gilthanas Report post Posted May 23, 2005 A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says... (Are you ready for this?) (Are you sure?) (This is bad!) (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!) (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....) (You can still delete it) (You know you're gonna be sorry) (Last chance) (OK, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted May 23, 2005 LMFAO!!!!! Damn hilarious, and im blonde (Male though...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alderan Report post Posted May 23, 2005 ROFL! :lol: best blonde joke i ever heard... er, read Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted May 23, 2005 I don't think this is a Blonde joke, what she did worked! Now if she had sprayed it and had been upset that it didn't work and kept trying, that would have been different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted May 23, 2005 (edited) LOL!!! Being VERY blonde IRL (mentally and physically ) I've heard that one, but I forgot the punch line (shocking, eh?) AWESOME JOKE!!! Blondes have more fun in their ditziness, I assure you Learner, ty for backing us blondies up! (hehe) Edited May 23, 2005 by Tanyia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted May 24, 2005 "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave." 164035[/snapback] *groan* I think that was a sheepish joke... definitely baa-aa-aad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glass Report post Posted May 24, 2005 It was defiantely corny but still fun to read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gestion Report post Posted May 24, 2005 LMAO this is to funny, if i would tell this one to my ralitive i bet she wouldn't understand it, she is toooooooooo blond. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
