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When's Mr. Bille going to get some recognition?

 

:?

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tuma!!! your girlish stories are teh n0t 1||73|23571||G

 

wait did you say eric told marissa that luke liked her?!?!?!

 

no way!!!!!

 

do go on

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15. And yes, we do grow up fast.

 

:D

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How old are you guys? 13-14? Kids these days are growing up way too fast.

 

lol the average age kids start "fooling around" (blow jobs and below, even losing their virginity) is 12-14 these days

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oooh now i remember you used to tell stories about how your life was a soap opera by the campfire... i remember the one about becca and uhh... the other one

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Ya...we're like...14...and...fresh'uns...

 

SKA...how true, how true... :shock: 'specially the virginity part...and losing it and all...and the blow jobs and below...and stuff...yea :roll:

 

Wot a wunnerful life ;)

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Woooowwww... that was so beautiful. I'm going to have to print that out and take it to my drama group....

 

Man... I wish high school was like that.... junior year's gonna blow.

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Freshmen... haha. :P

 

I'm a Sophomore this year, and for your information most of my friends are virgins (I think that I have one who isn't), none of them drink or do drugs, and the most they've done with a guy/girl is kissed (besides the one that isn't a virgin, of course).

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I'm a sophmore this year, and most of my friends AREN'T virgins.

 

:/

 

I've fooled around.. but I'm not sure I want to give it all up until I find someone that I think is worth giving it to.

 

But, I have a while to decide that... I've had enough opportunities, and more will come up... but then again, wouldn't it make the moment better when you find someone you actually love?

 

..and yes, I know that sounds weird.

 

:?

 

(Edit: Second thoughts... I don't see what it's worth keeping it.

 

:sighs:)

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Ana, I'm in the same boat, 'cept I'm 16.

 

The worst is when you're on the forensics team bus late at night and it's cold and half the people are sleeping and spooning with one another and the other half (predominately the geekier, smartier, and more phsycotic people) are discussing the finer points of giving head, orgy experiances they've never had, and who on the bus they'd nail. However it's fun because they are some extremely virginal and religious girls on the team and it's fun to make them shriek. :twisted:

 

Ah theatre.....

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Oooh...

 

WELL! Yesterday, I had the first chat I've had with Becca since...the end of school :shock:

 

Fact: Becca is going out with Josh's 1-year-older brother.

 

So she has good connections to Josh.

 

So she telleth me...

 

Josh has been calling mindy a lot lately...at least every night...

 

I talked to Mindy today. She says that they are going shopping together (someday...I think she said tomorrow)

 

...

 

The Blauer Nebel's secrets run deep...

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Shopping?!... meh.

 

:?

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Trust me, 'round these here parts, that's saying something if u wanna go shopping with a guy :shock:

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...oh.

 

:?

 

That's.. weird. :)

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Dunno, whatever it is, it hasn't happened yet :shock:

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EEK...maybe u can do something Evil and then tell it???

Maybe:

1) shoot some people

2) stab some people

3) shoot&stab some people

4) KILL THEM ALL!!1-~";P[.,O

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Yeah, you wouldn't even have to write about it, you could just wait till the press finds out :D

 

Maybe we'd even get something in Holland, saying something like:

 

15-jarige Amerikaan schiet vijf kinderen neer

 

Thomas, ook bekend als 'Tumaros' bij zijn vrienden op het internet heeft verscheinene kinderen uit zijn omgeving neergeschoten en daarna met een lang, golvend zwaard, ook wel bekend 'slangenzwaard' bij hem, in stukjes gesneden en weggeborgen in zijn koelkast. Hij was van mening dat hij noobs (nieuwe, irritante gebruikers van het internet, red.) de das om deed. Thomas is nu voortvluchtig, nadat hij in hechtenis was genomen verdween hij op spectaculaire, Star Trek-achtige wijze uit zijn cel, door '#Beam me up Scotty' te roepen.

 

Translated:

 

15-Year old American shoots five kids

 

Thomas, also known as 'Tumaros' to his friends on the internet has shot several other kids in his hometown, after that he cut them into small pieces with a sword he calls 'Serpent Sword' and put the meat in his fridge.

He thought he was killing noobs (new, irritating users of the internet, red.).

Thomas is fugitive as of yesterday. After he'd been taken into custody, he disappeared in a spectacular, Star Trek-like fashion, byshouting "#Beam me up Scotty"

 

:D

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One less thing for me to worry about...damn noobs :shock:

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