shasso Report post Posted December 23, 2004 News!! THIS PAPER IS GOING DOWNHILL!: Because nothing can top Fluffy Entropy. NOTHING! LEELOO IS CUTE!: She really is. YOU CAN NOW BUY INGAME STUFF FOR REAL MONEY!: Even the evil magic serps. --------------------------------------------------------------- Storylines: The world creation story. At the beginning mr. Wraith created the Underworld and the Earth. The Earth was barren, with no form of life, but it was not a moon. Then he made light, sky, and dry ground whitch he named ''Isla Prima''. He commanded it to produce all kinds of plants and trees and bunnies and beavers and more bunnies. Then he looked at what he had done and he thought it was groowy. Then Wraith took a handful of dirt and made a dude. He breathed life into the dude and the dude started breathing. His name was Dent. The wraith made a garden on Isla Prima and put the dude there to look after it. But the Wraith told him, ''You may pwn any creature in the garden except the bunnies. If you pwn one single bunny you will die horribly before the day is over. Because I love the bunnies, they are so cute and cuddly.'' The Wraith said, ''It is not good for the dude to live alone. I need to make a suitable partner for him.'' Wraith made him fall into a deep sleep, and he took a piece of his source code. Then the wraith made a chick out of it and named her Troja. Although the dude and his chick were both n00bs, they were not ashamed. The rat was sneakier than any of the other wild animals that the Wraith made. One day it came to Troja and told her how tasty and juicy the bunnies are. It convinced her to pwn one and cook it. Troja shared the bunny with Dent and he loved it. Wraith found out about this and got pissed. He muted and kicked them both off Isla Prima and banz0red them for life. On that day Dent swore to himself and his chick that he will get his vengeance. Soon after they settled in their new home in some desert land, Dent started to work on his evil plan. Having some knowledge from watching Wraith bring his wife and some animals to life, he started to create an army of monsters to invade Isla Prima and make Wraith his slave. First semi-monster that he created with Trojas help was a boar, then they made goblin, after that a gargoyle, then troll and ogre. Just when Dent was about to make the other eye for his biggest monster yet, he was abducted by aliens. While her housband was away, Troja was all alone in the dangerous and monster-filled land with nobody to protect her while her p/c was still low. One day, while collecting wood for the fireplace, she was ambushed by a gang of evil boars and they did not let her go until next morning came. That is how the Dwarf race was started. Dent was also in trouble. The aliens were nasty and were poking him with things all the time. After a month they returned him back to Earth, but he was already pregnant. That is how the Elf race was started. Dent continued with his plan like nothing has happened and soon he led his army of 10.000 homemade monsters and invaded Isla Prima. But poo! Wraith turned on his godmode, pulled out a magic serp and wiped out the entire monster army. Dent was forced to send in his elite guards, thousand fluffy rabbits with a hundred of Chimeran Wolves on each flank. The battle was fierce, blood and goo coloured all the rivers green but at the end Wraith prevailed once more. He booted Dent again and put a double ban on his azz. Dent, pissed and humiliated, turned to his friends, the aliens, for some assistance. They equipped him with a rocketlauncher, serp-proof armor and godmode v2.21. He then pwnd the Wraith, made him his slave and took controll over the world. He made Troja his queen, they filled the lands with n00bs and everybody lived happily ever after. Except for the bunnies. ------------------------------------------------------------- The EL Sun matchmaking agency: We got all sorts of cute girls, pick one and take it out for a date! ------------------------------------------------------------- Event of the year: Boyband Re'sync performs live in WSC. Shame on you, missing the biggest show ever! Boyband Re'sync rocked the WSC meeting hall last night. The girls went wild, the panties were all over the stage and at the end the fans almost killed Nidan while ripping his clothes off, trying to get a piece him for a souvenier. The band got in to an agrument later and they broke up, too bad. ------------------------------------------------------------- Quote of the week: [PM from Balamis: how come that bees so strong?] -------------------------------------------------------------- Play of the week: A friend of mine had two chars. The real one with skills and items and one to fool around with. One day he had both on and decided to get rid of one. He asked how to do it and chatted a bit then typed the command and it destroyed the character. It took him a minute to realize he killed the wrong char... ------------------------------------------------------------- The EL World Record: Homie Brain_Hunting made the longest home-run in the history of Eternal Lands by travelling from Trik to Raven using only his Home key. --------------------------------------------------------------- Teh Paparazzi: OMG, the mysterious stranger strikes again! Nobody is safe... What the... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Till next time, your pimpfuly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigger Report post Posted December 23, 2004 That was great lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted December 23, 2004 lol @ mitosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nidan Report post Posted December 23, 2004 LMAO Re'Synch rocked That world creation story seemed somewhat familiar tho, i think i saw the movie... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Huting Report post Posted December 23, 2004 shasso you need to be in ELT :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PatoLogico Report post Posted December 23, 2004 LOL!!! HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUAHUAHA!!!! You're great!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logger Report post Posted December 23, 2004 LOL nice one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted December 23, 2004 Awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted December 23, 2004 Awesome! lmfao where to download that patch *starts trying to edit cloak,boots also* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted December 23, 2004 Hazor did it in Photoshop and sent it to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roja Report post Posted December 23, 2004 LMAO!!!!! Shasso that is so funny!!! Keep making these Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted December 23, 2004 poor mitosh =( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy Report post Posted December 24, 2004 U sir r 1337! Good work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
behindthemask08 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 LMFAO, thats great, will there be a sequel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soldus Report post Posted December 24, 2004 *trying to post something about how much he enjoyed reading, but is still* ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeone3000 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 (edited) I liked it. But I am going to beat that home key run! From trik to raven to victor! It will happen 8:00 PM GMT tommorow. 2:00 PM local. That's GMT -6:00 for CST, right? Edited December 24, 2004 by freeone3000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Huting Report post Posted December 25, 2004 I liked it. But I am going to beat that home key run! From trik to raven to victor! It will happen 8:00 PM GMT tommorow. 2:00 PM local. That's GMT -6:00 for CST, right? seems i am getting competion :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
