pennifuin Report post Posted August 10, 2005 (edited) well, i was having a nice day, strolling through Portland, and i get a GM saying i 'should speak to DRAGOnGOD, he thinks hes a Dragon'. 'Ooo', thought i, that will be interesting, so heres the first (well i think it is) Interview with a dragon..../boy. [PM to DRAGOnGOD: hey, are you a dragon?!] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: ya ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: real life burt not always ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: oh really?] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: like when tehres a full moon or something/] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: just when i get mad ussually] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: phh] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: ohh*] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: that must be cool] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: or when i ate my brother ] #GM from Pennifuin: im talking to him ^_^ [PM from DRAGOnGOD: not for my bro ] #GM from Equilibrium: lmao [PM to DRAGOnGOD: poor him] #GM from Equilibrium: what is he saying? #GM from Pennifuin: gonna post the log #GM from Equilibrium: nice [PM to DRAGOnGOD: so can you fly? breathe fire?] #GM from Dent: excellent! [PM from DRAGOnGOD: i threw him up he tsted like well u dont want to know] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: they wont let me fly ] #GM from Pennifuin: he ate his poor brother, but he threw him up [PM to DRAGOnGOD: whos they? the doctors?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: my barrents and the genetic ment ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: what do your parents think about you being a dragon?] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: ment?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: they know ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: whats 'ment'?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: parrents know bout it they helped make me a dragon] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: oh, cool, how did they do that?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: sry the genetic engeneres ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: did it hurt, making you a dragon?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: duno thy use the morfeen] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: stuff is not fun ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: makey u all sleepy] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: morphine?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: y ai cant spell] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: yeah, i've had morphine when i dislocated my hip] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: can feel that it hurts] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: do you get any other cool powers?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: ya i can stand 5 guys hitting me with a stun gun] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: 6 is a problem] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: i could imagine...so dont you feel bad, if you turned into a dragon and ate somone, or flamed a poor little kitten or something?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: and i have to wath hello kitty ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: they are making me help] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: snezes and burns the cage ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: smeg] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: eep] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: and i can kill peopl by singing ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: blimey...] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: i want to eat the gyu that made hello kitty ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: brb] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: ok mate] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: back] #GM from Pennifuin: haha that dragon guy is hilarious [PM to DRAGOnGOD: whered you go?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: cooking ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: for my grand mother ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: that must be easy when your a dragon...no need for an oven...] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: ause she scares me and im a dragon ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: she really scars me ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: grandmothers are scary, why dont you eat her? no-one would know] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: she was a high school teaher ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: she is over 3000 pounds and my momm would kill me ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: she wouldnt have to know,] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: *#300 ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: wow...big granny] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: she was a high school teacher my intestants would kill me ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: have u ever seen my cousn in the lockness lake] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: never, i dont think anyone has] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: heard alot about him] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: well he is really a dragon of watter] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: oh right, is he human too?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: no] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: far from it ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: well...he is a dragon] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: that is y no one took a pictur] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: why? because he would eat them? or something.../] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: next to the tavern] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: no cause he is cammar shy] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: aww, so dont you have any family snaps? birthdays....christmas's...mayber your jewish?] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: in that case, hannukah] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: yep jewish] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: Wow, your the first Jewish Dragon i have ever met] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: only dragon u ever meet] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: brb] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: ok] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: hi ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: hullo] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: so why cant you fly?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: broken wing ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: how did you do that?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: had a problem with trees ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: low flying? without a license?] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: in the dark/] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: no tryed to land and a mosquito got in my eye] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: pesky mossies..] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: and i have over 200 bites areaty] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: well...dragons are big...] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: 200 isnt that many..] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: im surprised they can get through your scales] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: rhtey love me ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: really lov me ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: arent dragons cales really tough though?] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: *scales] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: was human then ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: ohh] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: and so hard that u can throw a cinder block ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: wow...thats hard.] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: but stunguns work well (with the exepton o size] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: naturally] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: how about water?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: that is y ti take 6 guyy with stun guns] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: doesnt that put out your 'fire'?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: i hat swiming ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: ya i breath fire spit acid and sometimes ice ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: i have to go mate, good luck with being a dragon...] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: wow, you arent a king black dragon are you?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: horralbe watter ] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: oh and whats your real name?] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: no a osorta sacrid ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: cant tell ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: but well r] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: a ] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: ff] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: i'll call you Trevor, good luck with things Trevor the Dragon] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: bye!] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: ok] [PM to DRAGOnGOD: stuff to do be back in a bit.] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: ok] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: u have a deer] [PM from DRAGOnGOD: im hungry ] *end of interview* Edited August 10, 2005 by pennifuin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoJo Report post Posted August 10, 2005 lol too long i don't want to read it maybe i will soon when i'm not so tired Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mori Ranmaru Report post Posted August 10, 2005 Lol penni, now I know what you were talking about...now i think DragonGod is way more wierder than I did origionally... Heres another funny one...the things you here sitting in the rat house: yoshimaster: where you here when i otld you... about the aliens?/ Mori_Ranmaru: nope yoshimaster: well yoshimaster: .... will you.. beleive me? Mori_Ranmaru: ...maybe... yoshimaster: .. 2 days ago i was abducted by these strange aliens, they handed me something small and black, i swallowed it deliberetly, then, the next day, i gave birth t yoshimaster: to 2 baby aliens, and i am prepared to protect them and love them when i can Can't use an item after another, you need at least 1 second before [re]using an item. yoshimaster: .. they are beautfiul... Mori_Ranmaru: interesting... Mori_Ranmaru: send me a pic yoshimaster: .. everyone asks that and still, i have no digital camera Mori_Ranmaru: dang yoshimaster: = ( yoshimaster: one.. has very sharp teeth yoshimaster: .. and the other.. has a long spiky tail.. (*) Mori_Ranmaru summoned a Fox yoshimaster: ... yoshimaster: i love them... yoshimaster: .. Mori_Ranmaru: lol Mori_Ranmaru: wow Mori_Ranmaru: stupid fox Mori_Ranmaru: come over here... Mori_Ranmaru: there we go yoshimaster: ... yoshimaster: i got whiplashed... lastnight.. by the tailed one.. and bitten.. by the tooth one... theyre so playful... No player with such name! Mori_Ranmaru: lol yoshimaster: .. my bud, killerkeith.. lived up to his name... he said take a swiss knife to their heads... or punch them.. todeath... yoshimaster: ill.. NEVER.. do it.. i love thjem to much... (*) Mori_Ranmaru summoned a Fox yoshimaster: ... yoshimaster: so.. do you beleive me? Mori_Ranmaru: I do...in a kinda wierd way yoshimaster: .. what do you mean>? Mori_Ranmaru: Its kindof unbelivable...but I kinda believe it and kinda don Mori_Ranmaru: 't yoshimaster: i see... yoshimaster: because... its true.. Mori_Ranmaru: I wanna believe it...but my mind is not really letting me.. #GM from SirDan: im guna log off for a bit #GM from SirDan: ill be back soon tho Can't use an item after another, you need at least 1 second before [re]using an item. yoshimaster: ..... all i need... is someones name.. theni can send... the .. aliens to implant... an egg into.. the person.. i say Can't use an item after another, you need at least 1 second before [re]using an item. yoshimaster: ... keith doesnt belive me.. but theres one inside him.. now too... yoshimaster: ...... come on... whats your name... mori_ranmaru: .......................... Mori_Ranmaru: Mori Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted August 11, 2005 Smart enough to come up with that story, and yet doesn't even know the name of who he's talking to? And did I ever tell you about how I can turn a woman into a dragon? 3 simple letters. No, not "FUD"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
