ufc_guru Report post Posted July 25, 2006 XXX was killed XXX is FIRED!!!! MUAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!11!111 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bleuren Report post Posted July 25, 2006 xxx will LOVE the next place he's going, says the devil himself xxx is now acomidating the dirt xxx will be sending you a postcard from the underworld! xxx bought a ticket for the hell express xxx is now helpless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimov Report post Posted July 25, 2006 xxx is on his way to the "promised land" // quoting the forementioned highway to hell xxx's gone and ain't comin' back. xxx g07 pwn7 b9 73h r37r053xu41!!!!!!! xxx is migrating to the fiords. (Alto we already have one from that sketch ) xxx wishes you were there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bleuren Report post Posted July 25, 2006 xxx can't be helped xxx is now usless xxx died with honor, ahahah!!!! he got pwnd by a rabbit!!!1111!! xxx shouldn't have gotten to caulky with that rabbit back there lolz.. xxx has permantly checked out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
just_a_guy Report post Posted July 25, 2006 xxx shouldnt play with fire. xxx tried to go to Heaven, but they rejected him. xxx has been n00bified. Sephiroth has pwned xxx. Yay ^^ We just made xxx STFU. xxx has learned his lesson. xxx was kidnapped by Mortos. Aluwen hates xxx, so this is the result. xxx tried to unicycle over a volcano, and failed miserably. xxx go boom. Pop! goes the xxx. *insert screams of pain from xxx here* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy Report post Posted July 26, 2006 Here are some of the messages I selected (with a few new ones done by me): xxx has made the news.... the obituaries!!! loooool xxx has gone by way of the Dodo bird. This death message sponsored by xxx. The death song plays along with xxx xxx now sees dead people. xxx is having drinks with the Reaper xxx is on the Highway to Hell xxx's death certificate has just been signed.. xxx has patheticly failed at living. xxx is lying on the wrong side of the grass xxx followed the bright light XXX was a good man XXX should have cut the blue wire xxx is on his way to the promised land xxx's body cannot live without the mind xxx is hunting rabbits in the Elysian fields. xxx spent one US cent for the ferryman If you have other suggestions, let me know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teacher Report post Posted July 26, 2006 xxx has assumed room temperature Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shallara Report post Posted July 26, 2006 (edited) please oh please do this one! xxx got a "flesh wound" rofl! or a different version Tis merely a flesh wound says xxx another: xxx gets dumped in response to "Bring out your dead!" Edited July 26, 2006 by shallara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boognish Report post Posted July 26, 2006 (edited) xxx pushes daisies xxx is dog food xxx is on permanent vacation xxx returns to the earth xxx had to learn the hard way xxx will meet you at the beam Edited July 26, 2006 by boognish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KLewis Report post Posted July 26, 2006 XXX learn why not to play with fire XXX was a Great American Hero.... XXX was Just assisanated... XXX Got milk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheesh Report post Posted July 26, 2006 (edited) xxx has had an accident. I hope he remembered to wear clean underwear. xxx should have read the directions. xxx should have known not to play with matches. xxx should never have run with scissors. I wonder if his/her parents had any offspring that lived. xxx just lost his last x chromosome. xxx wont be donating to the gene pool. Edited July 26, 2006 by Sheesh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudstrife99 Report post Posted July 26, 2006 (edited) xxx ticket has expired please donate xxx has become a problem and have been exterminated xxx has decreased his brain cells way to go:D the idiot who parked has been removed permenantly xxx is on his way to hospital xxx has degraded plz repair xxx is on his way to heaven or is he? xxx has croaked xxx joins the others xxx has run out of air xxx has been murdered now run xxx has been rejected for a new birth certificate xxx has had enough xxx has been muted permenantly xxx is back where he belongs xxx is dancing with the devil do not disturb xxx hope u like cloud Edited July 28, 2006 by cloudstrife99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordic_warrior Report post Posted July 26, 2006 xxx went to Satan's party. xxx is now sleeping forever. xxx destiny ends here. I love this topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lapinelore Report post Posted July 26, 2006 ohhh my god! you killed xxx (think south park) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KLewis Report post Posted July 26, 2006 (edited) Send Love and Greetings to family and Friends if XXX XXX is down for the knockout XXX Will Always be remember....... And they said driving Drunk couldn't kill be like XXX XXX can you hear me now? good XXX is having a tea party with Goldy the fish See Why we don't smoke? Bad XXX XXX is now in a better place XXX took a swim with the sharks XXX is having a sleep over with George Washington XXX learn how to disappear 1+1 = Death of XXX Edited July 26, 2006 by Kommosta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kendai Report post Posted July 26, 2006 (edited) XXX should have looked both ways before crossing the street. XXX shouldn't have pressed the red button... XXX has learned the importance of not mixing energy essences with water. XXX had a viability malfunction. XXX now gets to learn what Custer said at his final stand. XXX shouldn't have called Mortos'(s's?) bluff. XXX has finally realized that wasn't such a good idea. XXX's final words: "What's the worst that could happen?" XXX should have read the fine print. This is too much fun Will edit if/when I think of others Edited July 26, 2006 by Kendai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragsten Report post Posted July 26, 2006 Knock, Knock. Whose Dead? ________ _____ is now on a cart with DOA on his/her toe. _______'s batteries dead and no longer can be jumped. _________ just got pickled and was put in a jar. Want to be mummified ask our first customer ________. Need flys, bugs or maggots ask or death investor _______. Have your face put on a warm, sour milk carton like _______. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KLewis Report post Posted July 26, 2006 XXX thought He could fly.... XXX didn't see the stop sign... XXX had a dream.... XXX is done playing hide and go seek with Sharks XXX was kicking rocks Its a bird, its a plane, its the death of XXX See why you should play Footbal wiht out protection? bad XXX XXX learner not to play tag with Strangers XXX just came out the closet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bleuren Report post Posted July 26, 2006 xxx's death certificate has just been signed.. yey! you did mine! here is more xxx was punished for his/her n00bism! lolz!!! xxx is experiencing death xxx will know better than to die nextime! xxx's request to take a trip to the underworld has just been accepted! open your eyes nextime xxx..... xxx has taken a trip to the deep south xxx is now accomidating death.. xxx has just learned buying cheap armor doesn't pay off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fullmetal_aj Report post Posted July 26, 2006 xxx hang off the phone , the line is DEAD now !! xxx has left the building !!! xxx who do u think u r ?? some kind a hero ?? xxx if u r thinking of revenge remmember this .... U R DEAD NOW !! attention every one , who ever wana go to hell , plz sign in with xxx wrong time , wrong place , wrong move , xxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
duckyo Report post Posted July 26, 2006 An Army of Ducks just owned xxx! xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthropologist Report post Posted July 26, 2006 xxx has fallen and can't get up Natural selection just selected against xxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
duckyo Report post Posted July 26, 2006 XXX was taken away with the wind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
just_a_guy Report post Posted July 26, 2006 (edited) xxx was introduced to the Grim Reaper. xxx didnt know that eating spikes is bad. xxx is still living. -Benedict Arnold xxx shouldnt have touched that last cupcake... xxx learned the hard way. xxx found out bombs arent toys. Remember folks, never act like xxx. xxx went to the place where the sun doesn't shine. xxx fiddled with his lfe, and paid for it. xxx got supercagifragilisticespialidocious-ified. Edited July 26, 2006 by Just_A_Guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeMeSis Report post Posted July 26, 2006 xxx dies - Death message sponsored by DIE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites