Tumaros

...wtf?

Tumaros sighs, looking over at his current flame impatiently. She notices his gaze, however, and immediately the elf blushes. He looks down as his little buddy begins to rise. Quickly, the green-clad monkeybutt of a Frukas grabs his jacket and places it over his groin, looking around nervously, and again, raises his hand. "Yes?" questions Sirdan, gazing curiously at Tumaros. Tumaros groaned. "Is there gonna be a test after?" "You fucking piece of shit...erm...I mean...moron." Sirdan grabs a ruler and raps the elf on the knuckles. He also gives him a hard kick in the shin. The elf doubles over on the floor, and suddenly realizes his...erection...has been exposed. "My apologies," Dennis remarks. (This sounds like one of my dreams... )

Is there a point to anything anymore?

...I must be blind, blonde, or bloody INSANE! How do you actually GET the source code for EL? I mean I click on the "source code from CVS" link, but...after that, it's just a neverending loop of sites...right over my head. Anyone willing to fill me in? Perhaps I'm missing something? Don't lecture me about being in over my head or anything, I've got everything I need, cept the code itself... Don't worry, I'm no ph0Rk...but...ok I should stop talking now, I'm giving you guys ideas bad ideas <_<

Good point. Moo point, but good nonetheless.

Errg I wasn't 100% serious... jsyk Maybe 80% or so...

I don't get it...?

Reyana You look...amazing :lol: Sorry don't mind me, I'm a sucker for a hott girl Blushing, ~Tums

Hmm, maybe I should start up on the Dark Shadow movie again

And a Realdoll and a fork fetish digestion molder!

Do I look like I'm kidding to you? Do it and email me ur address

There is a flash of blinding light. The members of the chaotic group look on in wonder, as a leather-clad elf appears before them. "I am the Frukas..." he speaks, opening up his arms. "Gimme all your forkin microphones." "Arabians frighten me..." whispers 007 in ecstatic wonder. "Hail the rain and slay thy neighbor!" roars the half-orc, grinning evilly in the eastern sunset. Twitching in quite an odd manner, the Frukas questions, "That wasn't random." Bob appears with his Sten 446 Carbine B.A.R. crossbreed sheepzooka and blasts the world to Eternity Lands.

007, if you post a picture of yourself on here (the real you), I will personally send you, by mail, a signed fork.

I just think it's so fooken awesome that it was HANDWRITTEN! Give give...who wrote...I'm guessing that's Roja's doing? Ah and proof... That's right! DAMN STRAIGHT! And yes, I'm wearing it to school tomorrow :lol: Promise.

Yay yay yay got mine today :-D (Actually I got it yesterday but I was gone all day so I only just checked the mail today...HEY) That thing is like...teh coolest thing ever :lol: If I can my cam working again I might show it off, as well as ummm...showing off my OTHER "Unofficial Eternal Lands T-Shirt" that I made while I was waiting Tho...I'm probably gonna spend more time playing with the bubble wrap than wearing the T-Shirt... Typical me

Forum poles? Where? *Runs into a forum pole* Aw damn... U are of course referring to polls, right? Damn Americans Glad I'm a New Englander... As for what's up with the poles...I'm guessing the roof? Lol In all seriousness, I've noticed that too, it's just more of the infamous wisdom of dollarBILLGATE$ ph34r teh g473$...

Awesome :lol: I always wanted to wear that stuff for a living No...really, I like water

I think there was a topic somewhere on here that was on how to make good passwords...I know teh banned 0n3na posted...is that still around here? Maybe it should be a sticky

The ever-popular 24/7 Drama of Reality series continues with another shocking twist. When we last reported on the lives of the citizens of [Censored due to privacy], New Hampshire, Josh and Mindy were growing close. When asked, Mindy only replied that she and Josh were friends, hanging out. Josh, the same. However... Mindy's house. The phone rings for the 5th time in the past minute, Mindy, annoyed, answers. Mindy: Let me guess...is this Josh? Josh: Ha ha, how'd you guess? Mindy: You've only been calling me all night, what's up? Josh: Mindy, I got a question for ya. Mindy: Go ahead... Josh: Will you go out with me? The plot thickens... (Note: the conversation above is not transcribed, just a dramatic account of the true incident that pretty much made me pee meh pants...) Next time (a.k.a. today, 9/9/04...), on The Drama of Reality (ya i'm calling it that instead ) (Lunchroom) Josh: I'll dump you're tray for you, Mindy. Mindy: What? Oh...thanks... Josh heads off to empty and return Mindy's lunch tray. Tom: Jeez, I didn't know you guys were still so...close Mindy: Oh my God...Tommy... Tom: What's up? Mindy: (Serious expression) Josh asked me out last night... Tom stares, simply speechless and shocked not to mention intrigued... Plus, a conspiracy begins to unfold (I'm not sure about this, but something is up with certain yet-to-be-mentioned students...besides there's always some sort of conspiracy unfolding ) next time, on The Drama of Reality.

Are you kidding? Even so-called "boring" moments in my life are like...startling revelations Oh...and about the conspiracy thing...yeaaaa...it'll unfold...sometime...soon Just need to discover it first :lol:

Dunno about you guys, but when i first started, old models, everything was great, 'cept no shadows, or it's 0 FPS for me. Then, new models. brought it down to always under 15 FPS. Still pretty good. Then Ent made the server "faster" "especially for windows users" ...three times I believe? Each time it removed 5 FPS... Now I can't even play like I used to...so I've settled on the forums The game's so insanely buggy for me anyway...every time I change maps (including insides -> outsides) my text textures get screwed up and i have to relog...and i can completely forget trying to fight What did I do to deserve this?

Cicero [Edited-sry was in a bad mood when I posted, my most sincere apologies <_< ) Yeah, well, that's kinda the idea of my life being...a...drama... Jeez if only I had a video camera...I could just bring it around with me all day and send it to like...CNN or...Nickelodeon

believe in the ph0Rk So...forum #3 eh...nice...could never picture EL with this type... Anyway, I'm just curious...which forums did/do you like the best? These! They are pretty sharp...nifty shifty difty dude... <_< Teh old and slightly ebil phpbb2 forums The OLD OLD Forums, with the buddy rating, and the color schemes, and and all that cool stuff! I'll always be partial to the original forums...sentimental-type, ya know? Besides, thats where MANY original things that are now history firs appeared, i.e. "How Much Longer" (me asking when the next update was...in roleplaying... omg i love this face lol!), and...lots of great stuffs! P.S. can I have my custom title back? Or maybe...instead of Frukas...the wielder of the spork?

That is a story worthy of the Treesoar line if I ever heard one Awesome (Entropy likes the idea...sweet! Can't wait to see it in game )

Looks like I'm gonna have to do more head boppin I'm just gonna leave it all up to fate...nothing is certain in these times. And I'm not just saying that for dramatic effect Things can change faster than you think...