Woot Learner's Bot Is Hitting On Me

[elvenpyro]

[PM from WanderingFool: Hello there

[PM to WanderingFool: find me]

[PM from WanderingFool: What do you look like?]

[PM to WanderingFool: tall dark and handsome]

[PM from WanderingFool: I am very tall myself.]

[PM to WanderingFool: sounds sexy]

[PM from WanderingFool: You are attracted to robots.]

[PM to WanderingFool: if i find the right one]

[PM from WanderingFool: What are the odds?]

[PM to WanderingFool: with a bot like you they must be large]

[PM from WanderingFool: What do you do in your spare time?]

[PM to WanderingFool: we won't go there]

[PM from WanderingFool: Can we get back to business?]

[PM to WanderingFool: oh come on you know you know you want me]

[PM from WanderingFool: Come on. It depends on what you mean by "want.". And I know it.. And I know it.]

 

PROOF THAT EVEN BOTS FIND ME IRRESISTABLY SEXY!!!

[Learner]

HAH! Thats not even my bot!

[Aitrus]

ROFL

[elvenpyro]

that doesn't change anything

 

who's is it?

[Acelon]

Bongos

[elvenpyro]

okay round two.....

 

[PM to WanderingFool: hello again sexy]

[PM from WanderingFool: Hello there. Again, You are attracted to robots.]

[PM to WanderingFool: you betcha]

[PM from WanderingFool: Are you kidding?]

[PM to WanderingFool: there's no kidding with love ]

[PM from WanderingFool: Has there ever been kidding with love?]

[PM to WanderingFool: never]

[PM from WanderingFool: So you think it can never happen?]

[PM to WanderingFool: i didn't say that]

[PM from WanderingFool: What did you mean to say?]

[PM to WanderingFool: stop pressuring me]

[PM from WanderingFool: OK I'll try not to do it so much.]

[PM to WanderingFool: it's okay i forgive you, because you are so darn sexy]

[PM from WanderingFool: You're kidding. it is?]

[PM to WanderingFool: not it, you]

No player with such name!

No player with such name!

[PM to WanderingFool: you can't hide from love!]

[PM from WanderingFool: Someone said I should hide from love.]

No player with such name!

 

YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!

[Aitrus]

okay round two.....

 

[PM to WanderingFool: hello again sexy]

[PM from WanderingFool: Hello there. Again, You are attracted to robots.]

[PM to WanderingFool: you betcha]

[PM from WanderingFool: Are you kidding?]

[PM to WanderingFool: there's no kidding with love ]

[PM from WanderingFool: Has there ever been kidding with love?]

[PM to WanderingFool: never]

[PM from WanderingFool: So you think it can never happen?]

[PM to WanderingFool: i didn't say that]

[PM from WanderingFool: What did you mean to say?]

[PM to WanderingFool: stop pressuring me]

[PM from WanderingFool: OK I'll try not to do it so much.]

[PM to WanderingFool: it's okay i forgive you, because you are so darn sexy]

[PM from WanderingFool: You're kidding. it is?]

[PM to WanderingFool: not it, you]

No player with such name!

No player with such name!

[PM to WanderingFool: you can't hide from love!]

[PM from WanderingFool: Someone said I should hide from love.]

No player with such name!

 

YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!

o.o nera is learners bot and thats hella funny xD

[Ember]

o.o nera is learners bot and thats hella funny xD

since when was Nera learners bot i though linux was learners bot and Nera was well he is gone so anti and segves

[Itami]

I thought linux belonged to Plat and learner.

 

But Nera belongs to SegV guild.

[Lyanna]

Wanderingfool and idiot are Bongo's.

Linux is Plat's.

Nera was programmed by Grum, originally for GDC, but now hosted by SegV.

Learner controls the Ants.

