Mad_Raven
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Lol yet anouther poll that has turned into the gnome eating discusion. 214956[/snapback] How many times must i explain myself?Not EL gnomes but the greatest evil of them all.... THE UNDERWEAR STEALING GNOMES!!!
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New poll:what do you like with your bread? GNOMES!!!!
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Toast or non-altered. Cause i don't own a microwave.
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Aero's Mansion or even better pwnt Mansion
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Woah....just saw the movie myself......O_O It's like....out of this world,man!
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I think we should have only 1 phoenix,cause they rise from the ashes. This way it could be like a boss or something...
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Serbia And Montenegro.... We'll bribe the enemy with food....and SCORE!
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Heeeere Tanyia,Tanyia...i won't hurt you...... just MAKE CHIPS OUT OF YOU!
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Raven will make the ugly people hot! A vote for Me is a vote for the ugly,unnominated people!
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The comet has something coming out of his ass.... lol
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As i said earlier in one of my ermm....call it visions: European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl rite n styl Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. And: Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more Freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Bill Clinton: "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Bill Gates: "Bill Gates, what do you believe in?" Bill Gates says, "I believe you're in my chair." Did i tell you???I did!I told you that sooner or later that the eviil Germans will take over english in an alliance with Gates.....The world is next in their takeover scheme!
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Then i shall travel back through time and make it my post!MUuahahhahahaa
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I guess we can only hope.... *wishes that yoda cuts HP's head off...with a lightsaber!*
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Don't worry Ember i'll save you!*sends his loyal penguins that kick the $#&(@*(* out of teh gnomes*
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[sarcasm] Ooh,i'm scared!Big bad Mother Nature and Arnie are after me!Ooh,whatever am i going to do??? [/sarcasm]
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No no it's not pAnguins it's pEnguins Oh and they can't be beaten by anyone/thing except me see.....me>penguins>gnomes>you See?There is nothing more powerful than me
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Zomg you're right! Well,it appears shiv is the first of the cannon fodder...uhhh i mean.....heroic fallen people
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Hmmmm well ya know....i should have posted in the "takeover schemes by evil people"...but yknow we don't actually have this..sooo..... Oh and shiv we'll see who is laughing when the germans get you too!
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Well,i call it stealing...hmmm i think i should copyright it....Ah well *sends teh sup4 k3wl penguins that quickly take care of Arnie's squirrels*
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Why can't there be mines?Jeez people you came from a spaceship.... 1)Teh mines fell out of your ship also 2)Do a quest for getting your memory back for constructing teh mines!
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*points at his post* I did it first,stop stealing my ideas!
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Give all the chars stuff to me Then tell your bro that he can just create his own char
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You have a week to change your guilds short name
Mad_Raven replied to Entropy's topic in General Chat
He's being controled by teh gnomes!Oh no! -
"You killed Mother Nature!Ah heck,there goes the neighbourhood "