Back in my hayday...hey hey...day of hey...hey di hi di ho...I had a notebook, which was SUPPOSED to be for school...of course, it ended up becoming my unoffical EL notebook...
For quite some time now it has gone missing...I just found it again...wowza but what's in there!
-There is no Fork website design/game/cult
-Plans for mods (Dark Shadow, EL: Underground (all drow, caves...), QOTA)
-3.17
-Trailer ideas
-Movie ideas
-Story ideas and stories themselves
-Doodles (precursors to my avvy)
-EL: Dark Shadow scripts, characters, music, and more...
-Damn, so that's where my science notes went!
-and my personal favorite...a hefty project I began on...
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers...
adapted for the EL addict in YOU!
Connecting to server...
Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question.
GandalF: U shall not pass!!!!!111`poi1yhp
BalRogX: ??
Frodo: OMG did n e one see that?
Sam: wtf r u talkin about fro?
Frodo: 2 guys were just...
Frodo: nvm, I'll post on bug reports
#Message from Entropy: This is the Two Towers, btw.
Frodo: wtf?
Sam: how do i eat? =P
Frodo: stfu and eat ur bread that elf gave us, ur not a n00b, n00b.
Sam: k
Sam: mmm tasty =)
Welcome to Someplace Familiar!
Sam: this looks familiar
Frodo: duh...we've been here befor
Frodo: this sux
Frodo: we need a map
There is no map for this place!
Frodo: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
There is no map for this place!
There is no map for this place!
There is no map for this place!
There is no map for this place!
There is no map for this place!
Resync with server...
GoLlUm: gimme free stuff
GoLlUm: gimme free stuff
GoLlUm: gimme free stuff
GoLlUm: gimme free stuff
GoLlUm: gimme free stuff
GoLlUm: gimme free stuff
Frodo: die u n00b
You cannot attack players on this map!
Frodo: smeg\
GoLlUm: ooouuuuu
Sam: omg he's humping me kick him f
U r ~ allowed to do that, slave!
Frodo: I cant i'm a NH but i think ent's on...
GoLlUm: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i sry plz dont
Sam: thx frod
Frodo: np
GoLlUm: ouuuu u have a serp i used to have a serp some guy gave me but i got kild
Frodo: lemme guess, it was ur precious?
GoLlUm: no it ws a ring...it was part of a quest bt i had to gfive it to sum1
Frodo: o
Frodo: and was that ur precious?
GoLlUm: shut up i'm not stupid
GoLlUm: how do u quit?
[PM from Sam: hey, he said he had a ring, maybe that's the one that npc gave us]
[PM from Sam: that we were supposed to destroy?]
[PM to Sam: seems like it is...]
[PM from Sam: don't tell him how to quit...he said he gave it to the guy, maybe he did th quest...]
[PM to Sam: ur a genius]
Frodo: we'll tell u how to quit if u lead us to the guy u gave ur precious to
GoLlUm: u have precious 2?????????
GoLlUm: wheee
Frodo: ugh, get off of me! yes, but its our precious...u show us to the NPC we tell u how to quit
Frodo: deal?
GoLlUm: deel. follw me
***
Pippen: Merry u afk?
Merry: nah, lag
Pippen: wtf is up w/learners new bots
Pippen: the uruks?
Merry: dunno but they drop good gear
Merry: so lets follow them
Pippen: yay, were so naive
Merry: ???
Pippen: oops i mean yessir
Uruk7: wait
Uruk2: wut?
Uruk7 sniffs
Uruk2: ?? wasn't me
Uruk7: no...sum1 follows us
Uruk2: damn, faster u little uruk buckets of smeg!
Pippen: holy crap, they talk!
Merry: ya...oh crap they must know we're here...lets go
Pippen: hang on I gotta drop some stuff...
Pippen: ah i have an extra lothlorien leaf, ill dorp that
Merry: k lets go
***
Aragorn: damn
Aragorn: ah, that's a great opening line
Aragorn: damn
Aragorn: I'm so sexy
Aragorn: I'm hotter than orlando bloom
Aragorn: Daayyymmmn
Legolas: I heard that!
Aragorn: smeg...I mean...oh no...learners new bots r leading thos 2 newbs into a pk map
Legolas: hang on, wait for gimli
Gimli: muthasmeging lag!! harr!!!
Legolas: hey gim we gotta go chase uruks now
Gimli: harr this be fun
Gimli: hang on i'm laggy as hell lemme close something
Gimli: k lets rock n roll muthasmegers
#Message from Entropy: This is where we have the supercool scene where the camera pans aroudn them.
[PM to Entropy: "aroudn"...]
[PM from Entropy: stfu]
Aragorn: ah that was dramatically sexy
Legolas: wtf that wasn't in the notebook??
Aragorn: uh er i meen...
Aragorn: Legolas! u modified ur game so u can see further, rite?
Legolas: ye...oh damn
Aragorn: wat? wat do ur "elf eyes" see?
Legolas: they're leading them to Tarsengaard!
Aragorn: ...uhh...isn't it Isengard?
Legolas: I will kill u.
Aragorn: my apologies...isnt' that a PK map wher e the mysterious SaruMom resides?
Legolas: ye
Legolas: yes*
Gimli: harrrrr now wai'm in porman mod
Gimli: thiss suzx\ =(
Legolas: took u long enuf
Legolas: Gim?
Gimli has been eaten by a Grue! (He/she lagged out!)
Aragorn: lmao
***
Warning, you are about to enter a PK map!
Welcome to Tarsengaard!
SaruMom: hm i feel like being evil
Welcome to South Kilaran!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
Tumaros: hey guys! =)
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
007: hey tum
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
Tumaros: what's going on? o_O
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
007: n00b -_- just learned how to summon
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
Tumaros: i c. I suppose we should run...monster magnetism hasn't been implimented yet, has it?
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
007: oh my goodness, you are right. We should most certainly run.
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
( * ) SaruMom has summoned an orc
Tumaros is now 6 ft under!
007 will be pushing up the daisies!
Tumaros: oh crap.
007: I don't think we're in EL anymore...
Son_of_Theodyn: Pardon me, can you guys direct me to the exit?
Tumaros: ...
***
#GM from Eomer: Theoden, u here?
#GM from WermTung: hey Eomer
#GM from Eowyn: hey bro! =)
#GM from Eomer: hey sis...I see Theodyn's got his smeging friend on again...wermtung...fitting name
#GM from Eowyn: ya, uncle Theo's been kinda sick lately =\
#GM from WermTung: I guess i can tell u now...the guild's mine!
#GM from WermTung: *evil laff*
#GM from Eomer: why u goddamn little piece of smeg...
#GM from WermTung: ho hum. u bore me. *kicked* >=)
#GM from Eowyn: NOOOOOOOOOO!
#GM from WermTung: hey eo u got a webcam?? ;)
#GM from Eowyn: u sick little bastard...
***
Aragorn: I'm, to sexy for my cape, to sexy for EL, to s...
Legolas: aragorn...in front of you...
Aragorn: hm? o look a bag
Legolas: wtf out here?
Legolas: must be some newbs
Aragorn: ya...def...it's a 'lorien leaf.
Legolas: the stuff of newbs, fo sho
Aragorn: now that i have one of these, i'm even more sexy
[PM to Gimli: kill him, puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeease!]
***
Pippen: dude i think we just found the urukhill
Pippen: lookit all these bags!
Merry: uh oh...uruks
Pippen: wait...their fighting each other?
Merry: ya...must be a pk map...
Pippen: WHAT?! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Merry: u and ur bright ideas.
Pippen: hey u said to follow them
Merry: pip look out
Merry: its
Merry: an orc
Pippen: wait whos that guy
Pippen: dressed in white
Merry: dunno but he seems 2 have some sort of anti-monster thing...
Pippen: MM?
Merry: ...o yea...
Eomer: ATTACK!
Pippen: wtf?
Gandalf_the_white: it's war...XrohanX vs. the uruks...
Gandalf_the_white: i'll protect j00...follow me n00bbits
Merry: Gandalf! u rejoined! =D
Gandalf_the_white: WTF ur not supposed to know who i am
You see: Gandalf_the_white
Gandalf_the_white: oh damn.
***
You joined channel 1
[TirasHazor]: NO! YOU CAN NOT PLAY TENNIS ON EL!!!!
[Aragorn]: hey guys! =)
[Tumaros]: hey ara!
[TirasHazor]: hola aragorn
[Aerowind]: hey
[someguy1]: hi
[Eomer]: what's up arag
[somegirl2]: hey cutie =]
[n00bityn00b]: aragorn wanna play tennis?
[TirasHazor]: Sometimes, i wonder why i'm still sane...
[Aragorn]: Eomer...me lego an gim have been looking for those 2 noobs
[Aragorn]: Merry and pippen...u seen 'em?
[TirasHazor]: Topic
[Tumaros]: Topic of the town...that's a good restaurant...
[Eomer]: i saw them in tarsengaard when we attacked the urukhill...
[Aragorn]: attacked?
[somegirl2]: aragorn u r sexy
[Aragorn]: my loving fans =)
[Aerowind]: I'm not ur fan o_O
[Aerowind]: hey don't kick me again =(
[Eomer]: yea...pretyt brutal battle...just click click click...no one sruvived cept the XrohanX members
[i_luv_rohan]: XrohanX r0xx0rz ur s0xx0rs!!!
[TirasHazor]: Topic
[007]: I heard there was a fork
[Tumaros]: WHAT?!?!?!?!!
[TirasHazor]: >_<
[Aragorn]: damn, hoe u didn't kill them
[Aragorn]: *hope
[Tumaros]: haha u said hoe
[TirasHazor]: i'm not saying it again, tum
[Tumaros]: saying what agian?
[TirasHazor]: "topic"
[Tumaros]: =P ha ha u said it
[TirasHazor]: GOD DAMN IT! I QUIT! I QUIT! NO MORE EL! I'M DONE!!!
[n00bityn00b]: kin i hav ur stuffs?
