jjk Report post Posted December 30, 2003 Here is how to make Christmas Cookies... Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mana Report post Posted December 30, 2003 My way of getting cookies You Need A few dollars A store A way of transport to the store Step: 1 Get to Store Step: 2 Take out the few dollars Step: 3 Look for cookies you like Step: 4 Pay for cookies Step: 5 Make sure you dont get muged on the way back to house Thats my way of gettin cookies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted December 30, 2003 yea, try reading it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killerlamb Report post Posted December 30, 2003 In my crackhole we put "special" ingredients(sp) in our cookies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted December 30, 2003 yea...special! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guthix Report post Posted December 30, 2003 LOL that was pretty funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geelef Report post Posted December 30, 2003 *focroflmao* OMFG that was funny... It made my stomach ache... Nice going jjk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted December 30, 2003 hehe ive read it 100 times and still laugh heh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geelef Report post Posted December 31, 2003 I presume you found that on some site... Tell me what it is... I need to know, so I can sue the makers for making me laugh all day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted December 31, 2003 OH GOD that is the BEST! Hehehe I'll be laughing long into the night on that one. Where DID you get it, or if you came up with it, damn you're good! Hehehe...hahaha :lol: I think I got lockjaw I was laughing so much... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted December 31, 2003 what makes you think i got it off of a site? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted December 31, 2003 You should be able to answer that...you're in his mind! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killerlamb Report post Posted January 1, 2004 I din't even laugh! What the fuck? You guys are retards who don't even understand real comedy! I mean you guys bitch at me for not making an sense when my comedy makes me laugh my ass off. Oh well, I have to respect what you guys think is funny... :roll: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted January 1, 2004 well, your older and more experienced in life. Let us be immature plz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killerlamb Report post Posted January 1, 2004 LMAO, I'm immature in moderation 8) Jevik, Heretik, Jesus's 2nd clone (don't ask), Nitrix, Guthix: What moderation is that? 100%? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted January 1, 2004 LOL OMFG...I don't get it but i feel bad not laughing lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killerlamb Report post Posted January 1, 2004 Ya know what? I don't get it either! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted January 1, 2004 Here's the truth Killerlamb...and I'm going to put it bluntly, so it sticks in your mind. I don't think you're funny. That's why I don't laugh at your "jokes" (yes "jokes" in quotes) And hey, your next post may be slamming my sense of humor. I don't care, because that's what I've come to expect from you. That's what you like to do. That's who you are, as Killerlamb, on the forums, and maybe in real life, I may never know. Or maybe your next post will be "Uh, no I wasn't going to slam your sense of humor don't jump to conclusions bla bla bla" which I might be surprised to hear from you, but then again, that could be the true you, the you behind the computer screen, not the Killerlamb we know on the forums. Or it could be a hacker under your name... Or maybe your next post will be mindless spam, just to try and throw the above two theories off. But then, this theory would be correct, so that wouldn't work. Then of course you could do something different from the three listed above, either expected or not expected from the Killerlamb that I know, and then either way there is no surprise, therefore it would be something expected even if it was unexpected. Do ya get it? EDIT: Damn! I sound like Izzy! :shock: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geelef Report post Posted January 1, 2004 Ehh, You kinda reminded me of Izzy too... But Killerlamb isn't that bad... Just a 'special' sense of humor (no offense Killer) what makes you think i got it off of a site? Because. J/K Since you're in my mind, I know what you know, and thus I would've known if you would've made that up Although I don't know how good you are in hiding stuff... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killerlamb Report post Posted January 1, 2004 Sheeesh tumaros, thats quite rude considering I just said it wasn't funny in my opinion. I wasn't trying to flame your fucking religion! God, damn! If you wanna know what I find funny its crap like www.bash.org which I got from Jevik's site...(we're more alike than he or even you think). My comedy is at leats art in some form this was just pointless IN MY OPINION sorry for being fucking honest. I will lie from now on. PS: I thought we could be friend... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted January 2, 2004 You thought we could be FRIENDS? Not likely, never likely... (Looks in the chat log) Heck, you were the first person I ever ignored on EL... And in MY OPINION I think your comedy sucks...that's all. End of discussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy Report post Posted January 3, 2004 (I feel like a ghost or something ~ everyone talks about me in this post like something of the past >.<) Hey guys, I'm right here. Can you hear me? I said I'm right here? Quit joking around I'm right here... (looks at hands) OMF! I'm dead! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geelef Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Heh? Did I hear someone? J/K We know you're not dead or gone or ... But the only way to point out Tumaros did something what you normally could do, is to put it in the past tense... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
