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  1. Domination of PK maps...

    Don't forget SuicideTumie and his team of Lobber Bombers! Self Destruct and Mirror Skin can be beautiful, beautiful things! I walk alone...that is, I am guildless, but I am in 50% support of this thing! In other words... Good luck, but if some high-level players get pissed, I had nothing to do with it! In all seriousness, I say it sounds like fun, as long as, like kit said, it's just that...fun. There's a point when the conflict could reach so far as the person behind the computer screen, and coming from someone experienced in EL conflicts, that's just plain ugly. Trust me, EL doesn't need that. ...Again. Best of luck, and if I'm not able to make it, whenever it is, make sure to get some good screenies!
  2. google.com user?

    I once found a post in mid-edit during one of my Google-scapades... By entropy o_O "Oh, the possibilities!" :eviltumaros: (ey where'd the evil smiley go) One thing I noticed however...regardless of the 100s of times google's little grapefruit parasites seem to appear in our beloved Members list, there are unusually few results for the "eternal lands" forums. Well, so I search for "eternal lands" + tumaros , so what?
  3. Oldbie Poll

    Im a leaf in my own little mind. Huh? Oh...right...e-lite...gotcha... But then, where do the apples go? Anyway AHH we need a vets. section of the forum...or like our own site or something, for when Reminisc-osity strikes!!!!!arrg.
  4. Tumaros declares WAR on EL

    For No Apparent Reasontm, I have decided to wage war on Eternal Lands. You know that army that Trik, to whom you so willingly sold your weapons and armor to, was training? Well... ATTACK, MY MINIONS!! ...^ me
  5. Chat log quotes

    Few more finds... Ah, must've been the early days: chatterbug89: i hate being a newb...lol...I am rarely a newb at anything...lol 70347: i have a noob 007: .. 007: adopted? (silly bond...he always knows how to make me feel so good about myself...) chatterbug89: oh i'm stupid! 007: .. Tumaros: me 2! 007: no ur not 007: ur special Okay, so I was desparate... Perhaps more some other time...maybe I should start a whole site on this crap
  6. Sharing computers

    Well, technically, being at work, I share it with a coworker on Mondays... But "work" is actually home, being 3 local newspaper that my parents run and that I'm the advertising exec. for... So, in a way, it's also shared by family... And actually, this isn't even the computer I play EL or do other cool stuff with, mostly word processing and ad making... ...I'm gonna have to go with dog
  7. Chat log quotes

    Well, I'll go with the chat log on this computer, even though I installed EL on this one much later than I started playing (on a different computer)... Erm, in other words, this is a more recent but still old chat log I'm quoting these from... Yyyeah...anyway... This one's not exactly "funny" in essence, but it's sort of ironic (take a look at the last message...subtle joke here) (*) Tumaros summoned a Rabbit Tumaros: come, nibbles, my demon of terror Have you no respect for the dead!? Erm...anyway, random messages: #Message from God: Our newest member is masterbates! (Any relation to GillBates?) #Message from God: Our newest member is SUPERPOOP! Aerowind: odd names nowadays #Message from God: Our newest member is Bladex! Tumaros: welcome to eternal lands, bladex if you have any questions just ask #Message from God: Our newest member is kirtimaasn! #Message from God: Our newest member is ronbono! Tumaros: welcome, kirtimaasn and ronbono! enjoy the game, and if you need any help let me know #Message from God: Our newest member is 742617000026! Tumaros: Welcome to eternal lands...um...numbers person Get off my bones you stupid 3D model! Tumaros: what a loser Apparently I had been gone for a while... MikeH: TUMA! MikeH: TUMATUMATUMATUMATUMA MikeH hugs tuma MikeH: tuuuuuummmmmaaaaaaaa MikeH: yaaaaay Can you say "Excitable?" Oh, and for those who remember "Jormane," he's Josh, a very good friend of mine IRL...I'll never forget the day he first joined... [PM from Jormane: hi] [PM from Jormane: you are gay!!!!!] Umm...yeah... Anyway, not long after was another even closer friend of mine, Luke, a.k.a. "Lukris", that joined... I taught him the basics, and then Jormane appears... Hilarity ensues... Tumaros: want to go rabbit hunting? Tumaros: jor! Lukris: i will try to follow u Jormane: ji Tumaros: ok Tumaros: you can grab some if you like Lukris: is that josh Jormane: ;D Tumaros: we're going rabbit hunting Tumaros: yea Jormane: ya Lukris: hey Tumaros: want to come j? Jormane: where? Tumaros: rabbit hunting Tumaros: on isla prima Jormane: no Tumaros: ok Jormane: ya Tumaros: well lukris Tumaros: as long as you stay on this island you wont be too far from me if you get lost Lukris: i will try and follow u Tumaros: and if you really do, type #beam me up Jormane: gotta go mine some gold ;D Lukris: what do you mean Tumaros: have fun j Tumaros: Lukris: j Jormane: ;D Tumaros: type it lukris sk8erjosh: hi tum Tumaros: j your robe is sexy Tumaros: hi sk8 Tumaros: wherever you are Lukris: fagots Jormane: what??? Jormane: i'll drive my pickaxe into your brain!!! Tumaros: i'll smite you with my sexy cape Jormane: retard!! ;D Tumaros: thank you Lukris: u both are gay Jormane: up yours!!! Lukris: i want a shield Tumaros: j buy him a shield Tumaros: i don't have any money Jormane: you Lukris: me Tumaros: i don't have any money! Lukris: i dont have any money Jormane: to bad Lukris: waaaaa Tumaros: i shall taunt you with my demon of terror (*) Tumaros summoned a Rabbit Tumaros: ok my OTHER demon of terror Jormane: retard!!! Okay, for those of you who skipped that...READ IT! It's funny! Arrg. Another longish one...me and sirkillalot, typical elf-and-dwarf banter at Newbie Island, all while trying to help newbies: sirkillalot: tic tac patty whack, give a dog a bone Tumaros: sir-kill-a-lot goes rolling home Tumaros: now go roll home Tumaros: shoo Tumaros: away with you sirkillalot: but i want to spend precious time with u, my dear Tumaros: you foul-smelling dwarf you sirkillalot: -lifts up arm- sirkillalot: -sniff- sirkillalot: am not! Tejadia: How do I eat food lol Tumaros: err sirkillalot: point ear'd elf! sirkillalot: go back to the trees! Tumaros: stubby short cant-see-over-the-bar-counter dwarf1 Tumaros: go back to your holes in the ground Tumaros: wait someone asked a question sirkillalot: ey "mate" i could drink more "ale' than u Tumaros: um, click on the bag icon Helton: click on the finger icon and click on the food Tumaros: i would cut off your head, dwarf...if it stood but a little higher from the ground Tumaros looks around Tumaros: where's the dwarf? sirkillalot: -puffs out chest- Tumaros looks down 'oh' sirkillalot: -looks up- sirkillalot: -pulls ur pointy ears- Colossus: get along Tumaros bops him on the head 'he started it!' Tumaros pulls his beard Colossus: don't make me come over there sirkillalot: ey matey, that doesn't hurt Tumaros YANKS on his beard sirkillalot: -throws ur cape over ur head- sirkillalot: -wedgie- Tumaros sifts his axe and shoves it up his butt sirkillalot: ouch Tumaros: never mess with an elf Tumaros pulls his cape back and his pants down sirkillalot: colossus, he doesn't kno i jacked his bow Tumaros sighs and pulls out his bow Tumaros: o.o -.- O.O Tumaros: hrm...useless junk anyway #Message from Entropy: the fur cloak bug will be fixed later tonight, sorry for the inconvenience. Please don't PM, I am working at it. Tumaros: fur cloak bug? sirkillalot: what fur cloak bug? Tumaros: there was a fur cloak bug? And finally, some random crap involving our favorite programmer: Tumaros: i wish i knew how to advance my newbe helper level Aerowind: are newb helpers going to get more recigntion besides the fact we are extremely popular j/k lol Entropy: isn't that enough? Tumaros: omg Tumaros: lagging soo bad Tumaros: 1 fps Entropy: 1 fps? wtf? Entropy: mine is 52 Aerowind throws rotten turkey at Ent Aerowind: mine is 4 And of course, Ent's revenge, a bit later: Entropy: tea has a lot of caffeine Entropy: and it's much healthier than caffee Aerowind: caffee taffy, hmmm wut else rhymes withs Ents misspelled coffee j/k lol Entropy kills aerowind Possbily more to come when I'm not as tired and hot and OMG *faints*
  8. Oldbie Poll

    [Reluctantly refrains from making a comment on the Grand Theft Auto series] Well I'm just trying to bring back the "glory days" (<-- IN QUOTES, so interpret however you like) with my "Blast from the Past" topics in general chat... And of course, writing stories and roleplaying... Whatever.
  9. Humor test

    The Idiot Savant (39% dark, 60% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
  10. What do EL players drink?