[Tumaros]: ...haz?
[Eomer]: >_< anyway u could check the map, ur pretty high lvl u should survive
[Eomer]: u know i think i saw someone go into the forest
[Eomer]: u could check there
[Aragorn]: hm, thx for the lead
[Eomer]: np =)
[somegirl2]: bye oh sexiness!
[Aragorn]: please, no flash photography
[Aerowind]: o_O this is a game...
[Aerowind]: STOP KICKIN ME!
You left the channel
Aragorn poses heroically
Gimli: next time we're in kf i will burn u
Legolas: c'mon u 2...let's go!
***
Welcome to Morcraven Marshlands!
Sam: WTF dude, there r rso many puddles on this map
Sam: itll take a year to get thru here
GoLlUm: feck u wanna give ur precis to th npc or wat
Frodo: hes rite
[PM from Sam: dude, ur agreenig with a n00b...he is brainwashing u]
[PM from Sam: mebbe hes a hacker]
[PM to Sam: hey give the newb a chance...we were all noobs once...and he seems to know quite a bit boutr the geography of th game]
[PM from Sam: o_O]
[PM from Sam: w/e]
GoLlUm: k this part is hard to go thru so follow me
GoLlUm: an do NOT follw the lites
[PM from Sam: ...lites??]
[PM from Sam: there r no lites on this map]
[PM from Sam: Mr frodo where the hell r u goin]
Frodo: pretty water...
Frodo: oo look
You see a skeleton
You see a skeleton
You see a skeleton
You see: Entropy
You see a skeleton
You see a skeleton
GoLlUm: wiat!
Sam: fro get bak here1!11111111111
GoLlUm: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sam: wtf the n00b is killing the skellie
Entropy: o_O im not a n00b =D
Sam: not u
Entropy: ...oh
Entropy: update comign soon!
Sam: w00tage
GoLlUm: uh guyz a lil help here
Sam: oh rite
Frodo: ahh hes dead
Frodo: thx for killign him GoL
GoLlUm: np...hang on a sec...dont mov
GoLlUm has healed you
GoLlUm has healed you
GoLlUm has healed you
GoLlUm: ther
[PM to Sam: wtf mebbe hes not so nooby after al]
[PM from Sam: i'm tellin ya hes a hax0r pretending to be a n00b!!! do not gtrrust him!]
[PM from Sam: w/e i need to sleep]
Sam: g2g
Sam: nite guys
Frodo: see ya sam
GoLlUm: bi
Sam: o_O
#Message from Moonshadow: Ent's playin strip poker w/Aragorn rite now, so i'll do the scene transition. It is night, and Frodo is looking at his shiny shiny ring =D
[PM from Noob1: gimme free stuff]
[PM from Noob2: i want sword]
[PM from Noob3: how do u eet]
[PM from Tumaros: can i play too?]
[PM from Noob4: i want shiny shiny]
[PM from Noob5: whos aragorn]
[PM from Tumaros: ask ent if i can play]
[PM from Noob6: whats a moonshadow]
[PM from Noob7: u suck]
[PM from Noob8: is this a contest?]
[PM from Tumaros: pleeeaassseee tell ent aragorn's a friend of mine]
[PM from Noob9: how do u PM?]
Frodo: so much for privacy o_O
GoLlUm: ttthhhhhere isssssss no fffffffffork...
Frodo: erm pardon me
Frodo: but
Frodo: wtf??
GoLlUm: errrrrr i meen my precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Frodo: uh...u miss ur ring?
GoLlUm: ya
GoLlUm: it was shiny =(
Frodo: i sry...
Frodo: hey gol
Frodo: i gotta question
GoLlUm: wat
Frodo: r u really a n00b?
GoLlUm: ...
Frodo: #getip
Frodo: omg
Frodo: its u
Frodo: SmEaGoL!
GoLlUm: !!!!!!!!!!!
[PM from GoLlUm: dude, how did you know it was me? =D]
[PM to GoLlUm: ur pathetic attempts at sounding n00by]
[PM to GoLlUm: and Tuma told me]
[PM from GoLlUm: damn him e_e well dont tell anyone k?]
[PM from GoLlUm: everyone thinks I quit, i don't wanna seem like I can't break my EL addiction...]
[PM to GoLlUm: erm...k...=\]
GoLlUm: wtf u crzy man
Frodo: um yes, yes i r crazy.
Frodo: waa
Frodo: hoo
Sam: hey guys...dedided to log back on
Frodo: umm...perfect timing sam...look
Sam: wtf
Sam: what the hell is that?
Frodo: its that new creatur
Frodo: it looks like...the wraith...
GoLlUm: wraith...
GoLlUm: wraith on wings!
GoLlUm: LMFAO!
Frodo: um, not wnting to burst ur bubble but
Frodo: were gonna die if it sees us
Sam: smeg
Sam: RUN
#Message from Entropy: OMFG! OUr heros are in danger! =0
[PM to Entropy: "OUr heros"...]
[PM from Entropy: STFU! god damn it]
***
Welcome to Tarsengaard
Aragorn: what the hell kinda name is Tarsengaard
Aragorn: 'tis not as sexy a name, as i, a man...
