warmastermage

The spaggeti turd one is interesting. I predict it will come out as a big mess. The designs are funny. But who in the world looks into thier toilet after they have taken a dump?

I dont think that it doesnt matter they are so short anyways. 1 sitting human=1 standing gnome. However if you have any other opionions post them here.

if you cant see the pic right click it copy it and paste it onto a document program ex microsoft word. That worked for me.

How about a Pker magnetism or a invasion magnetism cloak. That way you can still go on with your regular duties during invasions and be safe from pkers when doing quests like wine quest were you have to venture into talraji.

I think we should drop the prices on the common books to before and increase the prices for rare books by a lot. Ex a common book would be 50-500 gc where a rare book would be 5-25k.

Perhaps you should be able to add more gems to the armor to give it more abilities ex. 3 serp stones= indestructable 3rubies=heat protection 3 sapphires=ice protection 3rubies3sapphires=thermal protection. But i also think you should not be able to imbed in any old armor perhaps add modable armor into the game and imbed gems into modable armor.

I also think you can have images put on your cloaks that you find yourselves much like how the forums avatar options work. This way if you find a really cool pic on the net you can walk around looking good.

I also have an idea about bags. there should be tags that say what is in the bag before you look into it. I was training the other day and the ground of littered in bags filled with bones. However sometimes i find good stuff that people have ignored and not cared to pick up. I say we should be able to see what is in a bag so we can know if it is worth while to open it.

I say yes it takes way to long to increase your oa lv....... it would make it easier to get some better and more attributes and nexuses.

The rabbits side of the tale Long ago before Fluffies and chimmies ever existed, the rabbits lived peacefully on Isla Prima. They were very happy despite being killed so often. Then one day the rabbites had an argument, the brown rabbits were arguing that the white rabbits had hoarded all the food for themselves and greedily kept the supply from the brown rabbits. The white rabbits argued that the brown rabbits were just lazy in gathering their food but the truth was that they had more trouble blending in with the snow that they where spotted and killed before they could bring the food back to their hideout. They realised this and rushed to the cave on Isla Prima to make plans. The white rabbits however were gnawing away on their big supply of food in their secret hideout the second secret cave on Isla Prima. The brown rabbits formed a plan, they put black paint into the pipes that brought water to the white rabbits. When the rabbits when to the taps for their daily drink, they were covered by black in and there blending in ability was destroyed. This made the white rabbits in danger because not only did the brown rabbits constantly attack them, but the players could easily see them. So the white rabbits sent a representative to go to the Valley of the dwarves and sneak into the temple of Mortos and negotiate with him to help the rabbits win thier war. He agreed that if the rabbits promised to help him in his invasion he will help them win thier war. So the deal was made and Mortos granted the rabbits ultimate power. He made all the white rabbits on Isla Prima into fluffy rabbits. They destroyed the brown rabbits and drove them underground. They soon began to attack the people on Isla Prima. As a result they built snow forts and snow catapults that you still see on the Island to resist against the fluffy rabbits. This held them off for a very short time but the will of the gods are kind for Aulwen sent her army to the temple of Mortos to distract the bunnies from Isla Prima and to send them to the Dwarven Valley. This diversion worked well and the Fluffy rabbits left Isla Prima to defend Mortos. They were spared. The wolves side of the story The wolves have lived so happily along both sides of nordflaq river. They all lived under one alpha wolf and he ruled with power. All was well untill one day Aulwens forces marched along the east side of the river and destroyed thier home. This angered the Alpha wolf and so he sought revenge upon Aulwen. He went to the temple of Mortos during the night when Aulwens forces were resting and made a deal with Mortos to serve him forever if he could get revenge on Aulwen. This deal was made and Mortos turned all the wolves into Chimera Wolves. The battle! The next day Aulwens forces arrived at the temple of Mortos when they were attacked. Fluffies attacked from the north and Chimmies attacked from the south. This battle destroyed the town of Mynadar and killed many dwarves. The army of Aulwen was destroyed and Mortos sent his army to attack the rest of Serdia. Even to this day the Fluffies and Chimmies serve their master Mortos. They are an unstoppable force and power. Perhaps other animals will go to Mortos to ask for power in the distant future.................................

