shasso Report post Posted January 12, 2005 News!! DELOSEK IS BACK!: Hold on to your bags.. SCARR!: Has eleven toes. NEW UPDATE IS COMING!: 'Soon'. --------------------------------------------------------------- In focus: Buttheads From a reliable source we learned that there is an upset rising among the WSC scientists. They discovered a strange new behaviour pattern among the Ogre population across the whole land (see pictures 1-5). At first they they thought they are just witnessing some sort of a not yet known Ogre male bonding ritual, but then they noticed that the participants of such 'ritual' die a horrible death so they were forced to look for new causes of this activity. For a while they suspected the reason to be the high levels of sulphur in the local noobs whitch is known to damage Ogre brain and make them act funny, but when they discovered that this 'Ostridge syndrom' as they called it, is spreading to other species (see picture 6), they became worried. It is obviously some deadly and contageous virus whitch could mutate and eventually spread onto the people. And dwarves. So until more is known, you should stay away from any animal/monster you see lying in this position and if you know that someone touched them, report him to the nearest health facility and, for the love of god, don't turn your back at him. ------------------------------------------------------------- Celebrity interview: The n00b [PM to _n00b_: yo] [PM from _n00b_: yo ] [PM to _n00b_: i wanna interview y00] [PM from _n00b_: why ?] [PM to _n00b_: for the newspaper] [PM from _n00b_: pls no =)] [PM to _n00b_: cmon, ill pay you 100 gc] [PM from _n00b_: ok] [PM to _n00b_: why such name] [PM from _n00b_: just because i am a n00b ] [PM to _n00b_: you feel like one?] [PM from _n00b_: yeah and i like the word n00b ] [PM to _n00b_: oh, you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and say 'damn, what a n00b!'] [PM from _n00b_: yes] [PM to _n00b_: do you get owned by rabbits?] [PM from _n00b_: yes, i didnt fight in this game] [PM to _n00b_: what do u do for money] [PM from _n00b_: ....] [PM from _n00b_: i beg] [PM to _n00b_: how long u play this] [PM from _n00b_: a few days] [PM to _n00b_: whats the most non-noob thing that you have done so far] [PM from _n00b_: ehm beg for the exc cape ? ] [PM to _n00b_: =)] [PM to _n00b_: puppy eyes?] [PM from _n00b_: hehe yes] [PM from _n00b_: do you have some armor that you dont need?] ------------------------------------------------------------- Quotes of the week: [TiDuS]: pc on noobs [PM to Maverick_Souls: i rule ] [PM from Maverick_Souls: yeah you rule your 3 brain cells] [Linux]: Selling: 1 life essence (4.4gc), 33 titanium bars (70gc each), 500 threads (3gc each), PM me. [teh banned 0n3na]: Topic! --------------------------------------------------------------- Teh Paparazzi: OMG, mysterious stranger hit the jackpot!! Yeah, spank that ass! Elise, after a few hours of training on fluffy. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Till next time, your pimpfuly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roja Report post Posted January 12, 2005 lmao... please add these to EL.net Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michael Report post Posted January 12, 2005 absaloutly quality shasso ur great at this hope to see more B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mauler Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Ohohohohk's sword looks like its .... . ... but lol it was great, as always. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakie Report post Posted January 13, 2005 lol :lol: nice shasso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ohohok Report post Posted January 14, 2005 lol, wasnt it a cute gob? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted January 14, 2005 ahh you can lick my eleven toes!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