Legolas: dude, r u gay?
Aragorn: *gasp* u ask ssuch foolish question of the true hero of this adventure
Aragorn: not sum stupid half size floaty little crowny things
Legolas: dude, thats from fairly oddparents
Legolas: i really think ur gay
Aragorn: y, u wanna hook up?
Legolas: what i would give to have my mod powers back
Legolas: if only i hadn't advertized that porno link that guy gave me
Aragorn: lmao u suck!
Legolas: HE SAID IT WAS FOR HIS smegIN' GUILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gimli: nnow now chilrdnen
Legolas: who u callin children ur like 12 rnt u
Gimli: hey legol-ass
Gimli: take this
Aragorn: wtf?!?!
Legolas: um dude ur hitting me for like...
Legolas: nothing
Aragorn: HE'S NOT EVEN HITTING U OMG LMAO THE DWARF SUX i'm sexy
[PM from Merry: r u guys gonna come "rescue" us or wat?]
Aragorn: gentlemen! enuf with the fighting, it is not sexy! I am sexy!
Aragorn: tres sexie!
Aragorn: mucho sexitero!
Legolas: ...
Aragorn: to the n00bbits!
Welcome to Fangorn Forest!
Aragorn: k they're somewhere in this not very sexy forest
Legolas: hang on
Aragorn: what?
Legolas: gotta add teh word "sexy" to my filter list o_O
Aragorn: u suck non smeg one
Aragorn: I'm, too smeg for the filter, too smeg for EL, to smeg for j00 all i'm smeg
Legolas: much better =)
Gimli: ther somewher in heer rigte?
Legolas: thats what Sir Smeged-up-in-the-head sez...
Aragorn: hay dont make fun of gimli like that
Gimli: >=(
Gandalf_the_White: GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU THREE PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW
Aragorn: oh
Aragorn: rite
Aragorn: umm...oh look...a wizard clad in white
Legolas: conveniently we cannot see his name
Gimli: o my yes tit its truly odd
[PM from Tumaros: hehe u said tit]
[PM to Tumaros: o_O do i no u?]
Aragorn: it most surely must be SaruMom!
Legolas: we could try and attak it but it will be to no avail
Legolas: he is mor powerful than us all put togethr
Gimli: damn
Gandalf_the_White: I am not SaruMom as the pathetic voiceover is trying to have you believe
Aragorn: u r rite ur voice is becoming older
Aragorn: more sexi
Legolas: DAMMIT
Aragorn <(^_^)>
Gandalf_the_White: stfU and bow decibles
[PM from Tumaros: "deciples"...]
[PM to Tumaros: must u ALWAYS correk people?]
[PM from Tumaros: "correk..."]
[PM from Tumaros: hay don't kick me =(]
Gandalf_the_White: NOW
Gandalf_the_White: yes i hav rejoined EL
Gandalf_the_White: even tho BalRogX drove me to quit, i got over my hatred for him
Gandalf_the_White: like my new outfit?
Aragorn: oh yes
Aragorn: it is very
[PM from Legolas: u say sexy sexi sects-ee or any stupid thing that sounds like sexy and i will hack into ur computer and fill it with male pr0n]
[PM to Aragorn: YAY!!!! =D]
Aragorn: seeeexxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Gandalf_the_White: n e way thos 2 newbsx u were lookign for, Merry and pipen, theyre safe
Aragorn: where r they?
Gandalf_the_White: they went with ent
Legolas: u mean Tr33beard??
Gandalf_the_White: no...Ent...
***
Entropy: and that's how to program a simple MMORPG!
Merry: fascinating!
Pippen: Merry I'm hungry..
***
Aragorn: = sexy ;) =D
Gandalf_the_White: but now that ur here we have a problem
Gimli: go smegin figgure...wat now>?
Gandalf_the_White: u know SaruMoms "spy" wermtung?
Aragorn: non-sexy? yes i kno him
Legolas: i don't kno u =\
Gandalf_the_White: he taken control of the guild XrohanX
Aragorn: I NEW IT
Aragorn: first theo duzn't log on
Aragorn: then eomer acts all weird
Gandalf_the_White: yes
Gandalf_the_White: and we haf to stop them before SaruMom owns the second most jpowerful guild in all of EL~!
#Message from Tumaros: dun dun dunnnnnnnn...
[PM from Entropy: say goodbye to ur powers next update]
#Message from Tumaros: sry ent...meant that as a #help_me =P
#Message from Tumaros: oh smeg did i just globallmessag that?
[PM from Entropy: banned.]
***
[PM from Pippen: i dont trust this gy]
[PM from Pippen: I meen wat kind of a name is Entropy]
Entropy: a damn good one
Pippen: wth??
Merry: hes got uber powers!!!
Entropy: -_-
Entropy: dont worry, i'll keep j00 safe
Entropy: Gandalf_the_White paid me $50 USD
Entropy: so believe me
Entropy: i WILL keep j00 safe
***
GoLlUm: omfg
GoLlUm: teh black gate of vermor!