Edit: i wonder why i waited so long to edit this post?

after talking to the nordcarn dwarf about missiles i got many wild missle ideas. i am righting this down for a possiblity that you can do a quest for the dwarf so that you can make your own missiles. Missile launcer 10tit bars 30 fes 3efes This is used to launch missiles, it has a 1/5k chance that the misslie will blowup in the launher and destroy it. It needs a fuse and a fire essence to light the fuse and a missile for ammo. Misslie fuse made form 3 swamp candles twisted toghether, and a fire essence to light it this launches the missile in the missile launcher. Missles normal missiles 4steel bars 7fes this is a normal missile chauses 5-15 damage seeking missiles 4steel bars 6fes 4aes this follows your opponent causes 5-15 damage Armor piercing missile 4steel bars 1tit bar for the armor piercing tip 3earth essence 6fes this missile goes in a straight line going trough monsters and piercing there defence. this is how it works ex it starts out with 100 def it goes trough a monster with 20 def that reduces the missiles defence to 80 and destroys the monsters defence completly. if it goes though 4 more monsters with 20 def it will explode. If it hits a monster with 100+def it explodes and removes 100 from the monsters defence. causes 10-30 damage seeking armor piercing missiles this follows your opponents and goes trough them it has both the abillity of the seeking and the armor piercing missle. it does 15-35 damage. All of the missiles above are types of missles, for example a fire missle and be a fire seeking armor peircing missile. Each ability adds 5 to mina and max damage ex a fire missile would have 15-40 damage but with the seeking and armor piercing ability it would have 25-50 damage. to make a missle have the abilities just add 3 air ess for the seeking abilaty or/and 1 tit bar for the armor pierching ability. for the armor p ability the missles special ability will be repeated for every monster it goes trough. for ex a fire missle will explode 5 times if it goes trough 5 monsters Fire missle 4steel bars 20fire ess causes 15-40 damage see above info for seek and ap abilities this missle explodes on impact. Ice missle 4steel bars 7fes 15water ess for spec abil see above infor 15-40 damage freezes enemy energy missle 4 steel bar 7fes 15energy ess 20-25 damage releases many sparks that trackdown nearmy enemies see above info for spec ability sulfur missle (my personal favorite) 4steel bar 20fes 5sulphur 5water ess 5air ess 20-55 damage realease a cloud of vaporized sulphuric acid that destroys and/or corodes your oppenents armor this would really tick people off in pk areas. for spec ability info see above Mercury coated missile 4steel bar 10fes 3mercury 20-50 damage + murcury poisoning damage causes your opponent to be mercury poisoned Mercury poison alot like regualar poison but more lethat does 50 damage over 10 seconds. to fire a missile, equip the launcher, load the launcher, can hold 5 at a time, at a fuse to the launcher, and use a fire ess with the launcher If you have comments or new missile ideas post them here please thanks for reading this. I hope it will someday be real in eternal lands.

i will sell you 3.5 k of fe for 14k pm in game my name ingame is the same as in the forums.

Imagine fighting a monster like a gob and you cast a spell: you summon a cavewall that collapses on the goblin it loses 35 health. These spells would make good use of the unused essences. It would also be useful for making monsters feel your pain!

How about preists in the gods temples that use the power of the gods against you, summoning evil creatures at thier will!

Fool! I sold Trik weapons and armors covered in a contagious poison! your army will soon die a painful death. I guess i Triked him. hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha. He even gave me lots of gc for killing your army lmao! Your pathetic army wont survive! we WIN victory is ours you LOSE.

Sir_andrew you were given many warnings to stop the jokes. Even if they were jokes it is not acceptable. Guilds have every right to kick you out. Try to make a better reputation of yourself or try to find a guild that does not care about that stuff.

el should have shape shifting spells to temporily make you a monster or a animal. These spells should add additional a/d to your original a/d ex if you changed to a fluffy you would have 1/4 of its health and a/d if you were a 20/20 a/d with 50health changing into a fluffy would make you have 100 health with 45/45 a/d also monsters that you change into will not attack you. also you get to run faster and move like the animal you are changing into.

hahahaha lol funny on a scale of 1-10 how much did it hurt?

lol .....................................

Funny it was amusing!

A friend of mine once did # 30 lol they were all funny

once a noob wanted my steel long for 5gc!

I like the arnold one. I guess a govenor doesnt have time to work out lol.

All of them were funny lol