    Zima. Umm...seriously. Okay, fine...sprite.
  11. 2 weeks vacation

    I can just see them storming the gates at Jagex Ltd., coming back with a bloodstained t-shirt that says "I destroyed Runescape and all I got was this f**king shirt!! " Have a great time you guys
  12. Oldbie Poll

    Newbie island was actually more of a getaway for the Newbie Helpers/Mods/Admins...after the campfire (actually...empty lot...before the campfire was even implimented...) was stolen from us by the newcomers, we fled to newbie island... And again, same effect...newbie island filtered out the people who were too stupid to figure out how to harvest flowers and make a fire essence, then take a boat and make a glove, to get into the game. Hell, take a look at some other games' tutorials...slightly more complex, for the most part... ...and then of course there were the ORIGINAL quests...I'm talking about the "get me one of each flower on the island" "get me [#] bunny furs" ...the "love-to-hate-'em" fetch-and-carry quests, as simple as they were, were a GREAT start, at least for me...and even those were too hard...those filtered out the types who couldn't be bothered to actually explore the island and SEARCH for that elusive chrysanthemum, or discover the "secret" (HAH!) beach... Damn, even the way you talked to NPCs was a bit more appealing... THEN NPC: Hello there sir. How are you? Your options: "I'm fine, how are you?" "Who are you?" "I'm looking for a [bla bla]" "Just passing by..." Now NPC: You see a tall fair elf before you. "Greetings, traveler. I am Bob." Your options: Greetings Traveler Bob . With the introduction of this new style...I dunno...I suppose it's a bit easier...I haven't really had much experience, let alone completed any quests like this, but... Ahh who am I kidding... Everyone misses "The Good Old Days" because we fear change. EL still rocks. 'Nuff said.
  13. Oldbie Poll

    Again, with the reqest for a "classic" server if a bunch of us could wrangle up enough cash...hell, if I didn't have to worry about school, I'd do it...but...sadly...life...arrrrgh... Righteously so with the original license thing sirdan And by that, of course, I am not only referring to the "OMFG my daughter is a cute fluffy pink little girl" paragraph, but the ORIGINAL license "thingy..." when you actually had to read the license to retrieve the correct ISP# to play. Before you skip this, admins and devs whom I love so very much, please understand this...or at least, consider it, as I present it in the most straightforward way possible: ......................................Return of "License Trick" .............................................[PLAYERS: = ] ...............................................\/.............\/ ..............Less Powergamers/n00bs...........More "Intelligent" Players .......................[PLAYERS: - ]..........................[PLAYERS: +] (The way I see it, there's two types of players: The "Powergamers" [you know who they are...the n00bs] and the "Intelligent" players [pretty much everyone else, roleplayers, socialites, manufacturers, etc.]) In other words, if there was a way to return the "must read the license to play" trick, sure, there won't be as many players, but you know why? Because all the runescape/powergaming n00blets will be too m**f** STUPID to figure out how to play. Total amount of players: Possibly a drastic decrease Without the Powergamers, the community will be more inviting. Thus, more people will be attracted to the game, and very likely [as is my own personal experience] will spread the word to others Total amount of players: A decent increase, depending on how much advertising is down (word of mouth, online, etc.) Perhaps the community could even out, and ultimately improve. Of course, the license trick is just a small way to improve the community...but in time, perhaps, to quote blink-182 "all the small things" could add up quite quickly. The game's lasted 2+ good, solid years so far, trust me, there's time A lot of that probably didn't make sense, with it being...12:08 AM and all...but...you get the idea
  14. hey any of you know good punk rock music?

    That depends...if everyone's a "bad" punk (i.e. a rebel), then it's not punk...it's trend (thank you Billy Joe Armstrong); so technically that would make "good" punk... Confused? Then what the hell are you doing reading this topic...go away! Anyway, on the topic at hand... One of my two all-time favorite bands: Green Day. Now I don't give a flaming $#@*% if you're the type that goes off about "OMFG Green Day and Blink 182 are NOT PUNK!!!!113.17 their powerpop arrrgh" 'cause what you listen to is probably crap. Lets see...quick run thru the couple of punk CDs on my desk at the moment... American Idiot [Green Day] [amazingly good album, tells an interesting "story" too...] Panic [MXPX] [Produced and featuring Mark Hoppus from Blink 182] Let It Enfold You [senses Fail] [bit more hardcore punk, but still good] Blink 182 [blink 182...duh] [definetely an alternative-punk revolutionist] Other ones I can think of that are good punk/rock/alternative... The Offspring Jimmy Eat World Relient K Rufio Simple Plan (again with the "power pop" thing) Matchbook Romance Sum 41 AFI Iggy Pop (arguably the godfather of punk) Hawthorne Heights The Used Sugarcult Story of the Year Taking Back Sunday Rancid (ehh...good tunes, not so good voice) The F-ups (YES!) Also...if you get FUSE (channel 339 on DirectTV) be sure to watch Steven's Untitled Rock Show...just cause...well...he's the man Jeez...I should probably get back to work now...have a nice day everyone
  15. "Moonshadow"