Lord_Vermor: hell yea smegers!
Lord_Vermor: i pwn joo all w/my oddly intimidating spiky black wall!!!!!
Lord_Vermor: umm
Lord_Vermor: and ph34r my giant EYE too!!!
Lord_Vermor: harr being ebil is r0xx0rz!
Lord_Vermor: all ur hobbitz r belong to me!!
[PM from Frodo: we get the idea...]
Lord_Vermor: HARRG! U shall never defeat me or my ring!!!! i sees j00 all!!!!111
Sam: SO!
Sam: this is it, n00b?
GoLlUm: ey u wantd the way into vermor
GoLlUm: her u go
Frodo: jeez orcs everlywher
Sam: we cant get past that w/out dying =\
GoLlUm: oh smeg
Frodo: what?
You see Leftover Extras from the Wizard of Oz
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
007: hoo ha ha
007: whee i made a cameo =D
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Leftover Extra: oo ee oo
Sam: look
Sam: th gate
Sam: is teh opening
Frodo: sam carful weve never been here before
Frodo: i think i heard there wer traps on this map
Sam: ??
OMFG u found a TRAP!!11111u suck ~Entropy
Frodo: sam u smegtard
Leftover Extra: SENSING...DISTURBANCE...
Leftover Extra: TRAP...SPRUNG...INITIATE SEARCH AND DESTROY ANY HOBBIT-SHAPED OBJECTS SEQUENCE...
Sam: frodo help me
You fell in a hole!
Frodo: im gonna kill whoever made this map
Sam: smeg im laggin
Sam: we gott ahid esomhw
Frodo: sit, mebbe the holes deep enuf that they can't see ur name
Sam: ya u ca’t seeit
Frodo: i'll hide bakc here
Sam: dud egetof fme
Leftover Extra: SCANNING LOCATION...
Leftover Extra: SCANNING LOCATION...
[PM to Sam: dont say n e thign]
[PM from Sam: k]
Leftover Extra: NO HOBBIT SHAPED OBJECTS DETECTED UNDER FAKE CAMO...
Leftover Extra: DAMN IT...INITATE RETURN TO LINE OF LEFTOVER EXTRAS FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ SEQUENCE...
[PM to sam: their leaving]
Sam: k there gone
Sam: now stop huggin me and get me outta here
Frodo: k k stfu already
Frodo: there
Sam: o no
Sam: the gate
Sam: its closing
Frodo: because of u
Frodo: clumsy smegbuckt
Frodo: had to go and get urself stuck
Frodo: u know i didn't even ask u to come w/me
Frodo: i distincly remember sayin "i'm going to vermor alone"
Sam: ya watever
Sam: lets go
Frodo: u suck
Frodo: but at least u make an easier targt than me
Frodo: so on 3
Frodo: 1
Frodo: 2
GoLlUm: WTF AR U DOIN
Frodo: GoLlUm get out of the way o_O
GoLlUm: they catch j00
GoLlUm: they catch j00
Frodo: move it, GoLlUm
GoLlUm: DN"T TAKE IT 2 HIM
GoLlUm: he wants th preshis
Lord_Vermor: o_O no i dont
GoLlUm: always hs lookin for ti
GoLlUm: **it
Lord_Vermor: wtf no!
GoLlUm: an prcious is wnting to og bakc to him
Sam: uhh...wat?
GoLlUm: bt we msnt let him hav it
Frodo: hey look over there its a shiny ring
GoLlUm: ooo shiny
Frodo: ah now i can get thru
GoLlUm: NOOO
GoLlUm: thrs
GoLlUm: thers anothr way
Sam: ?!
GoLlUm: a secrt passge i...found out about
GoLlUm: from a friend
Sam: u have friends?
Sam: who, gillbates? =P
Sol: -_-
GoLlUm: n e way i can take u
Sam: y didt u take us there befor??
GoLlUm: ...u didn't ask
Sam: wtf
Sam: he's up to sumthin
GoLlUm: smeg no im not
GoLlUm strokes frodo
GoLlUm: i sry...plz...beliv me
Frodo: ah hell why not
Sam: uh fro o_O ur beliving him
Frodo: he's been honest so far
Sam: dude! no!
Frodo: shut up
Frodo: lets go sme...ah...gollum
GoLlUm: yay =D
Sam: >
***
Aragorn: they think my horse's sexxyyyyy...
Gimli: y do i always hav to ride w the elf????
Legolas: wth gimli shut up an enjoy the ride
Welcome to Corren!
Gandalf_the_White: here we are
Gimli: about smegin time
Gimli: were the hell r we?
Gimli: i can't see much behind this goddamn elf
Aragorn: did u not just SEE THE NAME?
Aragorn: look in ur log
Gim: wha...ohhh corren
Gim: harr harrharrharharhahr =P
Gim: k so now wat?????
Gandalf_the_White: guess whos here
Legolas: omfg Pyderz is back??!!!!! =D =D
Gandalf_the_White: no
Gandalf_the_White: damn thatd be gr8 tho
Gandalf_the_White: no im talking bout theoden
Aragorn: ur kidding
Aragorn: theo the somewhat-sexy himself?!
