warder Report post Posted April 27, 2006 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. thats my favorite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted April 27, 2006 Buy Lay's potato chips! Only Chuck Norris can have just one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted April 28, 2006 (edited) Yeah, I've kind of forgotten about these forums for a while... By the way, once Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar immediately exploded, as that much awesome cannot be contained in one building. Yeah, there was a similar occurrence when N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys met up in a bar once too - the bar imploded from there being too much suck! Buy Lay's potato chips! Only Chuck Norris can have just one. True - Chuck Norris did have just one - then he roundhouse kicked the bag for challenging him. Edited April 28, 2006 by Arnieman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aerowind Report post Posted May 3, 2006 Well these are a little late, there about the talk of my school along with 2 other types: Pirate Jokes and Dead Baby Jokes Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRR! (Now yes the dead baby jokes are cruel but are funny) http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com I warn you not to go to the above site if you have a really weak stomach or you don't have a sick sense of humor. here's a taste What's grosser than gross? A garbage can full of dead babies? What's grosser than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What's grosser than that? He has to eat his way out. What's grosser than that? He goes back for more. Okay, so yeah. funny stuff to my kind of people (we play D&D a lot) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peeper :) Report post Posted May 6, 2006 i'm concerned so back to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is so strong, when he does push ups, he doesnt go up, the world goes down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites