Dent Report post Posted May 23, 2006 A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HavingFun Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Old :/ I've never heard it. I think it is hilarious!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borin_Ironfist Report post Posted July 8, 2006 ha ha funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted July 9, 2006 lol thats a good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites