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  1. I've been playing for several weeks now and i havent gone any further than WSC and VOTD. i get scared after a while and beam to IP. So i'm definately not an explorer. and i havent killed anything stronger than a wolf so i'm not a killer. I just make lots of essences and boots so i guess i'm an achiever.


  2. And then.....a little noob named Stormbringer who had been disguised as a penguin for some considerable time, instigated a mutiny that would shake the very universe. Stormbringer channeled the doubts and fears of all the penguins, and convinced them that they deserved more fish rations from their leader. All the mighty penguins that had controlled Chatterbugs universe rose up with Stormbringer at their head (still pretending to be a penguin) and launched an almighty assault on Chatterbug. MORE FISH! MORE FISH! they chanted as they gathered and surged towards Chatterbug in an endless ocean of black and white.

     

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAPPP!

     

    "ahhh s**t* exclaimed Stormbringer as he remembered the trillions of laser beams as they disintegrated his flesh and wiped him from existence.

     

    The penguins, struck with fear after Stormbringers demise, stood around and looked sheepish.

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