The priest, the lawyer, and the Engineer

[roren]

A priest, a lawyer, and an engineer go to some foreign country, and are about to be put to death by gullotine.

 

First, the preist's head is put on the block. The executoner pulls the rope, and nothing happens. The priest then says that it must be god's will that he live, and they let him go free.

 

Next is the lawyer. They put the man's head on the block, pull the rope, and nothing happens. He says that he can't be put to death for the same crime twice, and they let him go.

 

Last, is the engineer. They put his head on the block, and the man looks up and says: "There's your problem"...

 

edit: typos, and i made it a bit easier to read.

Edited October 5, 2005 by roren

[rasberrybeard]

I love this joke. Thnx

[Arnieman]

I could really start in on the Engineer jokes...