Grum Report post Posted January 21, 2005 and then they read books! and took a walk outside into the ...real world... R U trying to turn this into some sort of horror story!!1!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenod Report post Posted January 21, 2005 And then, as Timmy looked into the lake he saw all kinds of reptiles, fish, and insects. He had finally seen the first thing he had set out to see. He jumped into the lake and started to strangle everything from the fish to the mosquito. After a long hard day of lake-side genocide, Timmy sat down under the ashy silouette of what was once a mighty oak tree to read a book entitled, "Wolves of the Calla". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platyna Report post Posted January 21, 2005 ...and then he got bored, bought a laptop, installed UNIX, started to play EL again and started to wonder how the heck turn on fast writes, that are disabled even if his chipset supports them, to get more FPS so his head will not jump while walking from VOTD to Nordcarn... Regards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted January 21, 2005 And then, while playing with his new laptop, which he had bought from noone since there was noone there to sell, he discovered the mircales of hdparm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted January 21, 2005 And then Timmy saw his ex-girlfriend Dana, another cockroach, who had previously broken his heart. He was so depressed by the memories (and still in the killing mood), that he committed murder-suicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted January 21, 2005 And then Timmy sees his ex-girlfriend Dana, another cockroach, who had previously broken his heart. He was so depressed by the memories (and still in the killing mood), that he committed murder-suicide. And then, there was noone left. and the world was good, and peaceful. Until the yacks started a communist revolution against the oppressing class of white whales. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenod Report post Posted January 21, 2005 And then, unknownst to all of them, Scruffers was in charge of the universe for the week. God had finally taken a holiday after working infinity non-stop. Scruffles saw these barbaric actions on Earth...And he was not pleased... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted January 21, 2005 (edited) And then Scruffers said "Let there be canines!" and a new canine race dominated the world. Edited January 21, 2005 by Anastasia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenod Report post Posted January 21, 2005 And then God came back from his vacation at the Outer Rim and saw what Scruffers had done. God paused for a few moments, then they both belted out laughter so hard and so loud that even today the Scruffoids say they can hear the wind laughing at them. So the Scruffoids hatched a plan to take over the Earth and the moon too, cause it was pretty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted January 21, 2005 And the scruffoids populated the moon, and drove all the white whales that lived there underground...undermoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenod Report post Posted January 21, 2005 And then, when the last Scruffoid flag was placed ontop the last Scruffoid moon mountain peak. The UnderScruffs decided to rebel against their lunar cousins. The US had become hideously disfigured and mutated; their fur had all fallen off except for the tops of their heads - their pink skin showing bright and shiney. Their snouts had shrunken back into their heads, making them have disgusting round-shaped skulls. And the most horrifying part were their claws...they no longer had claws; but instead they had fingers and little things on their feet called "toes". The round-skulls needed a leader, and among the sea of pink faces, a lowly miner underscruff walked to the podium and declared that he, Timmy Scruffers, would lead the rebellion against the Empire. For this was no moon....this was A SPACESHIP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roja Report post Posted January 22, 2005 And then Timmy Scruffers took charge and shouted to all the Round Skulls "Hear me now men! we are men not cocks and not roaches anymore! We will eat the grass at our feet until we can fuel our spaceship with enough gas to pass through the atmosphere and into the grassy worlds beyond where we will eat more grass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted January 22, 2005 And then the men came down with a case of "Mad Grass Disease" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edsayno Report post Posted January 22, 2005 and then the whole population was dominated by mad eating lizards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starman_Omega Report post Posted January 22, 2005 and then the lizars were conquered by those freaky ships in Battlestar galactica. After this 100,000 years passed and the world started over, with NO SUDDEN ENDINGS. people were somewhat advanced and could build stone fortresses and cities. as you know alot of geography can change in 100,000 years and one large island was near the medditeranian ocean(of course europe or africa or any continent for that matter was on the face of the earth just large islands) and had an island south east of it. these islands were called Seridia and Irillion. there was a great war... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted January 22, 2005 (edited) and then there was more great war. After that followed a period of a rather large war, followed by the huge 10-year war. In the massive war that followed the huge war nothing much happened really (except for the occasional slaughtering), but it was this massive war that set the stage for the grand war, the greatest of all great wars, apart from the overwhelmingly big war, which ended in the year of our lady Aluwen 354. Edited January 22, 2005 by Grum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edsayno Report post Posted January 22, 2005 and then cloud from FF7 had come to live to save us all from the evil 3 headed monkey and sepiroth, but he could not conquer these great foes alone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xavier1 Report post Posted January 22, 2005 And then Timmy invents a time machine to go back and save scruffers. And then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starman_Omega Report post Posted January 22, 2005 I killed scruffers president-assassination style and use the time machine to go bAck where edsayno was... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chatterbug89 Report post Posted January 22, 2005 and then gets bored of all this nocenese and sits down and reads Designing Embeded Hardware along with a assortment of other books involving programing and programing embreded devices so he coudl invent a doomsday device to take over Pluto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edsayno Report post Posted January 22, 2005 and then sets the books on fire because reading is boring and evil, then timmy set sail on the seas to conquer all the island naploean style Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chatterbug89 Report post Posted January 22, 2005 and then he reliseses the errors of his ways, burns Edsayno in a firery pit of death, rebuys his books, and sits down reading again to build his doomsday machine ((Designing Embeded hardware is a awesome book by the way Yay O'Rieley books )) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shasso Report post Posted January 22, 2005 and then Jimmy M. Scrub finds out and starts to hunt his azz down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
(Athosino) Report post Posted January 22, 2005 and then timmy wakes up and finds out this whole topic was a dream....what a surprise uhh...good morning! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted January 22, 2005 And then timmy asked his mother for a ice cream but she didnt want to give him one ;( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