Gandalf_the_White: dont get ur hopes up
Gandalf_the_White: its not the same theo u know
Gandalf_the_White: not since wermtung hax0rd into his account
Gandalf_the_White: now he just spews out nonsens
Gandalf_the_White: nonsense**
Gandalf_the_White: so basically
Gandalf_the_White: dont look for his traditional "beer and women" welcome
Aragorn: dammit
Giml: ahh his women wernt hairy enuf n e wyas
Legolas: Gandalf can i push him off my horse?
***
Eowyn: ha dum de dum
Eowyn: skipping through the fooorrreessst...
Eowyn: whee =)
#Message from Son_of_Theoden: I would just like to let you all know that, since I have no more than a two minute role in the movie, I have decided to quit EL. Goodbye everyone =(
Eowyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WemTung: o hey eowyn
WermTung: sumthing wrong?
Eowyn: r u
Eowyn: like
Eowyn: blind
Eowyn: that guy was our onl hope of winning back xrohanx
Eowyn: and now its in the hands of smelly little snakes like u
WemTung: so how about that webcam, eh?
You have been poisoned by WemTung's words!
Eowyn: damn u
Eowyn: now i need to go and see aragorn for the first time
Eowyn: in his traditionally sexy way
#Message from Slayton: Contest! Be the first person to find the fallen flag of XrohanX, win a date with Orlando Bloom!
Legolas: finally, some recognition =)
#Message from Slayton: Sorry...I meant Viggo Mortensen. Go!
Aragorn: in ur FACE, pointy-eared LOSER!
Gimli: how cum no one evr mentions me =(
Legolas: because u smell and u r short
Gimli: well i have me hairy women to go bak 2 ;)
Legolas: iccckkkk
Aragorn: hey guys look at wat i found!
#Message from Slayton: OMFG, Aragorn wins!!!! thanks for playing and be sure to vote for EL on mpogd.com
[PM to Slayton: uh dude that ended like a year ago]
#Message from Tumaros: pay no attention to Slayton, he's a little behind the times
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Welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question.
Legolas: now, where were we?
Aragorn: hay, whos that sexy little smeg up there? =)
Eowyn: omg omg omg omg can i get ur autograph!???!?!
Legolas slaps his forehead
Legolas: gimme a freakin' break.
Gimli: arr don't beat urself up, elf
Gimli: u'll get a break someday
Gimli: besides, she's not hairy enuf
Legolas punches himself for 7 hp.
Aragorn: he wtf
Aragorn: hey*
Aragorn: shes gon =(
Gandalf_the_White: k now that i've unignored u guys, get off ur horses and follow me
Gimli: smeger!!!!
Legolas: hm thats a good idea
Legolas: #ingore Aragorn
Legolas: smeg =O
RohanWarrior: halt
RohanWarrior: remove ur weapons guys
RohanWarrior: u mite poke sum1s eyes out
Legolas: gah, another great idea
Gimli: wtf put that thing down Legolas
Gandalf_the_White: remov wepons??? y?
RohanWarrior: wermtung e.e 'nuff said
Gandalf_the_White: o...well...ok
Aragorn: there u go...but...i'm stil sexy
Gimli: i feel naked
Legolas: =P Gimli: **naked men
Gimli: harrrrrrr harrrrrrr >_<
RohanWarrior: um dude
RohanWarrior: ur staff =P
Gandalf_the_White: o ur kidding
Gandalf_the_White: cmon...its a STICK...what am i gonna do, cast a spell? ;P
RohanWarrior: ehh...w/e
Welcome to the House of XrohanX!
Theoden: XJ@*!)$4714716116666111010a;iwhgaWHIEOIHAbhw836193[7]0020029484apboih*gpo
WermTung: .//initatecommand/c69/317/disp:"There is no Fork"/enddisp/send=0.2s//
Theoden: There is no Fork
Legolas: I'd like to vote for "hacker"...
Gandalf_the_White_the_Whitedalf: hey Theo
Gimli: wheres the booze =P
WermTung: .//emotionstring/emotion="hatred"/targetplayer="Gandalf_the_White"/send=0.1ms
Aragorn: o_O that wasnt obvious
Theoden: Why should I welcome you: "Gandalf_the_White" ?
WermTung: ya...exactly...y the hell r u here?
WermTung: cant u see
WermTung: u r clearly not welcum here
Gandalf_the_White_the: ahh stfu
Gandalf_the_White_the: ph34r my staff
WermTung: WTF u smegers i told u to take his STAFF DAMN U ALL
WermTung: U ALL SUXORZ
WermTung: KILZ HIM BE4 HE KILLZ US!!!!!
Legolas: die, wermtung
You cannot move, you are under attack!
Aragorn: hes mine
You cannot move, you are under attack!
Gimli: u both sux =P
You cannot move, you are under attack!
