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Men do need women. Without women how would my laundry get done and folded, my food get cooked, and after dinner my dishes get washed all while I enjoy sitting down in a comfy chair playing a little EL. In short my life would be miserable without women.

It was defiantely corny but still fun to read.

Yeah I think that lower lvl fighters should be the higher lvl players so they are omre vulnerable but they get better armor. I think armor should be provided and the armor provided used as prizes.

1.If you think you're fat, you probably are, don't ask them. 2.Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down. 3.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 4.Sometimes they're not thinking about you. Live with it. 5.Don't ask them what they're thinking about unless you're prepared to discuss topics such as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks. 6.Shopping is something they will never enjoy. 7.Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8.Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect them to like it. 9.Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 10.Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. They're bound to miss. 11.Most guys own 2-3 pairs of shoes. What makes you think they'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 30, would look good with your dress? 12.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 13.Don't give them 50 rules when 25 will do. 14.Don't fake it. They'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 15.All comments become null and void after 7 days. 16.Anything they said 6-8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. 17.If you don't dress like Victoria's Secret models, don't expect them to act like soap opera guys. 18.If something they said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry, they meant the other one. 19.Let them ogle. If they don't look at other women, how can they know how pretty you are? 20.You can either ask them to do something OR tell them how you want it done--not both. 21.Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do they.

I agree with this but take it one step furter. We need the unrinals that have the automatic fluchers on them. That would be more than amazing if you ask me.

I dont know whether to laugh at him of feel bad for him. He just wanted to fit in. He looks up to you. :lol:

I will volunteer to be a pawn as long as I am online... just tell me when and where. Also I know my way around map editor a little but I'm not that great, so I might be able to make a map and then you can see if you can have a mod make it pkable, or make the participants pkable so the spectators dont get hurt. I'll see what i can do on the map editor and see if i can get you a map made with squares on it.

lol those were good for a laugh or 2

lol that was pretty good.

HAHA. I have a cat and and he is outside for the summer but we give him a flea bath when he comes in for the winter and man is it a pain. Thanks for the laugh!

This list was to be taken as a joke and in no way directed towards anyone. This list was for all people to enjoy men and women alike. Because both genders can look at MOST of the items on the list and say "wow that is really true." I send my apologies to anyone who dislikes this post and I send my thanks to the ones who like it.

You can get the TC client made by labrat off of my guilds website. www.geocities.com/clockus2000 And also I volunteer for a pawn or something of that sort. Wherever my strategy person would put a 31/29/20/20 and counting

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Yeah this could be really cool if you put like lower level fighters as pawns and then some of the higher ranked fighters up in the king and queen position. You would have to use strategy in order to position your people acccording to their skills. I would do this as a lower level fighter 31/29/20/20 and I would really appreciate it if it were like no armor or only leather armor or something like that. I would like to participate, but I cant afford to lose all of my good armor.

It was funny the first time I read it when goatsgomoo posted. Not AS funny the next time.

Well he may have needed directions to get to asia but I think he lucked out when he stumbled upon America if you ask me. (keep in mind I am American )

How much for the gem sanding paper and the gemstone hammer and chisel?

-If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message. -This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. -Hi. Now you say something

hahaha thats awesome

lol I got a little chuckle out of it.

I really like the outfit but im not much for the dark side

Feel free to add to the list if you think of any new ones.

Ill play if im online... Theglassonion

Thats hilarious as long as its only girls that hes hitting on

Im fresh out of gold but i will give you a handshake and a pat on the back for one.