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What a sick game this is :D

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When you start thinking of it, you start the game by picking flowers and then make some potions in a nice and peaceful way. You chat a bit with ppl on the campfire, wander around Isla Prima and explore the lands. Then you might make some essences, learn some magic by doing healing spells. At this point all seems normal, you have seen some creatures walking around the lands, you have get to know some ppl, how the game system works. Everything goes nicely for you. You have met some NPC's and you know what they do. You might have done a few quests or so. Everything is still nice and calm. You start increasing your skills a bit. You start to make potions, essences in storage and stocking ores and flowers. You start to have some stats, stuff in storage etc. Everything goes just fine, you are in a paradise without any drawbacks. You have read a nice amount of books, you have made some bars and you might even have started to make some jewellery. But then, you start to wonder what are those attack/defence skills. You ask the ppl you know and they tell you to kill some rabbits. You start wondering 'kill rabbits? euh?' Then you grab some potions and go back to Isla Prima and start brutally kick those cute rabbits till they die and rip their fur off with barehands and take the rabbit meat with you and head to tavern to sell those furs and meats you have brutally taken from poor cute wabbits. Where did the paradise go?

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It gets even sicker when it becomes an obsession, and you just can't quite stop killing them with your hands......you start using swords, blunt sticks, and pickaxes to mutilate them.

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And the degration continues as you decide rabbits are not enough and begin to kill beavers and rats until you move up to deer. By now you have grabbed some armor to go with that pretty sword. Pretty soon, you are skinning wolves with a sword in your hands! And the skin never has holes!

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But ur not statisfied yet, u take up some more armor , u use gigantic amounts of pots and essences and u start killling fellow ppl and slaying them and stealing their stuff! Then u where the stuff and use and eat the food the dead man dropped

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And you never see any blood in those furs either. But its still pretty sick when you think it. You kick rabbits with your bare feet! Make some sorta piano wire so you can strangle them :lol:

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I've already emailed them x.x

 

But for some odd reason Amensty was concerned 'bout that ogre locked in that small room in vermor without feeding it... :D

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EEK just got an angry email from the belgium housing service they are sueing u guys for net letting monsters into teh houses, especially the trolls and cyclopses are suffering from this.

 

ALso when its raining the trolls need shelter or they start to smell

 

same thing for blitzo but also when its not raining :D

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Nah hew on't swallow everyth... EeEEEKK , ùah fur hat

 

give back u smelly bastard!

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