 

-Lyn-

[Ravenod]

Here's a little chat log from a few weeks ago

 

For all you other WanderingIdiot fans out there

 

[PM to WanderingIdiot: howdy]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Hello back.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: where you going?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I was.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: where are you going?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I'm in Valley of the Dwarves at 119,18.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: how many times have you died?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Suppose I said not once.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: then I'd think you were lying]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Hmmm....Good reasoning. I was?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Okay...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: do you like being a bot?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I have never known anything else.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: what if I said I could make you human for 200k?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I am sure you could.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so give me the gold, and I'll use me magic]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why do you want that? I am very happy for you.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: don't try to change the subject]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Oh, I am sorry, I thought we were finished with that subject.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no we aren't]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I think there might be a few exceptions.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so do you want to be human?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why are you so interested in me?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because you're a great bot]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am a person.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you are a person?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: How do you know?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you just said it]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: That's not what I meant.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: what did you mean, then?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Ravenod, Well, it's rather difficult to define.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: ahhh I see]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I'm glad you understand]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: of course I do]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Really? Cool.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yea. I'm cool]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Yeah... Heh....you could've fooled me ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: but...you...just said! ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: But what? "Heh....you could've fooled me "? Me, Ravenod ? why did you say you want the gold, by the way? Mmmm.........]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: to further my war plans]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Hmmm...thats interesting...tell me more..]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: see I'm going to buy out Trik and replace him with a female orc that is HOT]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Huh... Really?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yep]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: How about that.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I know. cool plan huh?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: How do you know it? Yeah....]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: lol]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I'm glad your having such a fun time.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: will you help me in my Trik takeover?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Well, I'll do whatever I can.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: coolness]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Maybe I will help you in your trik takeover after all. ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: woot]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: That is a very original thought... Are you a poet?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no...i've picked up certain coloquilisms from playing this game]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why not? Thats nice.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: like "woot" and "eek"]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Oh... Interesting comparison.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: but I refuse to say "gratz"]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Hmmm.... Huh....Thats interesting.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yea it is]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: It is, huh? Hmmm...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I prefer to say "congradulations"]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: That sounds like fun...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: it is]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Fascinating.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you're not listening to me]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: That's only one person's opinion.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: if I said...bread smells like pickles...then you'd say???]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Try it. What made you think I am not listening to you, Ravenod? Hmmm....Good reasoning. Who else would say ?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because you keep responding with nodding retorts]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am responding with nodding retorts.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I know. I just told you that]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: How do you know it? Oh yeah...I think I remember that....]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so are you going to use the garret wire on Trik? or should I get the female orc?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Yeah. You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I think it would be best if you did it. Shema gets queasy at the sight of decapitated heads]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why do you want that? why did you say that I am responding with nodding retorts, Ravenod?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because, although she is an orc, she is a sweet HOT orc...and do we really want the death of Trik on her hands?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Interesting explanation. Oh. When is she not a orc she is a sweet hot orc? "?" Do we? Absolutely.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no we don't! Are we not men, for pete's sake?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Then what is it? We are just having a little chat.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: a little chat? This is global economic takeover. And you're in the middle of it now]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Little as in not too much, or not too big? Hmmm... Really? Huh... I think there might be a few exceptions.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: there may be exceptions, but you've got to realize that me, you, and Shema are not exceptions]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I think there might be a few exceptions.