Oh Those Men :p

[Oh Those Men :p]

awww.. *sniff, sniff*.... y'all, thats soo sweet..

[Oh Those Men :p]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

 

"I'd really love to be ten again" she replied wistfully.

 

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Frosties and then took her off to their local theme park.

 

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

 

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

 

Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster, complete with a hot-dog, popcorn, a big fizzy drink, and a huge bag of M&M's, her favourite sweets. What a time she had!

 

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

 

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

 

"You blithering idiot", she replied. "I meant my dress size..."

 

And the moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong!

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ROFLMFAO !!! Thats absolutely hilarious Jez!!

[Oh Those Men :p]

I hope you're not saying what I think you're saying. 

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well.. you asked if i had a twin.. the closest thing to a twin i have is my older brother thats only 14 months older than me..

 

sorry ta disappoint y'all

there's only one of me ta go around

[Poem For The Love Of My Life]

WOW

 

 

*speechless*

[Oh Those Men :p]

One can only hope you have a twin or you're part of triplets.  

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Come on Dax, ya really think any man could handle two of me? Much less three??

 

The only siblings I have are 6 brothers, but as of right now they are all single...ya want their numbers?

[Poem/song Contest]

I have always been a writer in some respect or another.

As well as an avid reader of all types of writing.

As I read through the entries, one kept running through my head.

It perfectly fits the aura of Eternal Lands, as well as the real friendships formed here.

"I Have Your Bag at the Beam, My Friend"

This was pure inspiration, written by someone that really gets the real meaning of Eternal Lands, beyond being "just a game."

 

I wish I remembered who the author was.. I guess I should look it up

[Oh Those Men :p]

I will never read another post written by a gender that believes mice are more dangerous than loaded crossbows.

 

As a woman, I find this remark in and of itself sexist and degrading. I own a pet ball python that I personally feed full grown live rats. I find crossbows absolutely fascinating peices of weaponry, and adore a beautifully made sword or dagger. I have been known to drive hefty trucks that can go anywhere, and I am my own mechanic.

 

Any other senseless babble you would like to add for us women to analyze?

 

I would be more than happy to correct any other falacies.

[This Is Weird...]

All it is is a nice feature of Invision board which instead of just coutnign the google bots as guests it displays the google bot as if it were a member.  Google is just doing its rutine index of the forums.

 

On phpbb boards you dont see this since it dosen't have that feature (plus google bot dosent' index or rarely indexes forums...thou my forums are optimized for search egines so google is on my forums all the time, but that is another story )

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holy cow! i really am a tech idiot!..can ya say that slowly using non-computer related words? i don't even know why i'm postin here.. eek!

 

OK, now my head hurts from tryin ta figure it out..