sparhawk Report post Posted November 5, 2006 A man ran a beer store for 20 years, before he decided he had enough of the city life and decided to go move out of the city. So he bought a house in Alaska, he got his mail once a week and his groceries once a month and he was content. Then, six months into living there he gets a knock at his door. Opening it, he sees a huge man with a beard. "Hello, I’m your neighbor from 4 miles up the road. I was wondering if you would like to come to a party" "Sure, I've been here six months I think it is time for me to meet my neighbors" The neighbor turns around and then says "But I warn you, there might be fighting" "Oh that’s fine; I get along well with people" Again he starts to walk away then stops "There will be drinking" "Oh that's fine I've run a beer store for 20 years, I can hold my liquor" Again he starts to walk away and the stops "There will be some wild sex" "Oh that’s fine; I've been living alone here for 6 months." "Who else will be there"? “Just you and me” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knuckles Report post Posted November 5, 2006 Lmao Thats great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpius Report post Posted November 5, 2006 omfg roflmfao. thats hilarous! Must suck to be him in this moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted November 5, 2006 Hysterical lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArcantriS Report post Posted November 6, 2006 lol ebul story ;p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted November 6, 2006 Almost as ebul as Apacze -_- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