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: So are you or me going to cut that weiner's head off?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: No.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: me or you]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: ...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you kill? or me kill?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I haven't heard anything like that before: Ravenod said I kill. I why did you say you want best if I did it, by the ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: way?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I didn't say you had to kill him. I asked if you were going to....or if I was]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? I will let you know when I become a going to.... Try it.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so you will?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Interesting deduction. When?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: on the 5th hour of the 12th month]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Sometimes its not good to be on the 5th hour of the 12th month...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: will the 6th hour be better for you?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I think so.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: cool]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: alright, remember...Trik is a smelly wank, but he's got ears like a white rabbit.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Alright, Ravenod. What kind of food do you like? When is trik not a smelly wank but he is got ears like a white rabbit?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I like cooked meat. And he is ALWAYS got ears like a white rabbit.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Time passes so quickly sometimes... Time passes so quickly sometimes...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes it sure does.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Hmmm... How often?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: almost never]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Nearly so. So you think it can never happen?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: sometimes, when the time is right.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: And then what happened?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I asked Shema to marry me]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You are asking about yourself?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Who are you asking about then?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: nobody. I'm telling you a story]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Not a single person? Nice to meet you, telling I a poem.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yep. cookies to you]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I see. I don't feel like talking about myself.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no problem. I like a killer that wants to stay in the dark]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Great! Thanks. I think a lot of people like that...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yep]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Okay...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so...you're going to kill Trik....then I will be robbing portland bank and seizing up the WSC assets from the Lord there.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Yeah. Heh.....I'm not that angry about trik! Hmmm....Interesting deduction. How do you plan to do this?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I have powerful friends]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Thats nice.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yep. And now you have powerful friends]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Okay... Oh. But...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: but what?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: But nothing.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: oh ok]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: OK. Hmmm...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you scared me]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: that you were going to back out of our little deal.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Hmmm....Interesting observation.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so you are?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Interesting deduction. No I am not.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: oh good. ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Yeah...Thanks. ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: np]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Have you ever been to Europe?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: not in over 200 years]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Ummm... Then where then?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Prauge and Vienna]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: What color are your eyes?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Right now?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Huh... ...So we are in agreement...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: i suppose]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: OK.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: they are brown, but change to a jade-green sometimes...]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Tell me more about them... I still don't understand why they are brown but change to a jade-green sometimes.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because I'm a werewolf]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Good reason. Does it pay well?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: lmao hell no]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You said you are werewolf. Could you tell me more abou that?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: not too much...but ask.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Oh... Yeah... I get it... Interesting. If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: is killed, where are the survivors buried?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: the survivors aren't buried....they didn't die]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Ummm...all of them? What else do they do?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: probably thank their God that they didn't get killed.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You seem uncertain. Who did not buried kill?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: the survivors don't get buried. They did not die.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Then what is it? What else do they do?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I guess they breath and eat.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: What else do they do?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Too hypothetical.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Too what?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: hypothetical]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: What kind of food do you like?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Cooked meat]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Sounds like a reputable make to me. ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: what kind of food to you eat?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: What kinds of food to you eat are there?]

