Tanyia Report post Posted May 1, 2005 (edited) Presenting the all-new Eternal Lands innovation, just developed! GNOMES IN A BARREL They have always been cute, small and wise, but now they are portable too! They make the perfect birthday gift to your Drageoni, Orchan, or Human friend! Order yours today-only $19.99! But wait, there's more! If you order in the next 20 minutes, you will get a free leather carrying strap for your gnome in a barrel! Sorry, no COD's accepted. Cash or credit card only. © 2005 Tanyia Elf Inventions Edited May 1, 2005 by Tanyia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chintan Report post Posted May 1, 2005 © 2005 Tanyia Elf Inventions 157834[/snapback] I thought gnomes were the ones who invented things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Usually, but I am a special elf! My mother's fathers' cousin's friend's daughter's son's fiancee's motherinlaw's sister's husband's aunt was a gnome, so I inherited a rare gene of Inventivity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bathory Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Hehe. It would look better if his body was more inside the barrel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AuricRal Report post Posted May 1, 2005 actually, it seems like 1/4 of a gnome in a barrel.... ill give u $5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazor Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Rebel..Better call a meeting. :-p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Aww man... My Draegoni in a bucket business has some serious competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Earl wasnt u a orchan ? Selling shivar!!! 10.000$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Report post Posted May 1, 2005 (edited) That's not me, that's little Arkos. I've not seen him online for a while though. I hope I see him sometime soon, I'll restock him with steel chains and stuff. I'm still looking for an Orchan sized container to put myself in. Bear with me on this. Edited May 1, 2005 by Earl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RolandR1 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Order yours today-only $19.99! 157834[/snapback] I'll buy 12!!!!!!!!! ... j/k :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssjgohan Report post Posted May 1, 2005 well i don't care what you put in a barrel as long as its not a dwarf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted May 2, 2005 They have always been cute, small and wise, but now they are portable too! They make the perfect birthday gift to your Drageoni, Orchan, or Human friend! Are you implying that elves don't have friends? o0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazor Report post Posted May 2, 2005 They do, but no short ones. They hate short people. Wewt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WiLdCaRd Report post Posted May 2, 2005 OMG!! Its an invasion by Bill & Ben the Flower Pot Men!! All we need now is Weed, and we`ll have the full set!! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Report post Posted May 8, 2005 (edited) This is rule 11 racism i think cause thats definatly discriminating on us gnomes and i think this thread should be deleted cause gnomes are people too. Edited May 8, 2005 by Rebel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whanley123 Report post Posted May 8, 2005 I'll Buy 1 gnome please in cash that is :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ttlanhil Report post Posted May 8, 2005 gnomes are people too. 160086[/snapback] say wha? teehee, just kidding we all walk around on two legs kicking rabbits, so all races are equal <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RolandR1 Report post Posted May 8, 2005 (edited) I will break the barrels muahahah yay Edited May 8, 2005 by Rolandreeve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaNora Report post Posted May 8, 2005 its a gnomebutt in a barrel, ill give you 4 bones and a brown bunny fur for it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glass Report post Posted May 10, 2005 Im fresh out of gold but i will give you a handshake and a pat on the back for one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted May 10, 2005 What *interesting* offers I'm getting for the local gnomes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted May 10, 2005 Do you have some Extra Crunchy Gnomes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted May 11, 2005 Well, I see Hazor and Rebel near a lit fire often...so the next time I do I'll push one in for you to fry him up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted May 11, 2005 Do you have some Extra Crunchy Gnomes? 160864[/snapback] Maybe if you add animal oil to the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mireille Report post Posted May 18, 2005 This is rule 11 racism i think cause thats definatly discriminating on us gnomes and i think this thread should be deleted cause gnomes are people too. 160086[/snapback] That's not racism. That's speciecism. Rules say nothing about speciecism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