Gimli: lmao
Gandalf_the_White: Theoden whats up my bro =)
Theoden: 011010101120586syntax error///"BAD COMMAND"828gyapwh#2387There%is%no%Fork%pwioheg
Gandalf_the_White: time for me to unleash the first ever
Gandalf_the_White: EL ANTI-VIRUS PROGRMA!!!
Gandalf_the_White: ***program
Gimli: kinda ruins the moment =\
WermTung: .//transfercontrol/transto=player/playername="SaruMom"//
WermTung: ;P
Theoden: lol
Theoden: u have no power here wizzy
Gandalf_the_White: wizzy
Gandalf_the_White: damn
Gandalf_the_White: it must be sarumom controlling him now
Gandalf_the_White: well then
Gandalf_the_White: uber time
Theoden: agghhh393805098b7bbww8y3hh9hswh;rejajw;wbihb98hn/33/282822389b0a98317
Eowyn: omfg wats he doing?!?!?
Aragorn: wait...
Aragorn grabs Eowyn
Eowyn: omfg he touched me =D
Eowyn: can u sign my forhead? =) =)
Legolas cries
Gimli: I'm tellin ya shes not hairy enuf
[PM from SaruMom: Gandalf_the_White, if u try to remove the hax0ring, theoden gets locked out ]
[PM to SaruMom: ya ya watever u suck]
Theoden: 01101010101010101XROHANX IS MINE0101010101010101101010110317
Theoden: AAAAAaggghgggohhhhhhh...
Eowyn: wtf id u do??
Theoden: o hey guys =)
Theoden: dam i haven't been here in a wile...someone hacked into my name i guess
Gandalf_the_White: o_O
Theoden: waat =P
Theoden: hey RohanWarrior, u still got my sword? =)
RohanWarrior: ...
RohanWarrior: um ya actually
RohanWarrior: here...trade
RohanWarrior wants to trade with you. Click the trade button and then click on him/her to accept.
Theoden: thankee =D
Theoden: so um anyone know who hacked in?
Gandalf_the_White: ur "loyal servant" wermtung
WermTung: um...hehe...
Wermtung has been kicked from XrohanX!
#GM from Theoden: Well...i'm back =)
#GM from I_luv_rohan: WB!!!! =)
#GM from LoyalSupporter: hail Theoden
#GM from Theoden: so how has Son_of_Theoden been doing running the guild? =)
#GM from RohanWarrior: umm...he quit EL a little while ago
#GM from Theoden: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Eowyn: South Kilaran was attacked by the ~WiLdMeN~ guild, Theoden
ForgottenChild: how do u eat???
Theoden: damn, everythings falling apart =/
Gandalf_the_White: r u kidding?!
Gandalf_the_White: these guys ar alied w/SaruMom
Gandalf_the_White: who in turn is allied, thru fear, w/Lord_Vermor
[PM from Lord_Vermor: ph34r my evil eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
[PM from Lord_Vermor: dam i luv being the big bad guy =D]
Gandalf_the_White: i think we should call a battle
Gandalf_the_White: hes smart but hes weak wen hes alone
Aragorn: and w/the amont of riders u have, they can distract him
Aragorn: while i
Aragorn: in my sexy way
Aragorn: become the hero and kill him myself
Aragorn: =)
Theoden: their all offline =/
Theoden: ehh, the guild is falling apart as it is
Theoden: y risk open war?
Aragorn: wake up and smell the mead
Aragorn: open war is upon u, weather ud risk it or not
Eowyn: damn thats a sexy line =)
Eowyn: u should put it in evry trailer and preview =)
Theoden: aragorn
Theoden: r u the head of XrohanX?
Theoden: ...thats wat i thought
Gimli burps
Gimli: ;D
Gandalf_the_White: so wth are we doing then?
Theoden: ...
Gimli: WTF...NORDCARN? Theoden is smegged up beyond hlp
Gimli: ***hepl
Gimli: DAMMIT i cant even type i'ma so angryg
Aragorn: apparently it s "wats best for xrohanx"
Aragorn: it is their stronghold tho
Aragorn: helped save them many times
Gandalf_the_White: ehh
Gandalf_the_White: there arnt many safe places on that map
Gandalf_the_White: if they make it into the fort their screwed
Gandalf_the_White: i just hope he knows what hes getting into
Gandalf_the_White: smeged-up as u are, he's gonna need ur strength, arag
Aragorn: =P i know...i've known it all a long...told u i was the real hero...told j00 told j00
Gandalf_the_White: n e way i have 2 go
Gandalf_the_White: gotta go visit my family for xmas =P
Gandalf_the_White: which sux =(
Gandalf_the_White: i should be back in abot 5 days...i'll get on as early as i can...if ur stil fighting maybe i can get a few friends together to help =)
Aragorn: sweet =) have fun
Aragorn: cya
Gandalf_the_White: l8r
Eowyn: hey sexy =)
Aragorn: yessss?
Eowyn: wanna spar?
Aragorn: pfft k i'll be sure to go naked so i don't hurt u
Eowyn: as much as i would like that
Eowyn: dont
Aragorn: ...ooookay o_O
Aragorn: go ahed
Aragorn: WTH????!!?!
