get her to buy you a drink

186899[/snapback]

Thank god im not the only one who does that

 

 

Aisy, snorts

[Guest Enyo]

Thank god im not the only one who does that 

Aisy, snorts 

186914[/snapback]

 

 

it seems that not only pigs snort, lol

[Aislinn]

Hey!

I said that because that's what Tuma said first!!!

4 tit armor refers to Titanium, not anatomy

- ...*snorts with laughter*

geeeeeesh

[rasberrybeard]

Top Reasons to NOT Hit on Females in EL

1 They are usually a higher level than you

-(also see they raise my level quite nicely)

 

2 Their idea of fun differs dramatically from yours, even in EL

-I dont know I enjoy a nice toenail painting in my nighties surrounded by a groupd of giggling girls watching chick fliks.

 

3 Anatomy and biology books are not what you think

-Sure they are, but its all beastiality stuff.

 

4 tit armor refers to Titanium, not anatomy

-Though it accenuates nicely enough to make you think so.

 

5 They already have boyfriend's (often in the game)

-Avatar love isnt cheating baby!

 

6 Their bf's are usually at least level 40

- What Tuma said.

 

7 Their bf's are cuter than you, both in game and in real life

- I'm rich.

 

8 Their bf just might be a mod. It is unwise to play with fire

-Most of the girls kiss mod ass to become mods. SHUT UP YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

 

9 Chances are, they are smarter than you

-Does it hurt your neck to bend down and kiss their ass so much?

 

10 They might be a guy who likes playing girls

-Oh I play them allright I PLAY THEM ALL NIGHT LONG.

 

11 You have no chance of coming up with a pickup line they have not heard

-Exscuse me miss I need to ask u something... say its a bit cold here on this island we should go inside that house *she goes in*. ahh thats better, SAY! Isn't that a chocolate bar on inbetween the sheets there??!!

 

12 You are just going to embarass yourself in front of everyone

-I used to be called rasberrybeard, nuff said.

 

13 They are not playing EL because they are bored

-I was going to insert something sarcastic but; WE ALL PLAY EL CAUSE WERE BORED!

 

14 No, they do not want to see your (sword/axe/staff/...)

-You're right they want to see my Big Round HARD shield.

 

15 There are no love potions in EL

-Oh man I tottally misunderstood potion of feasting.

 

16 The leather is for protection, probably from l33t b0yz.

-I have something made of leather they can wear.

 

17 Girls that are 15 are not interested in 40 year old guys, no matter how much gold they have

- Good thing im not ancient like you guys then Ahh yess YOU'RE OLD!

 

18 They always carry a ring of disengagement, and a ring of damage

-And I have a ring on my wallet....

 

19 You can offer them wine, but they can't drink it

-Good thing too, cause if they ate as much food they do ig in real life they would be HUGE!

Edited August 10, 2005 by scarab2k

[Placid]

Hey! 

I said that because that's what Tuma said first!!! 

 

geeeeeesh 

186925[/snapback]

Awww, someone's all embarrassed and is just hiding the fact they SNORT!!!! AISY SNORTED!!!!

 

 

Another one:

 

Most birds in EL tend to snort when they laugh...

 

(just kidding Ais)

[Nyxl]

Awww, someone's all embarrassed and is just hiding the fact they SNORT!!!! AISY SNORTED!!!!

Another one:

 

Most birds in EL tend to snort when they laugh...

 

(just kidding Ais)

186940[/snapback]

I sense a great disturbance in the Dandyness...

 

This one has fallen on the Dark Side.

[Aislinn]

Another one:

 

Most birds in EL tend to snort when they laugh...

 

(just kidding Ais)

186940[/snapback]

I don't get it... What birds?