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Labor day woes

Ace Jackson reporting

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The dreaded Labor day began quietly enough, when out rang a cry of #REMOVEEEEEEDAY!@!!@!@#@!!! Quickly followed a cold callus reply of “buy a stone and remove it,” by that detestable mod Riptide. The adversity sensitive Invisiblesun got his butt hurt by vile ol’ Riptide. I mean, how could Invisiblesun be expected to pay for a bad day remove stone? We can all understand how deserving he is.

Riptide went off to do his job for Haidir in the pk map Tahraji desert. Bold Riptide announced to all that he was in TD waiting. Kenshin trying to score brownie points or something offered to PK the contemptable Riptide. Riptide completed his job and strolled out of the map. I tried to interview him later and the incredulous mod denied any wrong doing as usual.

Ace Jackson, out!

Edited by RipTide

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