Tanyia Report post Posted June 30, 2005 (edited) Bill of Sale Tanyia the Pink Elf Hereby announces the sale of MoonShadow the Infamously Short Barrelized Gnome to Grum the Brown Fruit-loving Bot on 29 July, 9:29 PM at the Beam Fireplace This sale was made in one local message with Grum's generous offer of 245 fresh Fred-ly fruits. Upon discovering that, due to the ridiculous amount of n00b equipment she was carrying, that Tanyia could only carry 145 fruit, Grum was offered a discount of 100 fruit, which he hehe-inly accepted. A picture of the sale is included as Document A in case Tanyia whips out some Orchan lawyers and decides to sue Grum for 100 fruit. However, considering that she took the time while bored at work to write this Bill of Sale, that is highly unlikely. Note the 145 fruit in Tanyia's inventory and her 0 free EMU. Also note sora_barzahd's mental stabbing of Tanyia via Personal Messages. Document B is the local conversation of the sale of MoonShadow. Grum puts hazor in a barrel Tanyia: Whee! YES! Tanyia: Did you see they put me in a bawwel? :-( Grum: no? why? Grum: are you edible? Tanyia: Apparently. Tanyia: I think I made a gnome joke, and Moon bawwlized me. Tanyia: lol... Grum: lol. that sounds like moonie Tanyia: must sell him >_> Grum: who? moonie? Tanyia: Yes! He is my only unsold gnome. Grum: i'll buy him. 245 fruit enough? Tanyia: YES! Tanyia: Whee Tanyia: All sold! Tanyia: Mmm fruit. Grum wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. Tanyia: lol Tanyia: I can't carry theM! Tanyia: 145 will do. Grum: hehe Grum: there then Tanyia: are these fresh Fred fruit? Tanyia: whee ty. Grum: yup Tanyia: I shall send Moon a receipt so that he knows he has been sold. Grum: okies. sora_barzahd poke teh tanyia win a prize! Grum pokes tanyia Tanyia: What will you do with your Moonshine in a barrel? Tanyia: I mean...Moonshadow in a keg. sora_barzahd: grum wins a cookie Grum: yay! Tanyia: I mean...Moonshadow in a bawwel... Grum: my lucky night Grum: one gnome in a bawwel, and a cookie Document C is included because it shows that Moonie can wield a chunk of tree fashioned into a battle hammer which is twice the size of his head. Thus Grum got a really great deal. Tanyia wishes to note that although she has hereby sold all her gnomes-in-barrels, she will gladly resell any gnomes she has sold in the past, especially for more Fredly fruit. She is contemplating becoming gnomish so that she can sell herself, since her barrelification has already been carried out by the above sold gnome. Note: Tanyia hereby removes herself from all liability due to gnomes biting once outside their barrels. Signed, Tanyia [Note: If the pictures don't work, I'll fix them when I get home today ] Edited July 2, 2005 by Tanyia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted June 30, 2005 If you take away Placid, I'm suing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sistema Report post Posted June 30, 2005 hehehe, I was there, I'm a witness ^-^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoonShadow Report post Posted June 30, 2005 Lmao. :-) Eek! You sold me to Gwum for 245... err .. 145 fruits. That's way too cheap. :-( I need to get my new owner to sell me again. *evil grin* Any you Tanyia .. will be sold to Shivar. Hahah! :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted June 30, 2005 Eh, what? Sell Moonie again? No way, I need to take over the worl... eh EL first. Good, now how does one take over the world with a gnome in a bawwel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted June 30, 2005 (edited) ... Doesn't it sorta speak for itself, grum? Think of the Ease-of-Domination! Oh, and if this ever turns into a major-scale event...if anyone's looking for a lawyer... (mostly grum, Frukas is too scary for me ) Edited June 30, 2005 by Tumaros Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted June 30, 2005 If you take away Placid, I'm suing. 175560[/snapback] Psst...JaneMuffin bought him too! :lol: Any you Tanyia ..will be sold to Shivar! Hahah! :-) Sold to Shivar?! Noooooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted June 30, 2005 I recall a phrase: "Random Gnomes" is that what we are talking about here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted July 2, 2005 I fixed the pictures... Derin, gnomes only want to make you think that they are random! They are very methodical in their ways of biting and trying to escape from their barrels! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoonShadow Report post Posted July 2, 2005 The Picture. *has a bad dream* The hat. The hat. It is still on his head. Phew. ... Ack. Where is the hat? Wytter? Loth? Tanyia? Aaa oh no ... It's coming back to me ... what did you do Tanyia. Where is the hat? *wakes up* Grum .. I'm mentally instable - are you sure that you don't want to sell me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted July 3, 2005 Grum .. I'm mentally instable - are you sure that you don't want to sell me? 176290[/snapback] Nice try I think Grum's keeping you for good, lil dreaming one. And...your hammer ate the hat. Mmm...Now it has a nice fur handle. Mmm! Oh wait...that broke too! Then...your shiny helm has a nice fur lining to keep your tiny little head warm! Or maybe you made a nice warm fuzzy ski mask so you now look like this: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted July 3, 2005 Placid likes me better. Don't you Placid? :loads the pistol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted July 4, 2005 MoonShadow bought me today for 135 fruits (I had 10 in my inv and couldn't carry more!)! Whee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted March 11, 2006 I bumped this up just to say this: Gooood times.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torg Report post Posted March 11, 2006 LOL... thanks for the bump. I think this is rather appropriate given recent events... Any you Tanyia .. will be sold to Shivar. Hahah! :-) Hehehe, nice one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyWolf Report post Posted March 14, 2006 omg, I remember that night (still have the scar on my leg where my knife slipped too!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted March 14, 2006 (edited) Tanyia's brain still has the mark where I poked her. All ph34r my poking...Now on to the next victom Edited March 14, 2006 by sora_barzahd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted March 14, 2006 (edited) Lol...I forgot about this Thanks for the bump, this made me laugh ^_^ And Torg, it does seem ironic, doesn't it? Edited March 14, 2006 by Tanyia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
