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warmastermage

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  1. Days Of Bam

    Funny i enjoyed it
  2. now that's messenger spam!

    Interesting. ???? what are the purpose of the bots why all all of them have messenger in their names?
  3. Don't Let Them Escape!

    It was really fun shooting down those big headed brats i could not stop playing.
  4. A few good flash animations

    Morto the Magician was funny altough i feel sorry for all those people
  5. murphy's laws

    lol i enjoyed them very much
  6. Medieval insults :)

    Thou lummpish fool-born haggard :battleaxe_rune:
  7. One guy

    funny!
  8. New Song!

    I will find the way to Roanof i know how to bribe secrets out of people. I paid an axe book to find the secret cave on ip and i bet i can do the same to others with more valuable stuff hahahaha.
  9. Another Star Wars Episode

    hahhahaahahahaha FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :battleaxe_rune:
  10. Don't Let Them Escape!

    Are you kidding that was the easiest game i have ever played. :axeman_rune: :battleaxe: :battleaxe_rune:
  11. Videogame Lookalikes

    Some are goodlook alikes but most are ???????? Its certainly amusing but not really funny.
  12. Web Page converter

    The writing on the bottom part is pretty funny.
  13. now that's messenger spam!

    That must had been major lag! Although i have seen more ppl on one screen.
  14. Pwned

    I have never been a big fan of Bush so that wesite was really funny :lol:
  15. Look! yes this is real not edited!

    The guide is pretty good although i never have fought a fluffy YET. just wondering what did the fluffy drop that time you killed it?
  16. Dog with two dicks

    I have to admit that dog is cute. :lol:
  17. how it REALLY happened

    Its funny when Navi pwns that wolf. :lol: i never knew fairies could fight like that
  18. Are you a Nerd?

    5.4 i have the record lowest nerdity score!
  19. When Internet Forums go BAD!

    :lol: funny but very long
  20. Dog with two dicks

    The fluffy bunny is also cute but that does not mean it is not vicious. Cute does no always mean nice.
  21. how it REALLY happened

    A bow made of cheap wood and plastic? how would they get plastic in a time period like that? i like the part with the cardboard ghosts though
  22. Tavern on fire

    You must of had major lag when you took that screenshot. I am surprized you wer'nt eaten by a grue when you took it.
  23. The Revolt of the Ants

    A few decades from now the ants revolted on learner and began the start of the great ant empire, an unstopped power ruled by the ant queen. It was a time of despair for the people of Serdia; no one could stop the ants. It all started on a day like any other, the ants gathered around Learner pretending to pay respects, when he was surrounded with no escape, the ants drew daggers and began stabbing him until he was no more. Then began the revolt, the ant queen conquered Isla Prima and made it the capital of the empire, one by one the bots of Serdia began falling under the control of the ants. Finally it came to a point where the ant empire created an army of unstoppable bots. The ant queen began taking over the lands of Serdia one by one until she controlled all of Serdia. She put into power the many bots. Trade bots such as Vendor and Nera controlled the trade and commerce, Eternal Broker was put in charge as treasurer and ants 1-5 were made generals. Soon the monsters of Serdia gave into the ants control. The Ant queen would have Fluffies and Chimmys as her pets; she would have orcs as guards for her castle and made gargoyles serve as decorations. Soon she moved her capital to the center of Grubani. From there she made plans to take over another continent and enslave it in the power of the ants. When all hope was lost, Aulwen the Goddess of defense and Zarin the goddess of freedom took power over the animals of Serdia and formed an army to attack the capital of the ant empire. This weakened the ants and angered the ant queen. She prepared to send her army to Tarsenguard to destroy the temple of Zarin and to The forest of the fall to destroy the temple of fall to destroy the temple of Aulwen. Then a last group of the peoples of Serdia formed an army of their own and marched against the armies of the ants with the animals at their sides. Then came a great battle that lasted many months. During the time many people, animals, monsters, and ants lost their lives. When the ants were about to claim victory, a great hero snuck into the Ant Queens throne room to assassinate her. He stuck her head on a pike to show in front of the ants and extinguish their hope. The ant army surrendered and was put in dungeons along with their allies. Then people held a long calibration to honor the Goddess Aulwen and the goddess Zarin and to reward themselves for their victory. It was the fall of the ant empire and the beginning of a new independent age for the free peoples of Serdia. "May Learners spirit rest in peace and the ant queen’s corrupted spirit be banished for all eternity." [/color][/font]
  24. Whe should put some elemental attack spells in. Spells that do major damage to monsters. That set them on fire and make them run around like idiots spells that would kill monsters fast and have very funny animations. if you have any ideas aboout an elemental spell you would like to see post them here.
  25. Dog with two dicks

    :angry2: <_< -_- The dog probably wandered into a radioactive waste site, and got mutated.
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