shasso Report post Posted November 14, 2004 (edited) News!! THE MAGIC SERP!: Yellow and hurts plenty. AEPOX GETS IRON PANTS!: So Tropicano can't touch him anymore. SHASSO ABUSING HIS SEDUCTION POWERS!: Ladies, beware! NOTHING ELSE!: B00ring w33k. --------------------------------------------------------------- In Focus: The ants are coming! Part two. Oh My God!! Nobody is taking me seriously, you people think this is a freakin joke?! Well, if nobody is going to do anything about it, then so be it, leave Eternal Lands to the ants, i'll see how you like being their slave, working in coal mine 24/7 for a loaf of bread per hour.. Just to let you know, this thing's roots are much deeper than i first thought. When I urged mr. Learner do do something about these monsters and stop them while there is still time, his responses were somehow.. suspicious.. I had to stop pming him cos i didnt want to get muted, but I started to follow him around to see what is he doing. After a few hours of doing ordinary stuff he suddenly headed for the Tirnwood valley and entered a house that is usually locked. I pressed the ear to the door and listened. For an hour, there was a lot of weird noises and heavy breathing going on then i heard him scream: Learner: OMG!.. It's alive!!! Learner: MUAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHA!!!11! Something headed for the door, i jumped in the bushes to hide... and this.. this thing walked out.. I am telling you, people, we wont even see it coming! The end is near.. ------------------------------------------------------------- Celebrity Interview: Some dude! Well i tried to interview chiamera, but it was way too scared of me, i could not get close, it ran away like crazy as soon as it saw me. I also tried to interview a few top players but they all made fun out of me.. But at the end i managed to get this exclusive interview with an EL legend! Sort of.. [PM to smootsmack: yo homie!] [PM from smootsmack: yeah?] [PM to smootsmack: u up for a short interview for the newspaper?] [PM from smootsmack: no idea what you're talking about] [PM to smootsmack: interview.. check the dictionary.. i ask u questions, u answer them] [PM to smootsmack: please talk fast, my deadline is coming soon =/ [PM from smootsmack: ok ask some questions] [PM to smootsmack: how old are you, how did you find this game, short answers] [PM from smootsmack: 15 , heard from a friend] [PM to smootsmack: is he a bigshot in the game, or a n00b like you?] [PM from smootsmack: in between] [PM to smootsmack: do you enjoy slaying hundrets of innocent rabbits?] [PM from smootsmack: yes] [PM to smootsmack: does it make you heart beat faster?] [PM from smootsmack: yes i get a real rush from it] [PM to smootsmack: do you yell: 'die rabbit, i pwn y00'! ?] [PM from smootsmack: sometimes] [PM to smootsmack: are you aware that there is a certain rabbit in game that will eat you for breakfast if you piss him off? or just go near him..for that matter] [PM from smootsmack: yes i am] [PM to smootsmack: whats your favourite icecream flavour?] [PM from smootsmack: vanilla] [PM to smootsmack: do u have a gf?] [PM from smootsmack: yes] [PM to smootsmack: have you ever been abducted by aliens?] [PM from smootsmack: no] [PM to smootsmack: would you like to?] [PM from smootsmack: no] [PM to smootsmack: did you die yet in this game and from what] [PM from smootsmack: yes a boar kiled me] [PM to smootsmack: ahahahaa] [PM to smootsmack: opps sorry ] [PM from smootsmack: heh] [PM to smootsmack: do you plan vengeance?] [PM to smootsmack: or however is that spelled] [PM from smootsmack: i have already planned to kill his family yes] [PM to smootsmack: omg, u go girl!] [PM from smootsmack: heh] [PM to smootsmack: do you know, there are EL t-shirts?] [PM from smootsmack: i did not know that] [PM to smootsmack: well they are.. and if you had one, would you wear it on a date with your gf?] [PM from smootsmack: no i wouldn't] [PM to smootsmack: what the heck does your name mean?] [PM from smootsmack: do you watch football?] [PM to smootsmack: go manchester!] [PM from smootsmack: sorry i meant american football] [PM to smootsmack: oh, that crap.. no] [PM from smootsmack: haha yeah] [PM to smootsmack: no] [PM to smootsmack: ok, i think is enought, ur kinda boring ] [PM from smootsmack: haha okj] [PM to smootsmack: well since i dont have anything else ill put this crap in the paper, ok?] [PM from smootsmack: heh ok] [PM to smootsmack: so you will be a celebrity, people will pm you and give you things and stuff] [PM from smootsmack: awesome] [PM to smootsmack: dont let it spook you out] [PM to smootsmack: cheers] [PM from smootsmack: later thanks] -------------------------------------------------------------- Exclusive pictures from p2p!!!!~1!!: New monster! -------------------------------------------------------------- Play of the week: Oops, i think that this week i own this section.. If you think otherwise, pm me. So.. me and a guildmate decided to go to KF and pwn this strong badass. We attacked him, but %$#$ me, i fogot to take my HE's and i died, my friend was suddenly alone agains this really strong mf and he got pwnd also. We decided to try again, we even got us the attack blessings and went bak in. We jumped him, but #$"# me, i messed up my sigils and died like a dog again. Lost two serps and a bunch of other stuff. I logged off and didnt come back for 2 days, but ppl still made fun out of me... --------------------------------------------------------------- Teh Paparazzi: OMG, who is the mysterious stranger, gently caressing Lyannas south end? And why doesn't Aki mind his own bussiness?! True love.. