A Few Jokes, Happy Thanksgiving

[Hades[ingame]]

HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING, AND MAKE SOME GOODIES

 

Rum cake recipes.

 

1 2.5 quart fine Jose Cuervo

3 TBSP of sugar

1 TSP of salt

3 eggs

2 cups dried fruit

3-6 cups of flour

1 package of "tommy lennin" brand dough

1 stick of butter

 

TOOLS

 

3 quart bowl

7" cookie sheet

mixer,

measure cups,

oven.

 

start by preheating the oven to 450 degrees,

taste 1 TBSP of your Jose Cuervo to make sure it is fine.

 

next grease your cookiesheet.

 

spread flour over your dough, and start the kneeding proccess.

mix 1 TBSP of sugar with 1 stick of butter, and 1 TSP of salt in a bowl.

Take a sip of the Jose Cuervo to make sure it is not too heated.

 

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the

Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2

leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in

the cup of dried fruit, taste your Jose Cuervo again.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the

turner. If the fried druit gets stuck

in the beaterers just pry it loose with

a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to

check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or

something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check

the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon

juice and strain your nuts. Add one

table. Add threen spoon and sugars, or

somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash

the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not

to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the

turner. Finally, throw the bowl through

the window, finish the Cose Juervo and

make sure to put the stove in the

dishwasher.

 

 

 

 

 

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Getting Old:

> >Three old men are walking outside... >First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" >Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" >Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a drink." >------------------------------------------------ >A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It >cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." >"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" >"Twelve thirty." >------------------------------------------------------ >Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few

 

>days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous >young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris >and >said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" >Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be

 

>cheerful.'" >The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart >murmur. Be careful.'" >------------------------------------- >As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. >Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I >just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on >Interstate >80. >Please be careful!" >"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" >------------------------------------------------ >

Edited November 25, 2004 by Hades[ingame]

[Jebus]

LOL

 

Sounds like my weekend (the cake thing)

[Ember]

Ok ok ok ok ok

I am on my 3... no 4... maybe 2nd... bottle erm cup ... glass thingie.... of jose

 

what do i do with the.... erm.. omg the OVEN IS ON FIRE!!!!

 

 

 

lol sorry jk

gave me a good laugh thanks

Emby