YO MOMMA..............................................jokes

[Killerlamb]

Everyone loves yo momma jokes, anyone have any good ones? here are mine

Yo momma's so fat she farted and started global warming

Yo momma's so fat the last time she stepped on a scale it said TO BE CONTINUED

Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural Habbitat for Condors

Yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

Yo momma is so fat she ate Godzilla

Yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

Yo Momma

He, I saw yo momma yesterday, she was holding up a 20% off sign

I wanted to get it on with ja mom, honest, the line was too long

Yo momma is so fat when the Titanic Crashed she WAS the lifeboat

Yo momma is so fat when she gets cut she bleeds bacon grease

Yo momma is so fat ou have to grease the door and put a twinkie on the other side to get her through it

Yo momma is so fat we're in her right now

 

Please post more Yo momma and other jokes in this topic

[Life]

Yo mamma is so fat even bill gates couldnt pay for her liposuction.

Yo mamma is so fat I had to roll over TWICE to get off her.

Yo mamma is so fat that when God created the sun he asked her to move.

[jjk]

Yo momma is so fat you have to grease the door and put a twinkie on the other side to get her through it

 

that was so funny

[Killerlamb]

That wasn't even all of them

Yo momma is so fat she went bunjee jumping and went to hell

Yo momma is so fat when god said let their be light he said MOVE YA FAT ASS OUT OF THE WAY!!! to your mom

Yo daddy is so gay he bought a do it yourself sex book

*Blah Blah Blah* Elmo is a sick bitch that should stop doing cocaine!

[Nitrix]

These probably suck, but oh well.

 

Yo momma so ugly that they mistook her for ground zero. (Not mine.)

Yo momma so fat that when she looks in the mirror she has to stand in back of it to see herself. (Prob don't get that one.)

Yo momma so fat the last time she sat down she was standing up.

Yo momma so fat it doesn't even take her a second to run a mile.

Yo momma so fat that when she went to McDonalds they had to change their sign to 10,000,000,000,000 served.

Yo momma so fat she doesn't need a mirror to see her backside.

Yo momma so fat she makes Santa Clause look like Ally McBeal.

Yo momma so fat she makes Everest seem like a Sherpa molehill.

Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the water she flooded North America.

 

Yeah that's it.

[Entropy]

Yo momma so fat that when she looks in the mirror she has to stand in back of it to see herself.

Wow, word wide mama

[Life]

Thought I would make these up...

 

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in EL there was a worldwide internet crash.

Yo mama is so fat Roja had to make a special, super sized cape for her.

Yo mama is so fat she used a serpent sword for a toothpick.

Yo mama is so fat she cant fit in the goldmine.

Yo mama is so fat she can chase rabbits down in 1 step.

Yo mama is so fat Moon has to redo each map after your mama walks through it...

[Killerlamb]

Your momma's so fat, all the EL dwarves Gravitationally get stuck to her

Yo momma is soooo fat she used a steel gloves as a earring

Yo momma is so fat she uses chain mail to protect her big toe

Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the water and destroyed WSC

It aint a coincidence that when yo momma join no one harvested veggies anymore

Just a few I made up extremely quickly

[Guest]

I like Killer's last one about the dwarves getting gravitationally stuck to her.

 

Yo momma so fat that when Moses needed to part the water of the lake she jumped in.

Yo momma so fat that Isla Prima is now under the ocean.

Yo momma so fat she uses leather armor as a thong. (Buh?)

Yo momma so fat that when she logs on everyone gets disconnected.

Yo momma so fat when she needed to get to Portland she used herself as a flotation device.

Yo momma so fat she can't even see past her chin anymore.

[Galahadh]

Yo momma so fat she went to the all you can eat buffet and asked for seconds. © me :-p

[razshady]

:twisted: If my my dog was as ugly as yo momma, i'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards :twisted:

 

Hehe, a classic!

[jojomama68]

ur mommas so fat, her belt size is 'equator'

ur mommas so fat, the only difference between her and a dead whale is SHE'S NOT DEAD!

[Yoshi]

Yo mamma is so fat I had to roll over TWICE to get off her.

y were u even ontop of her?

[Life]

Its a joke dude.... I didnt make it up.

[Yoshi]

right lifey o_0 j/p j/p i know

[Guest Toyminator]

Yo mama is so fat Moon has to redo each map after your mama walks through it...

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Leeloo]

Everyone loves yo momma jokes, anyone have any good ones? here are mine

 

Tropicano? Is that you? Someone compare the IP address, because he was telling the same jokes yesterday

:twisted:

[sam3773]

Oh kmon!

Your Mom jokes are kinda like your mom; they get old real fast but you keep coming back for more..

[xavier1]

Your mom is so fat her belly button makes an echo.

 

Your mom is so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

 

Your mom is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles

 

Your mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.

 

Your mom is so fat after sex she smokes a ham.

 

Your mom is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

 

Your mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

 

Your mom's butt cheeks are so fat it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

[_JenS_]

your mom is so fat when she wears a yellow dress, the children think the schoolbus is there

[Guest Toyminator]

Everyone loves yo momma jokes, anyone have any good ones? here are mine

 

Tropicano? Is that you? Someone compare the IP address, because he was telling the same jokes yesterday

:twisted:

Look at the date, killer posted that 7 months ago...

[Tropicano]

Everyone loves yo momma jokes, anyone have any good ones? here are mine

 

Tropicano? Is that you? Someone compare the IP address, because he was telling the same jokes yesterday

:twisted:

Look at the date, killer posted that 7 months ago...

 

whatever toy said ...but still, no need to check IP adresses, right?

 

 

edit: checked them! not me! :mrgreen:

[Guest Toyminator]

Always get confused by dates :/

[Aerowind]

Yo momma is so dumb she drowned in the wave at the football stadium

 

Yo momma is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods

 

lol at the dwarves one

[Street_Ghost]

i didnt wanna real all of these jokes so i post these even if they were repeated :lol:

 

your mama is so ugly she only been married once

your mama is so poor...here tities are real

your mama is like a football player...she dont change her pad untill 4 periods is over