shasso Report post Posted November 7, 2004 News!! NEW PK THINGY: blabla..blabla.. any lvl3 mod can turn your ass whoopable in ANY map... blabla.. so y00 better behave or you will be hunted like an animal by every n00b around. teh banned 0n3NA IS BACK!: The short era of #jc 3 chaos has ended! Seriously, y00 spammer better can it or she will pwn y00 all! Regards. THE ETERNAL WAR: Pwn-o-rama. WAR ON MACROERS AT ITS PEAK: Heads are rolling. Better watch your back, cheating %$#$%&! BUSH DOES IT AGAIN: eek! --------------------------------------------------------------- In Focus: The ants are coming! ppl, this aint no joke! Ants are growing stronger with each day and their numbers are rising. The n00bs are already avoiding them in fear for their lives. There have been reports of strong players being flooded and pwnd by tens of ants whitch seemed to be hunting in a pack. There are rumours of ants already manufacturing their own weaps/armour and training on eachother, prepairing to invade Nordcarn. I wasnt worried until i overheard this convo in tahraji desert.. They HAVE to be stopped! Ant_1: Your highness! I have done it, I cracked the servers password, we are now ready for operation WhoopAss. Ant_Queen: Good job! But be patient! Our army still needs to train. In a week or two we will be ready. When Learner is asleep we will hack the server and make everybody pkable. Then we dance! MUAHHAHAHA!!1~! Ant_1: y00 is teh ebul! I love y00! MUAHAHAHA!!~1! ------------------------------------------------------------- Celebrity Interview: Fluffer!- Hobbies: Pwning all that moves. Or stands still for that matter. Favouite food: n00b buns. Children: 937846928 Occupation: Developing a biomechanic anti-mm claw in a secret underground lab. - Welcome to South Kilaran shasso: yo homie! can i bug you with a short inte... shasso= PWNED lol roflol!!111~ ... Welcome to South Kilaran shasso: Dude! seriously, i just want a few words.. shasso has discovered the one ring to rule them all. ... Welcome to South Kilaran shasso: cmon nigga, cut the BS, im a friggin reporter! I brought a carrot! ..No dude, not the balls!! shasso enters cadaver service. shasso: #$ this "#$% (next week: shasso & chiamera 1 on 1) -------------------------------------------------------------- Play of the week: A dude whitch requested to stay annonymous, died from an ogre while training in SKF. Pissed he ran back from the underworld, determined make the ogre cry like a little girl. He grabbed his bag and charged. But.. spell failed once.. twice.. and the same ogre pwnd him again. When he came back, his bag was gone. --------------------------------------------------------------- Teh Paparazzi: Who is the mysterious stranger and why is he feeling Magda! Isn't she married?! What team is Aki on? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Personals: -Lonely mid-aged sexy-looking dwarf with big pockets (y00 know what they say bout guys with big pockets..) and a p00pload of bling-bling is looking for a tall blonde elf to fulfill his nasty fantasies. PM Molgor. (To submit your add, PM yours pimpfuly) ----------------------------------------------------------------- How to: Cook meat Pwn a rabbit or something similar to get a nice chunk of raw meat. Boil some watter in an appropriate pot and toss the meat in it. Add some salt, some veggies and cook for an hour or so. Bon apetite! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Till next week, your pimpfuly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aki Report post Posted November 8, 2004 Look that's me !! *calls his mom* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted November 8, 2004 Hrm... I like it... 4.5 out of 5 stars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platyna Report post Posted November 8, 2004 It was hilarious. We want more! Regards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gnome Report post Posted November 8, 2004 LOL :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigger Report post Posted November 8, 2004 Now this was great..lol...good job.... lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tropicano Report post Posted November 8, 2004 heheh hahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aki Report post Posted November 8, 2004 I will sue you ...i was afk, stop abusing my char Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted November 8, 2004 Funny stuff Shasso Keep it coming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brain Report post Posted November 8, 2004 Funny stuff Shasso Keep it coming totally agree with you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aepox Report post Posted November 8, 2004 WTF happend to my post`?!? Did someone delete it? How fking lame! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jebus Report post Posted November 8, 2004 LOL hilarious. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
