Dent Report post Posted August 14, 2005 #Help request from xxxxxxxx: how do I stop my birth certificate expiring This is one of my favourites so far. I just about spit my whiskey all over my laptop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted August 16, 2005 No, real men get banned. Although I've been denoobed twice, once when I was already denoobed, so I'm on my way. #GM from SirDan: it would suck to get hard in a thong #GM from SirDan: well #GM from g0dshot: I'd laff at whoever did. #GM from SirDan: if you were surronded by... #GM from Ragnarok: If I got hard in a thong, I'd be showing it off. #GM from Anastasia: Heh #GM from Anastasia: If I got hard in a thong,... #GM from Anastasia: Wait... Good times... good times... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Mind Report post Posted August 17, 2005 I had forgotten to tell gryflet that we don't accept beggers. [PM from Gryflet: Why aint I allowed to join RICH?I like it Very Happy][PM to Gryflet: posts about you in outlaws] [PM from Gryflet: Oh yeah but thats the past as I say now I'm a changed man...Please I'm begging you please gimme one chance pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee.......Your breaking m] [PM from Gryflet: My heart...Sad] gryflet was added to your ignore list! batmann: omg i juss noticed slash was a girl freddycarrot825 got pissed off at Mothernature. As such she lost all her health and died and never got out of the underworld. #GM from seanodonnell: i am going to hide under my blankie :0 #GM from schlafmuetze: i never said i was a girl but he won't stop flirting with me omg dufo6: now there are 2 beatufil women here mrmind is gonnad die Pile is a guy... Pile: first guy here to kiss me gets free conj capeMrMind178: jhun volunteered organiz: mua jhunLEMON: hell no Pile: no good say *kisses pile* Pile: first guy to kiss me get free cape dufo6 kisses pile (*) MrMind178 summoned a Fluffy RabbitMrMind178: yay! MrMind178: kendai I bought you a pet at the store Kendai: Eeep... it's looking at me o.O Minion: I can't come in here, I might be made sport of.MrMind178 plays minion NocLaf blows in minion's ear Phenic licks mrmindMrMind178: you don't want me licking you back Phenic: pfft I don't care anymore There's a few somewhat funny ones. And of course my signature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benvolio Report post Posted August 17, 2005 freddycarrot825 got pissed off at Mothernature. As such she lost all her health and died and never got out of the underworld. i remember this too, its in my chat log also, haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagpieLee Report post Posted August 18, 2005 This happened just now. -------- Drewcool: ploop Drewcool: wait ploop has discovered the one ring to rule them all. Drewcool: where did u find the ring -------- Credit to all the newbies out there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyWolf Report post Posted August 18, 2005 (edited) Guild chat 0.o #GM from Xentro: *smacks the y key for going down by itself....* #GM from Grum: if you didn't smack it so much, it wouldn't go down by itself #GM from Xentro: ...What if I smack it less often, but harder? #GM from Ember: >.> #GM from Ember: there are girls here #GM from Xentro: Yes... #GM from Xentro: I'm talking about a y key. What does a key on the keyboard have to do with girls? #GM from Ember: stop talking about wacking your thingie #GM from Tsunami96306: lol #GM from Xentro: No... The y key on the keyboard! #GM from Mrs_Ice: lol #GM from Grum: y key, g string, what's the difference? #GM from Ember: what ever you are calling it just keep it to yourself Me thinks poor Antiroot meant this one for #mod chat not #gm #GM from the_antiroot: ok. in englisg. here. drunk. not moderating. #GM from the_antiroot: oops #GM from xxxxxx: 0.o? Grum Quotes #GM from Grum: well, it did, but a falling sperm whale ate it 0.o #GM from Grum: delete forum cookies? delete internet exploder? hmmmm.... #GM from Ember: going to murder the goats #GM from Grum: hmm... shish kebab errrrm... #GM from Grum: oh, so i can't kill him with my ebul... whatever.. pickaxe? Edited August 18, 2005 by LadyWolf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted August 18, 2005 (edited) #GM from the_antiroot: ok. in englisg. here. drunk. not moderating. Well, to be fair, he *did manage to get that out on #mod after a while EDIT: obligatory quote: [PM to LabRat: it's evolutionary code: try something random, and weed out what doesn't work ][PM from LabRat: man he will be coding with DNA if he gets much more evolutionary..] Edited August 18, 2005 by Grum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasberrybeard Report post Posted August 18, 2005 #GM from the_antiroot: when somone can be arsed â„¢ That was in response to a question I asked about my name on the segv login list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted August 18, 2005 #GM from Ember: going to murder the goats#GM from Grum: hmm... shish kebab Meh... Emby said she'd kill me before... although she did kinda follow through... but anyway... when did this happen? (Ugh...Tums, can you post your version of Weezer's Beverly Hills? EL isn't writing to the chatlog...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyWolf Report post Posted August 18, 2005 goats...it happened tonight..before you came on..i was afk at the time..but when i went looking for that quots of anti's i saw that one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted August 19, 2005 Meh. Anyway, this is from today... All within 7 hours: Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 18 health You stopped harvesting. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 15 health You stopped harvesting. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 13 health You stopped harvesting. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 18 health You stopped harvesting. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 11 health You stopped harvesting. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 20 health You stopped harvesting. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 16 health You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo mumbles something about mother nature and explosives... Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 20 health You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo kills mother nature to death. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 11 health You stopped harvesting. stalker1975: omg stalker1975: you weren't kidding about mn goatsgomoo: ... goatsgomoo: Nope. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 14 health You stopped harvesting. [insert a few seconds here] Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 20 health You stopped harvesting. stalker1975: wow goatsgomoo: Heh... MN's been pissed off at me all day. goatsgomoo: Haven't gotten any blessings, bags of gold, cave walls, bees, or broken pickaxes. A cavern wall collapsed on goatsgomoo, and s/he was hit for 20 points. If there is no cavern wall nearby, can you imagine how unlucky s/he was?! You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo: ... goatsgomoo: Well then. goatsgomoo found a bag of gold, getting 16 gold coins You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo: Ugh...I want a new chair, but I can't really afford it... goatsgomoo: Woot!!! You started to harvest Titanium Ore. goatsgomoo: 16gc! I'm rich!! goatsgomoo: If only EL money transferred to rl... Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 14 health You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo kills mother nature to death again. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 19 health You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo: augh!!! You recovered 5 material points You recovered 5 material points You recovered 5 material points You started to harvest Titanium Ore. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 10 health You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo: I need to post a chatlog of all the random events I've go- omfp. goatsgomoo stabs MN with lots of bullets. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 20 health You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo: Look at that! goatsgomoo: I think Learner's just doing #mn goatsgomoo or something... Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 20 health You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo: ... bkc56: Bang (again) goatsgomoo: Alright... goatsgomoo: Next time I see the Mother_Nature character wandering around, I'm gonna kill her SO badly... goatsgomoo just hit a teleport nexus, so s/he departed us. Umm... you can't teleport, there's no nearby open location You stopped harvesting. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 20 health You stopped harvesting. goatsgomoo: ... goatsgomoo: She's kind of getting annoying now. Mother Nature got pissed off at goatsgomoo. As such, s/he lost 13 health You stopped harvesting. bkc56: Oh wonderful Mother, look down with kindness upon thy two servants working in your mine, and bless us with thy blessings... goatsgomoo just hit a teleport nexus, so s/he departed us. You stopped harvesting. You started to harvest Titanium Ore. goatsgomoo: Thanks for the blessing. -.- bkc56: And cast us not away to the farthest reaches of thy mine, bkc56: nor drop tmy walls upon us. bkc56: Amen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alderan Report post Posted August 19, 2005 (edited) Well, this isnt really from my chat log, but Roja said it on the forum. uhh..well, robot monsters were attacking me and Bill Cosby was my dad... 170624[/snapback] Edited August 19, 2005 by Alderan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted August 19, 2005 Real men are denoobed. 187573[/snapback] Reald men are banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soldus Report post Posted August 19, 2005 Reald men are banned. 189151[/snapback] That's why you didn't get banned, only your character locked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyWolf Report post Posted August 19, 2005 ouchie soldus lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted August 20, 2005 lol ggm it looks like u have the same luck as i do when i'm harvesting, sometimes i'm wondering how i get anything at all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeone3000 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 (edited) Demon_Queen: *has her way with sora*sora_barzahd: wtf Demon_Queen: *has her way again* sora_barzahd wont let demon "have....wateva it is way with sora" Demon_Queen: *makes out with sora against his wil lcase he knows he wants her* Kamoricks: Sora. At this moment. Tell me EXACTLY where your right hand is. Demon_Queen: *wishes she could drink with her toes like him* gimlio: :0 sora_barzahd: my right hand is typing Tumaros: wrong Demon_Queen: *has her way with him again* Kamoricks: ...Tums. Give me the right answer. Tumaros: *knows where it is! knows where it is!* Tumaros: o_O you are pathetic, sora Tumaros: pa Tumaros: theh Tumaros: teek Tumaros slaps himself "shouldnt do that you shouldnt" Tumaros: kam...are you seriously trying to shut me down >< sora_barzahd: is it rape the virgin day? Edited August 23, 2005 by freeone3000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted August 23, 2005 (edited) that newb was scary freeone Edited August 24, 2005 by sora_barzahd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted August 24, 2005 "Sora. At this moment. Tell me EXACTLY where your right hand is." Now I know why you're in Twin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted August 24, 2005 (edited) Ii was in twin and it wasnt that great. the guild gnome dosnt twitch as much and the leaders wrath is of 1000 teddy bears Edited August 24, 2005 by sora_barzahd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gadai Report post Posted September 13, 2005 (edited) My absolutely favourite so far : #GM from rudyzhou2: ouch smeg... #GM from NocLaf: died? #GM from rudyzhou2: i fell over my chair while swinging on it #GM from rudyzhou2: i alrdy broke 3 chair because of swinging on them #GM from rudyzhou2: and fell of 3 times alrdy #GM from rudyzhou2: off* #GM from NocLaf: I think there is a lesson to be learnt here... #GM from rudyzhou2: these chairs suks not stable #GM from rudyzhou2: next time i am buying a good one #GM from NocLaf: no, don't wing on chairs #GM from NocLaf: *swing #GM from rudyzhou2: it's good #GM from rudyzhou2: i liketo swing #GM from NocLaf: not for the chairs it isn't had to stop playing for about 10 minutes after that Edited September 13, 2005 by gadai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ttlanhil Report post Posted November 25, 2005 [23:54:55] ttlanhil was blessed by the Queen of Nature with 232 worth of harvesting exp. [23:54:55] You stopped harvesting. [23:55:04] ttlanhil: whoo! [23:55:08] Master_Maxim: grats [23:55:21] ttlanhil: much nicer than a beesting 8^) [23:55:29] Master_Maxim: yeah [23:55:33] Master_Maxim: or cavernfall -_- [23:55:43] A cavern wall collapsed on Master_Maxim, and s/he was hit for 35 points. If there is no cavern wall nearby, can you imagine how unlucky s/he was?! [23:55:48] Master_Maxim: gack! [23:55:54] ttlanhil: you said the bad word! *backs away* [23:56:06] ttlanhil just hit a teleport nexus, so s/he departed us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murlock Report post Posted November 25, 2005 lol - How did you get times next to your chatlog entries? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
