[color=red]New Dialogs on Death[/color]

[Talzon]

This is the thread where you post new suggestions of dialogs when someone dies. I will begin with some examples.

 

<name> has been naturally selected.

 

<name> took a long walk on a short pier.

 

<name> is on a very long business trip.

 

Here is what we have so far (first 13 posts in thread):

 

<name> has been naturally selected.

<name> took a long walk on a short pier.

<name> is on a very long business trip.

<name> ignored the warning signs

<name> will no longer bother us

<name> is t3h d34d

<name> is now paying his debts

<name> meets the worms

<name> has a meeting with satan

<name> is in a better place

<name> is not available at the moment plz try again later

<name> is dead so no bag jumping newbs

<name> has gone to visit Nelson

<name> patted the wrong bunny this time

Let's hope <name> is not claustrophobic

<name> won't see the sun rise anymore

<name> taking a holiday in a warm land

<Name> got a one-root apartment with lid.

<name> saw the light

<name> now gets to meet elvis

<name> when will u learn take some potions with u next time

<name> says elvis is ok up here

<name> met Dahmer for lunch.

We will not be seeing <name> for approximately one eternity.

<name> beams away.

<name> won and going to a new world.

Thank you <name>! But our princess is in another castle! <-From a game..

<name> is rushing to bathroom.

<name> found his "lost" gerbil.

[Grum]

<name> ignored the warning signs

<name> will no longer bother us

<name> is t3h d34d

<name> is now paying his debts

<name> meets the worms

[the_yept]

<name> has a meeting with satan

<name> is in a better place

<name> is not available at the moment plz try again later

<name> is dead so no bag jumping newbs

[Grum]

<name> has gone to visit Nelson

<name> patted the wrong bunny this time

Let's hope <name> is not claustrophobic

<name> won't see the sun rise anymore

[scarr]

<name> has a meeting with satan

LoL!

 

 

<name> taking a holiday in a warm land

[Leeloo]

Over here we have a saying that goes something like this:

 

<Name> got a one-root apartment with lid.

 

I'm not sure how you normally say "one-root apartment" in english.

[the_yept]

<name> saw the light

<name> now gets to meet elvis

<name> when will u learn take some potions with u next time

<name> says elvis is ok up here

 

btw satan im glad u like mine

[fred_penner]

<name> met Dahmer for lunch.

[teranoz]

Lol, guess where Ent got the messages from :

 

http://www.gamedev.net/community/forums/to...topic_id=172514

[Talzon]

Lol, guess where Ent got the messages from :

 

http://www.gamedev.net/community/forums/to...topic_id=172514

:lol: How did you find that? I though Raduprv/Entropy was more creative than that.

 

We will not be seeing <name> for approximately one eternity.

[teranoz]

I think he is more creative in the programming than in finding these things.

Focus on what you are good at.....

[fred_penner]

Lol, guess where Ent got the messages from :

 

http://www.gamedev.net/community/forums/to...topic_id=172514

He's setting himself up for his own:

DMCA Bitchslap!

[RedGuy]

<name> beams away.

<name> won and going to a new world.

Thank you <name>! But our princess is in another castle! <-From a game..

<name> is rushing to bathroom.

[Talzon]

<name> found his "lost" gerbil.

[teranoz]

Talzon, can you make a summary of all these suggestions in the first message ?

[Talzon]

Umm... Sure.

[duran]

Thank you <name>! But our princess is in another castle! <-From a game..

crap i know that game, played it way to many times when i was a kid. in fact i think i have the old nes stashed somewhere

[teranoz]

The head of <name> decided to go another way than the rest of <name>.

[Shadow fire]

I'll just try these red candles made by TNT - playername

 

Maybe playername should have read the label before shaking the nitro glycerin.

 

Playername decided to find out what happened if he pulled the pin in his gernade and dropped it.

 

Playername has gone on an expedition to the core

 

I won't fall off the log - Playername

 

Playername has decided his pistol had one bullet left

 

Sorry most of these include something that goes boom/guns, but i can't help playing with explosi... BOOM!

 

Perhaps Shadowfire shouldn't have been playing with dynamite...

[Puntif]

(name) is now conjugating "to live" in the past tense.