RipTide

Ace Jackson here talking to the world's oldest monster caretaker. "Mr. Wiggins is it true you left the yeti cage door open?" "All I know is total panda-moni-um broke out." "Is it true that the yeti began opening the other cage doors?" <Checks his depends.> "I um.... what time is it?" "Sir I am trying to get an accounting of how this terrible invasion broke out." "I got to get home to see Matlock."

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I've been at both break quests for 10+ years. 2+ years on the dragon blade alone. People rage quit over less.

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Thank you Van, I had a great time in the DP 100 cap with my alt. He did surprisingly well in just augies and a steel sword. I guess I'll need to get him some good armor now.

Then why come back at all? Coming here to bash is just a waste of your energy and time and ours tbh. I have had my run ins with radu and got over it. To hate someone is just a waste. Your hate only effects you, not them. It means nothing to the other person. You left for your reasons, shake the dust off your shoes and never look back. I wish you peace and happiness in your life. Forget the bad and focus on the good.

Ace Jackson reporting. The first salvos in the HWfI(Hurquin War for Independence ) were fired yesterday. Monarch (non gender sovereign) Tru-DOH tried to subdue the rebellion by sending in a crack team of gender neutral, environmentally and emotionally sensitive non-indigenous invasion force to Hurquin. This force was thoroughly defeated, not once, but twice. Even after several cross dressing Leaders were sent to direct the attack. Meanwhile on Idaloran the HDF invasion monsters had laid waste to the city. Monsters roamed freely through the city and across the surrounding countryside. City defenders with their blunt nonlethal weapons were no match for the Hurquinian monsters. While Tru-DOH was having a soul cleansing cry, his spouse took command and she called the United Nations to send in peace keeping troops. This war is far from over. I will continue to update as it unfolds. Ace Jackson, out!

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Here's what it looks like. I can turn glow on or off with a click. This is 1.95p2 it also has an item list filter so that when mixing you can type without changing the recipe you were working with.

I am not against this idea. I don't know if he would go for it.

We really need the old neno back. We have a serious lack of bad day remove stones and special day stones. People can kill badaran for them but that takes a lot more work than neno did. If you want to add those stones to another creature like an Ivan type creature, that would work. I'd buff up the stats and have him spawn in the Burn's c2 invasion map rooms. With the 2 different invasion maps, he could be on any c2 surface map or c2 caves. He'd be much harder to spawn sit. Please consider it, thanks.

A Special Report, Ace Jackson reporting: It seems the dastardly Moderator RipTide suckered one of his fellow mods into an "Easy" 130 cap invasion. Thyralax was minding his own business when he was approached by Rip. "How about I make a 130 cap invasion for you? I'll keep it real easy." "Sure, just take care of me. I'm not as strong as I used to be." The unsuspecting Thyralax and Moon Dust entered Trassian city, only to be met with a wave of Cyclops. The attack was tempered by the might of Thyra and Moon Dust. They knew they could withstand this. Next came a wave of fluffy rabbits and feros. That too was turned aside. Then came wave after wave of chimeran wolves, yeti and frost trolls. Poor Thyralax was overcome by them. Undaunted, he returned. His dragon blade failed him. The red dragon helm of Moon Dust, bit the dust. One by one the bricks poofed. As I interviewed our saintly Thyralax in the underworld after the invasion he gave me the grim toll. 4 bricks 1 rdholm & 1 dragon sword later and its cleared, Ohhhh and 1 damaged ice plate. The pride of a job well done beamed across his face. After the carnage was over I interviewed RipTide. "Moderator Riptide, how could you do that to your fellow moderator?" "I didn't do anything wrong. I was asked to make an invasion." "Did you or did you not say you'd make an easy invasion?" "It wasn't me man, I was... umm making cookies." "You BC'd the invasion, you spawned the monsters, and this was your invasion." "WHO YOU GOING TO BELIEVE MAN? ME OR YOUR LYING EYES?" The interview ended at this point. Ace Jackson, out.

Ace Jackson with a: Deep investigative report. Rumor has it that yesterday's invasion was left in a conundrum. The 150 cap boss monsters were somehow miss-capped. The MAD Wizard went off to his beauty slumber leaving no way to re-cap the monsters. Sometime after that, these capped bosses were slaughtered. I cannot say by whom.

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Thank you my editor was on coffee break