You failed to flee!
You failed to flee!
OMG aragorn fled (chase after him, the dirty bastard!)
Aragorn: wow
Aragorn: ur...good!
Aragorn: u almost pwnd me!
Eowyn: almost?
Aragorn: w/e e.e there leaving for nordcarn
Aragorn: lets go
#Help request from rebootedrock: hey guys! =)
#Help request from rebootedrock: where's everyone going?
#Help request from TirasHazor: members of XrohanX are goin to nordcarn
#Help request from TirasHazor: apparently theres gonna be a battle
#Help request from rebootedrock: smeg i'm in xrohanx
#Help request from n00bityn00b: how do u play tennis?
#Help request from rebootedrock: whers nordcarn?
#Help request from TirasHazor: god i hate him -_-
#Help request from rebootedrock: ?? wtf did i do?
#Help request from TirasHazor: not u
#Help request from Learner: >_<
#Help request from Learner: stop abusing #help_me!
#Help request from rebootedrock: sry...but how do u get to nordcarn?
#Help request from Learner: y dont u just follow xrohanx out of corren??
#Help request from rebootedrock: o...ya
#Help request from rebootedrock: ...
#Help request from Learner: what now?
#Help request from rebootedrock: wheres corren?
***
SaruMom: so they're leaving for nordcarn?
WermTung: ya
WermTung: wait...it gets beter
WermTung: to get there, they have to pass thru South Kilaran
WermTung:
SaruMom: hmm >=)
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
( * ) SaruMom has summoned a Chimerian Wolf rider!
SaruMom: ride to south kilaran!
***
GoLlUm: can u fish on tihs game?
Sam: NO u smeged up n00b-ass smeger head!!!!!!
Frodo: y do u do that?
Sam: ??
Frodo: ur always callin him names
Frodo: y?
Sam: i call 'em as i see em
Sam: and wen i see him i almost cry at how n00by he is
Sam: i've said it be4 and i'll say it agin
Sam: hes a h4x0r
Frodo: STFU ok?? god ur so stupid
Sam: O_O
Frodo: ...wtf...i didnt type that
Sam: hum de dum *cough*hacker*cough*
SmEaGoL: they both logged off for the night...
GoLlUm: finally
GoLlUm: gah i want that ring
SmEaGoL: when i gave to the npc he gave me stuff i dreamed of having...
SmEaGoL: and then...poof.
SmEaGoL: hacker stole it all
SmEaGoL: thats when i turned to my life of hacking.
GoLlUm: a new side in u bgan to develp
GoLlUm: or shold i say, a "newb" side
GoLlUm: ur little facade
SmEaGoL: but...i don't need to hax0r frodo or sam
GoLlUm: wtf hell yea
GoLlUm: they'll cheat u, hurt u, lie...scam u till u bleed.
GoLlUm: just like everyone else
SmEaGoL: but...frodos so cool...he wouldn't scam me =)
GoLlUm: pfft
GoLlUm: u dnt have n e friends
GoLlUm: no one likes j00 >=(
SmEaGoL: #ignor GoLlUm -_-
GoLlUm: u r a liar
GoLlUm: and a thief
SmEaGoL: =) nope
GoLlUm: N00b-killer
SmEaGoL: ='( go 'way
GoLlUm: WTF SMEG NO!!!! LMAO!!!!
SmEaGoL: no, rly...i h8 j00 =/
GoLlUm: were would u be w/out me??? *hacker*hacker*
GoLlUm: i saved us. it was me
GoLlUm: we got our stuff back, and more...becuz of MEEE
SmEaGoL: u no wat
SmEaGoL: now that i hav frodo
SmEaGoL: i dont need to do any more hacking
SmEaGoL: i dont...need u
SmEaGoL: any more =)
GoLlUm: ...wth??
SmEaGoL: leave now
SmEaGoL: and never come back =)
GoLlUm: hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmEaGoL: leave now and never come back =D
GoLlUm: grrr
You cannot attack other players on this map!
SmEaGoL: LEAVE NOW U LITTLE smegERHEAD...AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!
SmEaGoL: ..
SmEaGoL: omg
SmEaGoL: he logged off =D
SmEaGoL: I"M FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roja: O_O skitzo-freeeeeeaaaaaaak!
#Message from Tumaros: Coming up next is my favorite scene...often reenacted by me and my friends for its sheer...hilarity =D
#Message from Tumaros: so w/out further ado allow me to present to j00 all..."Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit"...or as some of us call it..."The Po-ta-toes Scene!!"
[PM from Entropy: wats ur address]
[PM to Entropy: IP or IRL?]
[PM from Entropy: ur home address]
[PM to Entropy: umm...may i ask y u want it?]
[PM from Entropy: so I can kill you]
Once again leaving off with Ent...threatening me...as usual This time I went a bit more in-depth, writing it as I watched the movie side-by-side...still only...what...1/2 way thru? The rest is a lot of fighting, tho, so more like...60-70% done =)
Oh and be sure to check out the post for Fellowship of the Ring, which should be appearing soon...'specially if ur a fan of this! =D