Jump to content
Eternal Lands Official Forums

Lexi

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    881

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Lexi

  3. Posted · Edited by Lexi · Report reply

    The message would have to be coded to the #day command until the next 0:00, cause I don;t think it's coded like one would think, which is why it doesn't show up on the #day command, it's coded to display when the stone is used, not when the day is changed.

     

    I know only a little bit of code, I think it would be a little challenge to work around :P

     

    LOVE the idea, btw.

  6. Posted · Edited by Lexi · Report reply

    Here's a good one:

     

    Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all?" "That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't." "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys." "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete."

     

    Hehehe, Oh I would be SoL without Control, Alt and Delete :/

    ********************

     

    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself): If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

    1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

     

    2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

     

    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

     

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

     

    5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT." But then you would have to buy more seats.

     

    6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five per cent of the roads.

     

    7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

     

    8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

     

    9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

     

    10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

     

    11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.

     

    12. Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how

    to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

     

    13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

  17. Posted · Report reply

    LOve this idea a whole lot. The benefit will likely be the hardest part of the idea, I would guess..

     

    So I guess the benefit will last for a month?

     

    I like the slight extra exp idea, I think eliminating Mini Events might be to drastic, as it'll make Non Stop Day useless for the month (I think?), maybe decrease the chance slightly (although this idea doesn't benefit everyone really..).

     

    The increase chance in a good day seems like a great idea.

     

    Increased Walking Speed sounds pr0, but would make speed Hax useless?

     

    Someone mentioned less cool down, that would be nice. Decreased mana cost in spells (if possible) could be nice too

  20. Posted · Report reply

    I didn't have the option on because i am on dial up, and it was constantly downloading the images, lol. Some looked really nice though. I didn't get a chance to see a whole lot of them.

     

    So I really don't know if I should vote or not >.>

     

    If I want a change in an item, I will just change it, normally I shift clothing around, or recolor them, for personal use (I did this with the mules because I really don't like the ordinary colors other than black <3)

  23. Posted · Report reply

    Kinda thought this one was more than fair... >.> But whatever, your item, I would say next time maybe post your least wanted amount? Thus, you wouldn't be wasting everyone's time (including yours).

     

    Normally wouldn't say anything, but you totally posted a lot in Market and here. Kinda seemed... desperate? :P Definitely not a good way to seek your wanted price (especially if it's more than fair).

  24. Posted · Edited by Lexi · Report reply

    +1

     

    I actually don't waste my time on auctions because of this, it's technically spam, kinda pointless to host/bid an action when it'll just fall through. :P

     

    Better to seel an item for XX price with the option of: Or Best Offer.

     

    Oh yes, and the "private bids", if people start doing that, I know it's a waste of time, because I sincerely don't know if that is the auctioneer bumping the price (it has been done...)

  25. Posted · Edited by Lexi · Report reply

    OKay, we already know the risks in having bags on the ground, must we mention this with EVERY bagjumping thread, can't we just post a bagjumper and go on with our day, must we always have a 4-10 page essay over the same crap???

     

    Seriously :/

     

    Anyway... unfortunately, since it's a private guild, and so many of the members are known players, it does give the guild a bad reputation. As such, if I had a bot, I would ban the guild, plain as day, sorry to say...I am also warning all my friends, because I don't know who's honest, and who's not from that guild anymore.

     

    It's not an accusation, just a simple warning; A KAOS member MIGHT bag jump you.

×