Tumaros

Omg rebby Long time no frukasabout!

Omg...i just noticed I'm a bit slow today, bear with me...

Board Statistics: 23 user(s) active in the past 15 minutes 11 guests, 11 members 1 anonymous members Made up of all 1s, which is kinda freaky in itself. In total, there are 5 1s. 5 plus 1 (the anonymous member) is 6. This also records users active in the past 15 minutes. 1 + 5 = 6. 23 users. 2 x 3 = 6. 666. Whoa. In conclusion...WHO IS TEH ANINNYMOUS MEMBER??!?! Input appreciated.

Gimme a break Im useta teh bad grammr on her. Ain't j00?

Show-off still waiting for mine eagerly yet patiently

-_- I dun get eet

Regards right back at ya, plat :lol: And ya, when the Anti-Fork peeps hacked into my avatar and made it act all like umm well just look at it it mysteriously resized to 120x120 (nooo i didn't actually MAKE it at 120x120 what choo talkin about )

Will you two shut up before I knock yer heads together?

I still miss that lupine bush

Meep, teh fork has infected mine avaty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont need to wait for me to come...i do it at least 3 times a day...

www.thefirsttwins.com MUAHAHAHA! ph34r the tw1Ns... Kind of a scary site...my dad showed me...wtf...I think I need to bop him with a fork a few times... Oh damn, there IS no fork! Where's meh titanium spork... Yea I'm off for tonight...I think I'm...really...tired... <_< <_<

That's...kinda hard to do... Jeez I've killed 2 already today, now I only have 4 to look forward to But...um...I don't think... it's possible...to..."unkill" a kitten...it's like...shoving it back in...ick...ok shutting up now...

Yay I'm a 1337bie ^.^ Or am I a Forkbie? There is no fork... Therefore I would be a Bie! ...which does not rhyme with pie! Pie is the food of the black hole! Hole minus the H is 'ole Ole plus Bie (which i was before) makes me an olebie, and if u transfer the first E to a D that makes me an oldbie... But I'm 1 1/2 years... It's an ebil catch666.

FAREwell, not fairwell, SKA*

666.98 posts = Frukas Which reminds me...(looks under his avvy) Goatese-go-moo ur sig looks like one of the the bathroom walls at our school :lol:

UNB4|\| THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~```poiaitetildeonedotrandomsenselessforking

I dun get it... Seems to me like these "oldbies" still seem to be fairly fresh in the game...seasoned players, as you will... I guess it runs sorta like generations...to me the oldbies are...well, Ent, Roja, Moon, Slayton, 007, Leeloo...just to name a few... Then there's the "middlebies" which make up 363.76% of today's community. These guys range from Prometheus to Next to Flexo...could be subdivided into early middlebies, mid middlebies, and late (thar4 more recent) middlebies...whatever...and it's the middle middlebies that seem to be "leaving" (Pardon my Elvish, but gimme a fuckin break, these guys come back 5 days after they so DRAMATICALLY quit...even bans can't keep some of them away...) Those guys struck me as...I dunno...non-EL-type from the start... Maybe I guess that it's better that they leave...if only they would!

Actually, I'm outta here First of all, kittens Secondly, I'm actually tired, so...you guys can continue with the bible, or we can leave off around here, up to you. Btw: kitten owners...if your kitten suddenly drops down, motionless... My apologies

Hehehe...idea llama points Do something like hugging a llama...mebbe just following the commandments...and extordinary application of the rules and basically being a good boy u get a button that says like "I follow the llama" or "llamas r0x" w/e...could be a sig/avvy First of all, this is the structure of typical Llama society: Teh Llama (God) Eugene + Priscilla ("Prissy") Frukas + Biff The First Llamathist (that's his name...) Llamathists (subdivided into: Deli Llama, Llama Priests, etc....figure out more later) Winkies (farmers) Wonkies (peasants + commoners) In the beginning, there was a black hole. One day, the black hole burped. Out came Teh Llama. Teh Llama floated around in the dark vaccuum of space for many a millenia. Teh Llama had many powers, but he didn't know what to do with them. He began to wonder...and he had ideas. First he created balls to play with. It was fun. Then he grew lonely, so he created the first living being, and designed it after his own image. He called this creature a llama, and decided to name him Eugene. However, the black hole was not happy with Eugene, and one day when Teh Llama was playing with his balls, he sucked most of Eugene's matter away, leaving behind only a 1/10000000th scale llama. He then threw Eugene onto one of the balls. Teh Llama returned to find that Eugene was missing. Instead of getting mad, he had another inugeniousenable idea. After he turned the black hole inside out, he used it as a megaphone-type hearing aid, listening for Eugene's cries. He found him on one of the balls and they talked. (senseless paragraph break) Eugene told Teh Llama that he was bored. So Teh Llama created the Kitten. Eugene had some fun with his masculine appendage, which he nicknamed "Roberto" Then Eugene said was lonely on this ball. He tried talking to Roberto, but it was rather foolish to talk to one's own masculine appendage. Teh Llama told Eugene that he would create a friend, but he'd have to borrow Eugene's left buttock. So, after much painful pain and painfulness, Priscilla was born from Eugene's Left Buttock (this is capitalized, for many statues and monuments have been made of Eugene's Left Buttock) Eugene, tired of killing kittens on his own, realized that Priscilla had a hole that was made just for Roberto. Let's not mince words here. Frukas was created. Frukas was the first llama created on this ball (which, by this time, Teh Llama had named "Dennis" for unknown reasons as of yet. Eugene and Prissy (his cutesy pet name for her) weren't done yet tho. They had yet to create condums, so on their second try...GUESS WHAT! Bob was created. And there was much celebration. Bob and Frukas did not like each other. They fought, as brothers do (not to be confused with Llamathist Brothers (capital such as ourselves). One night, when Eugene and Prissy were chasing each other around a stump (there wasn't much else to do in Those Days), Bob tricked Frukas into eating a piece of pie (the origins of Pie is as of yet unknown), telling him that it would bring him great power. It was apple pie. The black hole's pie. Frukas had been warned by Teh Llama that if he ate pie, the llamas would resurrect the Black Hole and they would all be thrown into a time of great darkness (Read--Eternal Lands: Dark Shadow). However, Bob was a tricky one, and after much coaxing forced Frukas to eat the pie. The Age of Darkness and Pie began.

#17(??) Respect the Deli Llama. When he calls for silence, be quiet. When he calls for your attention, pay attention to him. When he calls for order, order pizza. AND THE LAST COMMANDMENT, THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL... #666 There is no fork! We need some sort of handshake/symbol/etc. I.e. my "signature" looks like a tongue (it's a T with a really long top line, and a J curved around it...TJ = intitals) And we need to replace the kittens one, as mikeh says, teaching/following...ideas?

#9 Thou shalt not speak of or imitate Bob-spawned Alpacas. (Bob is the Alpaca lord, once an evil llama who stole one of our kind, Spitephone (spit-teh-fun-ee), took her to his underground domain and forced her to eat the seeds of a Pomegranate, causing the season of winter when Spitephone's mother mourned...they also embarked upon the beauty of sexual activity and spawned a demon son...the first alpaca...alpacas are evil) Four more...

Ten of course... #10 Thou shalt not kill kittens on Forkday. (Forkday is an annual holiday held on the 26th of September when the great Fork Genocide began to wipe out those who believed there was a fork. It was a great day for our kind and we will honor thy furry friends during that day) After this bible is written up, do you want me to make an online version? :lol:

Made meh siggy...wasn't that hard

It does sound interesting, I've always been interested in Irish culture And samsung3773...that's the worst picture of a fork I've ever seen