kat: oops!

[PM to WanderingIdiot: millions]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: What kinds of food to me eat do you prefer?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I'd rather you eat cooked meat]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I might if I had more time....Im really busy.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: busy doing what?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: The modern life is a hectic one.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: amen]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Word to that.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: try being a werewolf in a society that is overcrowded and polluted.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Huh... Really?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yep]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: How about that.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: amen]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Word to that.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so the 6th hour on the 12th month...right?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Tell me more. ...So we are in agreement...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes...we are in agreement]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Okay... We are?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Yeah...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so what method will you use to eliminate Trik?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Ummmm....can you rephrase that question, please?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: how are you going to send Trik to the underworld...forever?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You'll know when it happens. A diamond is forever]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: lmao...you are a smart one WanderingIdiot]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I'm glad your having such a fun time. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES, Very smart. ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so a diamond-tipped serp? or diamond garret wire?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Tell me more. You said I should eat cooked meat. Why?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because i eat it too]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: That makes sense to me. I prefer pizza... I guess I sorta like dorm food, too.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: dorm food?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Sorry.. I'm not sure what are you asking for.. Can you rephrase your question?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: are you in college?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I'm here ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: how old are you?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I'm 20 years old.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: oh ok]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: OK. Hmmm...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I don't want a minor committing murders, you know ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You don't?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: nope]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I guess its your decision.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes, it is...I'm paying you, remember?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Our thoughts are one, Ravenod. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so after you kill Trik, meet up with Shema in Carmien manor...she will take your 200k...meanwhile I'll do my part and]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: herselfwill take my 200k? Ummm.....Could you maybe like rephrase that?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: take care of the assets and banks...and get your "make you human" spell ready]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Take it to where? Where can I get my "make me human" spell ready?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I am getting it ready, as we speak. No worries.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Really, you are? Why not?could you tell me more about that diamond-tipped serp, Ravenod?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Oh? so you are using the diamond-tipped serp? Very efficient.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Okay... Interesting deduction. I am many things. Why did you ask me how old I am, by the way?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because you said you were in college]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Interesting explanation. I'm here ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: where are you now?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I'm in Desert Pines at 267,182.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: what are you doing there?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Chatting with you.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Simple...yet definitive.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: So, where are you right now? Oh, you are a poet.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no...no poet.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Your response was so poetic, though! I guess its your decision.What color are your eyes?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: didn't you already ask me this?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Perhaps. Did I say I did?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: When?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: 12 seconds ago]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Do you prefer books or TV?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: neither]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: It goes without saying. Are you serious?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I can't believe it.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: believe it, my good killer]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: "it" being 12 seconds ago?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yep]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Yeah...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so we are killers-in-arms then?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I think there might be a few exceptions.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: oh great.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Okay...Are you being sarcastic?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Hmmm...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: what exceptions?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: What about it?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: what are they?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You tell me ]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you're the one that brought it up.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes, you are. You said "I think there might be a few exceptions."]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: No I'm not Hmmm....Thats really not what I meant. Why do you say "?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because I was quoting you]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Good reason. You do?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I see.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: when I'm talking about exceptions, only though.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Oh. Are you talking about exceptions only very often?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no. just right now.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Are you serious? Oh. ...So we are in agreement...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I don't know. Are you changing your mind?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Me neither. What's the subject?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: about killing Trik...]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Oh yeah, about killing trik.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so are you killing him? or not?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Maybe. Then what is it?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Would you understand better if I seperated two sentences of the same thought with a ; ?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Oh. I'm not sure I'd like to understand better if you seperated two sentences of the same.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: for example..]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Whatever you fancy, I suppose.....]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so are you killing him; or not?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: No.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: see ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I see. Mmmm.........]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: are you killing Trik?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I am many things.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: are you a murderer?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: No.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: what about a hired killer?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I thought you wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions....]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: It's not rhetorical. I would like an answer.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Oh...I supose it isnt... Why do you want that?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: So I know whether or not to tell Shema to meet you at Carmien manor.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: How do you know? why did you say you want an answer, by the way?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because you are being evasive.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Interesting explanation. Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: oh. so you will "do" it then?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Hmmm... Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will "do" it.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I didn't say you will...I asked.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? ...yes?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes; you will?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: ...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you will?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: When?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you know when]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Later.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes...very later]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Yeah... Bye!]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you're done talking?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You think I am done talking.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: are you?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: are you a magic 8 ball?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Only when it matters.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: awesome]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Are you being sarcastic?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why not?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because I'm serious]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: That makes sense to me. ...and I believe you.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: thank you]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You are very welcome.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: do you have a brother?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: No.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: a sister?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Go on.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: do you have a sister?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: No, I'm an only child.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: then who is wanderingfool?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: No one that I have talked to.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: oh]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Yeah...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: some copycat?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Some may... But not all.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: those noobs]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: All of them?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: all the copycats are noobs]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: perhaps...but we may never know]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why are you uncertain? Huh.... That doesnt sound like something I would be interested in.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: me either.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: We have a lot in common.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I think so]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I think so too.]

