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A Poem about guild DIE!

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i was eithier bored, high or drunk, too lazy to figure out which one

 

but heres a poem about die and there members

 

and it starts

 

Joinin guild die! has be good and fun.

but not on pk maps where i had to run

 

my guild master wexy, hes nice and cool

but his legless A** is just a dumb old fool.

dont get me wrong i love the guy,

most of them time i wish he just die.

he tell me, hey bluetoon you need to chill, or ill kill u all around

so i tell him , you got no legs so u need to calm down.

 

 

Now misunderstood hes cool to me

but he loves to sleep wiht men for there...money..

hes confused and crazy and i don't know why

hes another member i need to DIE!

 

 

Now Grear is crazy and has no heart

...

i don't knwo what rythms with heart

but that one gothic chick i love to make out with...

ANYWAY

 

Now ulu....

we already know..

ENGLESH aint his number 1 language..

moving on..

 

 

..

Now to end this poem i will like to say

All die members are happy and gay

BUT I LOVE U :hug: mwahzz TAlk to yall on #gm

 

 

*****PT 2****

Skodarap is a noob who drinks from the sea..

hes married to sushi and loves to drink tea..

he has no eyes, arms or a brain

omg aint this die member just so lame?

yes , im gonna say it, i aint gonna lie

But mr skodarap just has to DIE!

 

fluj is short and ugly too me

he lives wiht a monkey inside of a tree

he spells color, with a G and a D

personally i don't think he know how to read

once again, hes reading is gonna make me cry

another member who just as to die

 

Sins loves me i know she doo

what she did to me i can't say outloud dude..

she made me sick

and i don't know why

she a female in my guild that also has to die

 

Dushan love to cry

he just got to die!

he loves to read

and has big feet

Dushan went to the kitchen

he found some stuff

then started to swearing

like he was so tough

Get antiscoial its a good perk buddy

its 10 free pickpoints are u a dummy?

Edited by Kommosta

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*Thinks*

 

...

 

*Still thinking*

 

...

 

*Yup, still thinking*

 

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Nope, I got no idea what to say.. But my guess is you were drunk :hug:

 

And as a poem I don't find is very succesfull but maybe thats just me.

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Apart from the homosexual and prostitution references that I am shocked the mods let slide you mean?

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pretty shit tbh, 7 yr olds write better :S

 

^^ owned

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after reading that... and laughin...

~ So Hard it Hurt~

 

at the poor.. skil... ok.. poor EVERYTHING..

 

i have only 1 reply

 

 

my beloved kasane, i am concerned

that your 1st mistake is that u didn't learn

i've switched this over, so now its my turn

its not only an insult, but a BURN BURN BURN

 

your guild is sad, and only god knows

you hafta pay guildies, like hookers n ho's

to join with u, i'd rather be blind

see us running ahead, while you're left behind?

 

your Ig's are annoying to all end

bothering other guilds, cuz u have no friends

when u stand up tall, ur 1 foot high

i'd punt u like a football, just to watch u fly

 

ur english is so bad it hurts

i smacked yer mother at yer birth

i'd wash your mouth out with dial soap

if it wasn't already full of sh!t and dope

 

lemme break this down a bit...

 

i'd like to see u have a go

my words n wit are r #1 u know

contemplate before u reverberate

cuz i'll dominate

while u compensate!

 

 

Now.. after u read this...you will know why

sorry if i made u cry

lmao, k i just lied

Peace out Homie, this message is from DiE! :D

Edited by helga

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