    While browsing download.com for random desktop toys, I came across this Lava Lamp thingy...and at first I was a bit skeptical, so being the critical that I am, I went to the reviews... ...which you can see by clicking here... And my eye was caught by the first reviewer's name... What does it all mean?! Well, I guess if he approves of it, it's worth downloading!
  16. freaky things on word

    Well...after a 3 second check in word... 1) All four of them have the "peace" sign with a hand (the first two twice) 2) The second two have two crosses 3) I really need to find a hobby And no, nothing turned up on google for 15 people dying because of pepsi intake...or...anything like that...umm...yyyyeah...
  17. freaky things on word

    RUN! ESCAPE! ooh it's everywhere... Anyway, thanks for showing me this...I had seen it once before and couldn't quite recall the trick... Off to go freak out some unsuspecting "friends" And some "random" "people" on "AIM" "booyea" Anyway... A bit ironic you should chose today to post this...I was looking at my pepsi can just a few hours ago... Anyone else realize that if you read the logo regular, then upside down, it says (regular) "PEPSI" (flipped) "ISDED" (is dead?) (15 dead?) (Any particular pepsi-related incident wher 15 people died?)
  18. You are cordially invited...

    (apparently falcon doesn't have "the power" :pimp: hey what do you mean "this smiley does not exist? ITS ME!!!!!!arrg. ) (but I'm not typically the egotistical, cocky b*****, therefore...) Even though I'll probably be having a couple crazy-ass "friends" over...I will do my best to get there...wouldn't miss it for the world And if I don't show up, I'll find some way to make it up to you ~Tumie (btw...where did you get those AWESOME flames? )
  19. Definetely a Nice Pic...

    Man, as soon as I get out of school, I am soooo moving here. Gotta love Gran Turismo 4 And to make sure this topic is not COMPLETELY pointless... Has anyone else noticed the insanely...um...decent (a.k.a. awesome) graphics of Gran Turismo 4? I mean...I knew they pushed the ps2 to the limit but...holy crap
  20. Definetely a Nice Pic...

    When I first got my PC Gamer issue featuring oblivion, my jaw dropped... :battleaxe: It's a close call...however, GT4 does push the ps2 to the limit...oblivion on the other hand...well, computers are just gonna keep getting better... and what with all the expansion packs and mods...just think of all the possiblities! And @ Soldus...you should see some of the comparisons between GT4 tracks and their real-life counterparts...if I get ahold of some pics, I'll post 'em later...sometime...whenever...
  21. RP events

    Wish I could be ingame but...well, the "good" computer's having an episode, so until then, please accept this screenshot as a token of my appreciation (and hopefully a little bit of inspiration!)
  22. ELManuals.com to be gone soon...

    Alaaaassstrriiiaaaa How the heck are ya? That's too bad...ever considered remaking it on something like freewebs? For now, at least...who cares if it's www.freewebs.com/alastria'sSUPERAWESOMECOOLmanualpage.htm? Most people just click on the link on the el hompage anyway...i think I dunno...anyway... [EDIT] perhaps a CJB.net redirection? ~Tumie
  23. "Moonshadow"

    Marc! Great to see ya, man! How's it going? Aside from dropping everything you're doing to worship the power of the one and only Nonexistant Green McDonalds Fork! Incidentally, not meaning to be random or anything, but just the other day my dad and I stole 4 of those green forks they have at McDonalds...and after a tragic 'incident' with one of them and a very tough sirloin steak...I am proud to say there is no silver or black or even white fork! Only...the green... And a spork...dunno where we got that from tho
  24. A game with 100% RP

    Can't wait to see you ingame, ais (Wondering what my name is? ...guess ) (No, not "Tomatos"...)
  25. Gecko is one old mutha

    I guess I can see Lyr's point...I mean, sometimes it can be annoying having to weed through all the random crap that people post (guilty as charged ) and get right down to the "meat" of the topic... But just think of all the chaos one "Random" thread would cause...I say an actual forum section "Random" (as in, like, General Chat, Help, Greetings, Roleplaying, Random, etc....you get the idea ) would be perfect for...certain people...*cough*... Oh, crap...that was completely offtopic...sorry Lol gecko...you seem to be holding together pretty well for your age!
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