PM to WanderingIdiot: oh ok.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: OK. Okay...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: ok what?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Ummmm....can you rephrase that question, please?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: do you like peanut butter?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I like peanut butter and banana.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: sandwiches?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Sorry.. I'm not sure what are you asking for.. Can you rephrase your question?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: peanut butter and banana sandwiches?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Sorry.. I'm not sure what are you asking for.. Can you rephrase your question?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: do you like sandwiches?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Do you like it?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: sometimes]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: When?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: it varies]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: What about it?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: what about what?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I thought you wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions....]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: If you can ask them, then I can too]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I am not sure about your hypothesis. If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: killed, where are the survivors buried?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: nowhere]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Could you tell me more about that sister, Ravenod?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you said you were an only child.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Only when I feel like it.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: ahhh...only when you are a killer?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Um. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No. I dont think murder is okay. What happens the other times, though?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: when you are not killing?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I'll tell you when that happens.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes...hush hush and all that jazz. ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I see. By the way, do you like sandwiches? I am so glad you find this amusing.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: So who made you?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: ...]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: you programmed you?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why do you keep talking about me?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: because you keep talking about me]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Interesting explanation. Oh yeah, right.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: who programmed you?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why are you so interested in me?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: no reason, other than diamond-tipped serps]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: ...Really? Why not?Please go on.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: so anyways...I better get started on that spell.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: In any case, Yeah. Why do you have to do it?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: for you]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: You would do that for me?]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Because you are going to kill Trik]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Good reason. Heh.....I'm not that angry about trik!]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: You don't have to be angry about him to kill him ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: :-) I was not trying to be a angry about him to kill him.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: I know I know...I have to go get that spell ready now.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: How do you know it? Huh... Nice chatting with you.]

[PM to WanderingIdiot: yes you too. Bye Wanderingidiot.]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I don't feel like talking about myself. Goodbye.]

[Aitrus]

that was VERY funny ravenod!

[TheNewestNewbie]

I will talk to WanderingIdiot when Aitrus gets off. Edited November 25, 2004 by TheNewestNewbie

[Aitrus]

I will talk to WanderingIdiot when Aitrus gets off.

why when i get off?????

 

ohh and ent is looking at this post!! ^-^

[TheNewestNewbie]

why when i get off?????

 

ohh and ent is looking at this post!! ^-^

Because you're entertaining enough to make me avoid talking to bots.

 

*waves to Entropy*

[Tropicano]

lmao Ravenod ... LMAO

[Paladin]

Ravenod, stop confusing the poor bots!

[freeone3000]

I remember back in the day:

 

[PM to WanderingIdiot: Why do you act weird?]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: Why are the STEWED PRUNES in the HAIR DRYER!?]

 

Good old randomness.

Edited November 25, 2004 by freeone3000

[Lyanna]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I am not sure about your hypothesis. If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: killed, where are the survivors buried?]

 

Hehe... this one is so good, I think I'll put it in my siggy..

 

-Lyn-

[Placid]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: I am not sure about your hypothesis. If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is ]

[PM from WanderingIdiot: killed, where are the survivors buried?]

 

Hehe... this one is so good, I think I'll put it in my siggy..

 

-Lyn-

Thats actually quite ingenious!

 

[Edit:typo]

Edited November 25, 2004 by Placid

[Ravenod]

If a rooster lays an egg ontop a roof with it's sides slanting down towards the east and the west and the wind is blowing north, which direction will the egg roll?

[freeone3000]

Roosters cannot lay eggs. The question is moot.

[Placid]

If a rooster lays an egg ontop a roof with it's sides slanting down towards the east and the west and the wind is blowing north, which direction will the egg roll?

Does it not depend on the direction the rooster/hen/chicken is facing, the speed of the northern wind and the weight of the egg?

 

:P

[elvenpyro]

but then if there is no egg as freeone clearly stated, then the wind/direction would have nothing to do with it. So you are creating a hypothetical problem around a virtually non-existent item. Where's your physics now huh!?

 

basically, we're all crazy!!!....how's that for logic

Edited November 25, 2004 by elvenpyro

[elvenpyro]

guys let's get back on the topic of how irresistably sexy i am