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Continues in second post... Edited November 14, 2004 by shasso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shasso Report post Posted November 14, 2004 How to: Get new players for EL Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Result: Long live EL! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Till next week, yours pimpfuly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lyanna Report post Posted November 14, 2004 *slaps the Mysterious Stranger* (Ewww... I feel all icky now.. ) Haha.. that Fluffy Entropy picture is simply the best! :lol: -Lyn- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platyna Report post Posted November 14, 2004 Learner as Dr. Frankenstein is also kinda amusing. Learnie, few words to camera? :-] Regards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soldus Report post Posted November 15, 2004 heeheehee Aisy we're famous !!! @shasso: just wait til i find your camera unattended... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted November 15, 2004 That is awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted November 15, 2004 Fluffy Entropy :lol: :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuhan1 Report post Posted November 15, 2004 I cracked up for a minute and a half at that fluffy robot monster pic lol,scary thing is,i thought something like that up in my mind yo put in the game,but its somewhat a mixed of that fighting machine they dudes used in Matrix Revolutions and a Dinosour like creature :? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted November 15, 2004 LOL so funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigger Report post Posted November 15, 2004 This is great.... what a great start for a day..lol... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuhan1 Report post Posted November 15, 2004 (edited) *wounders if its real or if it isn't* i mean what the hell is something of that technology doing in like the 1500s i mean we don't even have the kinda stuff yet lol Edited November 15, 2004 by Buuhan1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aepox Report post Posted November 15, 2004 Shasso pwns all! ^^ *cept me, i got shiny pants!! wait they just broke i bet tankel will take em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aepox Report post Posted November 15, 2004 Frick he wsted em >.< I hate that retard... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirdan Report post Posted November 15, 2004 hmm *looks at picture with fluffy entropy* since when did they add snakes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuhan1 Report post Posted November 15, 2004 Thats the coal mine in Desert Pines,i go there like nuts and i always see snakes but i would have remembered if i seen that*remembers its p2p that image was from*well hes not in the free one thats for sure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roja Report post Posted November 16, 2004 How to: Get new players for EL Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Result: Long live EL! LMAO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted November 16, 2004 Wow! Shasso you have outdone yourself - again [PM to smootsmack: do you yell: 'die rabbit, i pwn y00'! ?][PM from smootsmack: sometimes] lololol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazor Report post Posted November 16, 2004 I cracked up for a minute and a half at that fluffy robot monster pic lol,scary thing is,i thought something like that up in my mind yo put in the game,but its somewhat a mixed of that fighting machine they dudes used in Matrix Revolutions and a Dinosour like creature :? I believe it's from the original Unreal Tournament. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leeloo Report post Posted November 16, 2004 I cracked up for a minute and a half at that fluffy robot monster pic lol,scary thing is,i thought something like that up in my mind yo put in the game,but its somewhat a mixed of that fighting machine they dudes used in Matrix Revolutions and a Dinosour like creature :? I believe it's from the original Unreal Tournament. The rocket launcher does look UT-ish, but the guy doesn't look like something from the original. An expansion pack maybe, or 2003. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shasso Report post Posted November 16, 2004 (edited) expansion pack =) the newest ut sux =/ Edited November 16, 2004 by shasso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Josra Report post Posted November 17, 2004 hey shasso ill help u wid teh paper if u want Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuhan1 Report post Posted November 17, 2004 I knew i saw that thing somewhere*watches Arena on sometimes*yea i would help too if you need it im not that great at map editor but im pretty good at gfx(don't judge my gfx on my avatar i just through that togeather for here) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shasso Report post Posted November 17, 2004 gfx? o,0 i only use paintbrush =o) and its just a joke, nothing serious and if i need help i ask ppl anyway =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lyanna Report post Posted November 17, 2004 If you want to help with a paper, talk to Adyna about the EL Times. -Lyn- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
